What I currently do with these: Set them up in bank driveups so that the bank knows a car has pulled in.
What I would do with it at home: Set it up by the bottom back door so that when my cat decides it is time to come in I know his 26lb enormousness has arrived.
Come on now. It seems abundantly clear to me that the only real practical use for this item is to finally prove the existence of life on other planets. Come with me on this one. Convince NASA (or whoever does the space shit now), insignificant tiny payload, remote deploy on surface of Mars. Obviously the grays aren’t gonna reveal themselves to complex “rovers” with cameras attached. But a cheap and clunky plastic doohickey that looks like a cigarette smoke filtration device. No worries. Pretty sure multiple signal amplification arrays must be employed but think of the glory. Motion detected=obvious intelligent life in space= my first Nobel prize in science. Boom, bitch-slap Neil deGrasse Tyson. Gravity wave propulsion seems like some pretty lame old news now, hunh?
@gio Thanks for the video. I once was chased by a swan with babies and they are viciously protective. I would think when freeing a cygnet from a fence standing on the other side from dad would be a better idea, but I guess that guy is the expert.
@matthew, does it feel strange to operate a puppet that is designed to look like you? Also, where is the “spoiling the magic” on this? It would be oh so meta.
Keep the revenuers out of my “patch.”
What I currently do with these: Set them up in bank driveups so that the bank knows a car has pulled in.
What I would do with it at home: Set it up by the bottom back door so that when my cat decides it is time to come in I know his 26lb enormousness has arrived.
I second that E motion.
Come on now. It seems abundantly clear to me that the only real practical use for this item is to finally prove the existence of life on other planets. Come with me on this one. Convince NASA (or whoever does the space shit now), insignificant tiny payload, remote deploy on surface of Mars. Obviously the grays aren’t gonna reveal themselves to complex “rovers” with cameras attached. But a cheap and clunky plastic doohickey that looks like a cigarette smoke filtration device. No worries. Pretty sure multiple signal amplification arrays must be employed but think of the glory. Motion detected=obvious intelligent life in space= my first Nobel prize in science. Boom, bitch-slap Neil deGrasse Tyson. Gravity wave propulsion seems like some pretty lame old news now, hunh?
I admire anyone who can write and perform ditties like this every other day. The (semi)daily videos are my fave part of the Meh Exxxperience.
(BTW, I was expecting this device to be useful mostly for detecting Proust protagonists.)
@UncleVinny
Swans scare me.
/giphy scary swan
@sammydog01 meanwhile the swan whacks its baby trying to attack the human. Geez.
@sammydog01 @RiotDemon Here’s the rest of the story.
@gio yep, it’s a jerk. Lol
@RiotDemon No, it’s just a protective parent, and Simon there looks just like any other predator to the Swan.
@gio Thanks for the video. I once was chased by a swan with babies and they are viciously protective. I would think when freeing a cygnet from a fence standing on the other side from dad would be a better idea, but I guess that guy is the expert.
@matthew, does it feel strange to operate a puppet that is designed to look like you? Also, where is the “spoiling the magic” on this? It would be oh so meta.