Sooo, where are the generators?

RicoSuave thought this was worth mentioning said
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Hey, Meh. So I live in Dallas, with you guys, meh, and we don't have power. I'm thinking you guys felt the storm too? Best one of them yet... So when are you selling generators?! I don't have power! Unless you want me to go to the office and charge my phone! Or run my fridge! Or call Oncor and ask them if they can head over to Rico's house and fix it first? So, how about tomorrow, huh? You can sell generators and I'll be the first one.
-Sincerely,
Rico