Take Care of your Pants!!!

@Pantheist the day is saved!

@jbartus Yes, it’s ok to let your guard down now…

@Pantheist Was this you, before?

@PantHeist never! You shall not be permitted to heist my pants!

@duodec I’m a tragic figure. All I want is a pair of pants that fits properly. @jbartus is the real villain here.

@Pantheist

Yoga pants.

@f00l A little revealing for me these days.

@PantHeist if that’s all you want look up your local tailor and stay out of my closet!

@jbartus Just keep taking care of your pants.

@PantHeist actually now that I think of it, you should come take my pants and leave me money like the tooth fairy. I regrettably exist somewhere between a 28 and a 30 inseam and nobody carries odd sizes so I have to buy 30s and the heels always get stepped on and frayed.

@jbartus That’ll work. Waist around 30?

@PantHeist sorry slim, gonna have to steal someone else’s pants.

@jbartus

@PantHeist what’re you gonna do? Have a few inches taken out of the waist?

@jbartus Gain weight with money from my thriving pants business.

@PantHeist I suppose that’s an option. Seems a bit extreme, why not just use the money to buy pants that fit already?

@jbartus That just isn’t the way things work around here.

@PantHeist well, I hope you like jeans with the backs worn through at the heels.

@jbartus If you just wore the 28s with boots then you wouldn’t be dragging’ the damn things
/image cowboy jeans

I advise that you skip the big buckle (unless you’ve won a rodeo)

@compunaut I do like cowboy boots… I just don’t own any.

@jbartus Or you could, you know, just re-hem your pants.

@duodec I always intend to but I usually buy new ones when my old ones are too embarrassing to wear to clients’ offices and then they never get taken to the tailor.

I have a lot of outstanding invoices right now, I’m thinking when I get a big check in I’ll go buy like ten pairs and take them all over, get measured and pay whatever to get it done. When I pick them up I’ll get rid of the current ones.

I’d give them to charity but I feel like they’re too short to be salvageable short of making cutoffs or capris and they’re not cut right to make capris.

@jbartus You need to come visit Fort Worth. I still wear the pair of Justin boots I bought in this store in 1992 about once a week

@compunaut I have designs to come to Texas at some point and boots are on the agenda.

@jbartus Let us all know so we can plan a Meh-together

@compunaut it’ll probably be 2018 at the earliest.

@jbartus
So I have a year to make fun of you before you show up?

I’d give them to charity but I feel like they’re too short to be salvageable short of making cutoffs or capris and they’re not cut right to make capris.

Give them to charity. You have no idea how resourceful charities and their customers and clients are at putting things to use. Trust me, they’re good.

Also, if they can’t be used as clothing or cloth, charities know where to recycle them as s normal part of their operations.

Goodwill, the Salvation Army, clothing charities and the like are not in the habit of wasting things and being clueless and inefficient.

@f00l depends, coming to Boston any time soon?

@jbartus

Spent so much $ going to family weddings over the last 3 years … I kinda need to chill on the travel thing for a while.

@jbartus I remember in high school it was cool to have jeans that were frayed at the bottom.

@RiotDemon yeah but were those jeans acceptable business attire?

@RiotDemon ummmm…most of mine are now.
I blame my lack of an ass to keep the back of them off the ground.

@jbartus sure. JNCOs could be worn to business meetings…

@mfladd
/giphy butt implants

@RiotDemon
I see you’re feeling better and recovering best parts of your “I can be stabby” personality.

@RiotDemon That’s not an ass, it’s a breakfast bar.

@lisaviolet I could use a henchwoman.

@PantHeist
/image female henchman

@compunaut Leave your pants. You obviously aren’t taking good care of them.

@compunaut are they starting a criminal operation or a burlesque club?!

@jbartus If you ask them nicely, they’ll whisper the answer in your ear…

@compunaut I don’t think I can afford them.

@PantHeist
/image Levis 550

@ninjaemilee fool me once…

@mfladd leggings with a fake blue jean print? Pass

@mfladd they’re like comic book pants. Neat!

@RiotDemon I need to see a steampunk design

@compunaut
Wheels within wheels?

@Thumperchick Hey now; don’t be setting a bad example for Baby Humper

@Thumperchick It’s true! Pants are for suckers. Make sure to leave yours unattended.

@f00l

@daveinwarsh He’s lucky they didn’t keep standing up straight. Darwin award waiting to happen.

@PantHeist
He might still be alive, but no longer capable of reproduction?

@f00l Right

@narfcake I’ve done that for taking out the garbage.

@mfladd Liquid Latex is Amazing!

@jbartus I think that one is just body paint. I’ve seen some neat liquid latex clothing, but it’s raised off the skin a little bit.