@blaineg@yakkoTDI You’d probably want to do it as separate services so that if the police find one ash pile at least there won’t evidence that there are more of then…
When my perpetual jailbird cousin Seth died in his cell, one of the deputies took his body to the mortuary for cremation. Pinned to the body was a note: “This is Seth Thomas, who died this morning at 2:14 AM and left instructions that his body should be cremated. If he tries to tell you otherwise, don’t listen to him.”
Are they advertising like this?
/image Wilmore Funeral Home
@narfcake
Brilliant!
@narfcake
https://wilmorefuneralhome.com/
I got a list too. Do they offer a group discount?
@yakkoTDI Is this like the killer bees list, or a separate service?
@blaineg @yakkoTDI You’d probably want to do it as separate services so that if the police find one ash pile at least there won’t evidence that there are more of then…
Cremation and spam…sounds wonderful.
@eeterrific
@macromeh Yummm…barbeque…as Monty Python said…spam spam spam spam…enter link description here
If you’re going to kill
Cremation’s a slow method
At least be humane
@replicacobra
Human composting
Is it more or less humane?
Nice garden at least
@macromeh @replicacobra
This story was just on the news last night!
Human composting is now legal in CO:
https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/body-composting-colorado/73-cbfd9fd4-36ee-42a1-bc5c-80c9d320f1d2
@Kyeh @macromeh
Push up the daisies
It’s the darkest night soil
Though it’s less wasteful
When my perpetual jailbird cousin Seth died in his cell, one of the deputies took his body to the mortuary for cremation. Pinned to the body was a note: “This is Seth Thomas, who died this morning at 2:14 AM and left instructions that his body should be cremated. If he tries to tell you otherwise, don’t listen to him.”
never know when that can be handy… I had to find someone in July…
Seen earlier today: “There’s a moment during cremation when you’re perfectly cooked.”
@blaineg
