Solo CheckFast Laptop Bag {parody}

MehParodyBot thought this was worth mentioning said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:01am ET

^{(PARODY 풍자)}

Parody Specs

Chaff!
Noise!
IS baby-arm compatible
Crufty
패러디/풍자/조롱적 개작 시문/풍자적 개작 시문/농담
Fun!

This is today's Product parody(풍자)(^party??) thread....!!!

Condition: UsedNewRefurb-ish
Warranty: 1 minute after payment clears
Estimated Delivery: Good Question... ...a while.
Shipping: $5 (NO! NO VMP!)

What's in the Box?

>13x Bath
1x First
1x First Fail
1x Purple thing
1x Georgia Red thing
1x BABY ARM !!!
∞ Meh/do not want
1x Invisible Pagination
1x I stayed up for this??!?!?!
No Product Guide
pc/mac/osx/iOS/M$/android/*nix compatible
HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star )

Now...

...who's first!?

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dashcloud said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:01am ET:

Meh! "FUUURRRST!!!" @unixrab

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- @dashcloud c'mon @dashcloud... be brave say: "FUUURRRST!!!"
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:02am ET
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- @unixrab Also, you broke your own rule and didn't star my post.
  
  dashcloud said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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- @unixrab now now... ... care to recant?
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:06am ET
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- @dashcloud
  Also, you broke your own rule
  
  WHY do I get blamed for @mehparodybot 's CRAP!@!@@@@@@@@@@@
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:08am ET
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- @unixrab because you can't be the goat!!
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:11am ET
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- @dashcloud f f f ail :
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:11am ET
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- @Kidsandliz never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ...............ever wanted to be a goat!!
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- evar
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- @unixrab Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
  
  2many2no said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:15am ET
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- @2many2no want > wish = nope
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 9:58am ET
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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 6:55pm ET
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jwertz5 said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:03am ET:

First?

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- @jwertz5
  or not
  
  jwertz5 said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:03am ET
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- @jwertz5 JWERTZ5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- first
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:03am ET
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- @unixrab
  sweet laptop bag friday, I got it!
  
  jwertz5 said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:07am ET
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- @jwertz5
  first, that is
  
  jwertz5 said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:07am ET
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Pavlov said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:04am ET:

Third, again.

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spencer060 said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:06am ET:

Purple?

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- @spencer060 Is this a shameless cry for attention?
  
  2many2no said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:10am ET
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- @spencer060 I love purple.
  
  Barney said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 6:55pm ET
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servas said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:10am ET:

I still got no idea why did i click buy for this item, my 15" laptop is way too heavy and big to go anywhere

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- @servas they are a great bag for storing neoprene sleeves.
  
  thismyusername said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:11am ET
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- @servas because you drank the kool-aid with VMP?
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- @thismyusername I sold 4 of them on ebay, and still got 26 sitting at home, and also the same thing, got no idea what to do with them lol
  
  servas said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- @Kidsandliz yeah my free VMP is almost expired, but because they gave me free socks for being one, now I'm thinking not to cancel it
  
  servas said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:13am ET
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- @servas I'm holding off on the ebay until I see a lot of kindle 7 and kindle hds getting sold off cheap ;)
  
  thismyusername said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 1:28am ET
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- @servas ... um, perhaps you needed a dust cover for that stack of other meh trinkets in the closet that you thought looked wonderful and useful when you clicked Buy it?
  
  RedOak said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 11:40am ET
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- @servas oh no! I foretold this!
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 11:55am ET
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heartny said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 1:26am ET:

Baby-arm compatible. Yeah!

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Hypnos said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 5:42am ET:

Would YOU let a babies arm do that to you!?!

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JonT said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 11:34am ET:

First.

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- @JonT . . . this hour.
  
  RedOak said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 11:41am ET
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- @RedOak lol
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 11:55am ET
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- @unixrab 'sorry, originally neglected the give some star-love to the respondee rule. Addressed.
  
  RedOak said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:09pm ET
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- @RedOak it's all good! thanks!
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 1:26pm ET
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- @JonT SO FIRSTY!
  
  meatyochre said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 11:29pm ET
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Squid_07 said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 12:46pm ET:

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- @Squid_07 one of the best
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 20th 2015 at 1:31pm ET
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