@sammydog01 I couldn’t even watch the fail video past the first one. Whenever I see videos of people getting hurt, I feel physical pain. I never used to be that way. I read that it has something to do with being empathetic.
the closest i ever came to a “gallon challenge” was not a challenge, just my own stupidity. I like Applejuice. one time without thinking I drank a half gallon of the stuff within an hour…
peeing out of your butt is an interesting sensation…
@earlyre
Just wait until you hit the “age of colonoscopies”. Hopefully you last until the 40-50 year old recommendations, and don’t develop a GI disease that means you have to do them much more often (I’m in the 5 before 35 club myself).
One of the common names for the meds they give you is Go-Lytely, which could just as easily be called Pee Out Your Butt. I’d really hate to know what would happen if there was a Go-Hard version…
/giphy go-lytely
@thejackalope well, i’m 39, and should get my first one next year. I’m starting @ 40, because my uncle,Dad’s Twin, had colon cancer.
has soon as the doctor knew my uncle was a twin, he wanted to see my dad, and get him in for a colonoscopy ASAP. Dad was fine, but the doc told me to start @40, instead of waiting until 50…
I have a buddy who’s a couple years younger than me, that thanks to irritable bowl and diverticulitis, has probably had at least 5 by 35. and he just had surgery to remove the diverticulitis, so there will probably be another one after a while to inspect the seam they stitched together…
have to ask him what he took for his surgical prep…
I know when my folks have had their colonoscopies, the docs gave them a scrip for a big bottle of miralax, and told them to mix up the whole thing with clear gatorade…
@40@earlyre@thejackalope Oh, I’ve had a couple of colonoscopies. They’re not that bad, just plan ahead and have a good book to read while hanging out near the porcelain…
Ooo whee! Look at me, I’m pooping water! Pfft. Big deal.
Worse to me is dental work. Due to injuries incurred when I was six, I’ve been going to the frickin’ dentist for many, many years. Much more painful and inconvenient for me.
/google why can’t you drink a gallon of milk
Good question - Why can’t people drink a gallon of milk in an hour …
https://www.brainstuffshow.com/blogs/good-question-why-cant-people-drink-a-gallon-of-milk-in-an-hour-without-throwing-up.htm
@RiotDemon awful. Awful. AWFUL.
Why don’t you do the cinnamon challenge next!
@therealjrn How about the Kiki challenge?
@sammydog01 YES YES YES
@sammydog01 @therealjrn no no no.
/youtube Kiki challenge fails
@therealjrn I did the cinnamon challenge last night. Got drunk as shit after, woke up having to vomit and sure enough clumps of cinnamon.
@reclaimercube @therealjrn I guess I should have specified, that was a joke. DON’T DO THE STUPID CHALLENGES!
@RiotDemon @therealjrn That was truly disturbing until I read that the girl getting hit by the car was faked.
@sammydog01 I couldn’t even watch the fail video past the first one. Whenever I see videos of people getting hurt, I feel physical pain. I never used to be that way. I read that it has something to do with being empathetic.
I just feel like someone punches me.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 I’ll post it in this thread once he sends it to me. You’re welcome.
@reclaimercube @RiotDemon @sammydog01 YOU NEED TO FILM YOURSELF DOING THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE. I THINK YOU MADE THAT UP.
Oooo, is this going to be your goat thing? We find challenges for you to do??? Fun!
/giphy mr. burns
stop it!! before you end up eating a tide pod and snorting a condom up your nose.
Dude!! Don’t you wanna keep that last brain cell??!!!
the closest i ever came to a “gallon challenge” was not a challenge, just my own stupidity. I like Applejuice. one time without thinking I drank a half gallon of the stuff within an hour…
peeing out of your butt is an interesting sensation…
@earlyre
Just wait until you hit the “age of colonoscopies”. Hopefully you last until the 40-50 year old recommendations, and don’t develop a GI disease that means you have to do them much more often (I’m in the 5 before 35 club myself).
One of the common names for the meds they give you is Go-Lytely, which could just as easily be called Pee Out Your Butt. I’d really hate to know what would happen if there was a Go-Hard version…
/giphy go-lytely
@earlyre @thejackalope
Thanks to my maternal ancestors, I had to join the BOYA (blowit out your ass) fraternity.
This brother - Gates describes the GoLytely ‘challenge’
very well …
[1]: https://sdgateswriter.com/2016/03/20/golytely-what-doesnt-kill-you-will-make-you-stronger-or-so-they-say/
@thejackalope well, i’m 39, and should get my first one next year. I’m starting @ 40, because my uncle,Dad’s Twin, had colon cancer.
has soon as the doctor knew my uncle was a twin, he wanted to see my dad, and get him in for a colonoscopy ASAP. Dad was fine, but the doc told me to start @40, instead of waiting until 50…
I have a buddy who’s a couple years younger than me, that thanks to irritable bowl and diverticulitis, has probably had at least 5 by 35. and he just had surgery to remove the diverticulitis, so there will probably be another one after a while to inspect the seam they stitched together…
have to ask him what he took for his surgical prep…
I know when my folks have had their colonoscopies, the docs gave them a scrip for a big bottle of miralax, and told them to mix up the whole thing with clear gatorade…
@40 @earlyre @thejackalope Oh, I’ve had a couple of colonoscopies. They’re not that bad, just plan ahead and have a good book to read while hanging out near the porcelain…
Ooo whee! Look at me, I’m pooping water! Pfft. Big deal.
Worse to me is dental work. Due to injuries incurred when I was six, I’ve been going to the frickin’ dentist for many, many years. Much more painful and inconvenient for me.
Toughen up buttercups. Ha.
How about the “pint of ipecac challenge”?
@PocketBrain
/youtube family Guy ipecac