SKYN 4-Piece Adult Personal “Wellness” Bundle
Condition: New
This bundle contains every item you need to enhance your personal well-being
Three different personal massagers for a variety of options to choose from
Don’t forget the Excite Gel Lubricant that provides a pleasurable tingling and warming sensation to give you a more exciting experience
SKYN Vibes Personal Massager
Sensual & Ergonomic: curved design and velvety-soft brushed silicone finishing for a sensual experience and ease of use
Custom Experience: 20 speeds and pulsations provide a custom experience to best match your intimate desires
Convenient: USB rechargeable battery, works up to 4 hours when fully charged and an illuminated control panel gives you ease of use
Water Resistant and Latex Free; perfect for use with SKYN® condoms and water-based lubricants
SKYN Shiver Personal Massager
Exciting Format: this quiet but powerful bullet-shaped RIBBED PERSONAL MASSAGER provides maximum pleasure and sensitivity
Sensations for all Tastes: 7 speeds varying from GENTLE to INTENSE
Convenient: USB rechargeable battery, works up to 60 minutes when fully charged
Water-Resistant and Latex Free: perfect for use with SKYN® condoms and water-based lubricants
To charge, simply unscrew the cap and plug in the USB cord to a power source
SKYN Thrill Personal Massager
Discreet, yet Powerful: lightweight and compact bullet-shaped massager designed for intimate stimulation, with a glam rose gold plating that allows for a pleasurable heat transfer
For all Moods: 3 speeds varying from GENTLE to INTENSE
Convenient: USB rechargeable battery, works up to 60 minutes when fully charged.
Water-Resistant and Latex free: perfect for use with SKYN® condoms and with any lubricant
The compact design (17.9mm x 94mm) allows for this massager to be the perfect travel companion
SKYN Excite Gel Lubricant
Scientifically Formulated: female stimulating gel that contains L-ARGININE
Easy to Use: ergonomic bottle with high-quality pump providing ideal lube dosage in all environments… even in the dark or without looking
Designed and tested by women to maximize the female sexual experience and drive
Format: gel in pump bottle, 20 applications, 0.5 Fl oz / 15ml
@brennyn 20 speeds, only one of which will prolly get used by most folx, maybe the low-med-high range, then there’s 17 more “patterns” to try if you want that many ways to just frustrate yourself.
For anyone thinking of buying this, it’s extremely sus to me that while it says latex free, it does not say what the actual material is on this listing. These may not be safe silicone as they do not say specifically say on their Amazon pages that it’s the safe kind of silicone. Buy one that’s more up front about the materials!
@stinks Pfft! Don’t be silly, meh writer. She has all those phallic vibrating personal massagers because her back muscles are always sore. She only locks herself in the bedroom while using them because buzzing sound bothers the cats.
Considering these didn’t specifically mention arriving in “discreet packaging,” I’m really looking forward to seeing what kind of packaging they are delivered in.
Clear?
A box that says in big bold letters “I JUST BOUGHT 3 VIBRATORS!!!”?
Personally waiting for the male version of this type of sale.
Edit. Kinda wish they were one of those super vibrating ‘massages’ cus i know girls use those for ‘this’ purpose but in all honesty I love using them on my back, etc after a workout
@jst1ofknd@Vitanima if you’re talking about another one of those $30 massage guns, the do indeed work wonders on your sore back, but as for those “wellness” body parts, I pity anyone who tries it for that purpose - even if they ultimately achieve success with it.
(Side note: meh was good enough to replace mine as the first one died within the 90 day warranty period.)
Careful on the side deal link. Those lubrificants are silicone based, and are NOT to be used with two of these vibrators (which take water based lubs only)
Fortunate timing here. Partner was wondering about getting something like this for herself since I’ve been working so much overtime lately… Guess it’s time to test them out!
I like the Side Deal prompt to stock up on lube… but when you go to Side Deal, the product description says “Dont use with silicon toys”…which the ones on Meh are… umm…
@crimsonwingz Yup – two out of the 3 toys are silicone which is why we didn’t bundle the lube with this set. It can be used with the gold one however, and for whatever other wellness activities.
@macromeh And ALL of the folks in N & S Dakota are either in Mutually Satisfying relationships, celibate, or don’t have access to the wonderful offerings on meh.
I live near the flight line for one of our B-52 fleets. I can hear the 5:00 fanfare playing now from the base, as a matter of fact. B-52s fly over my house all the time. Now I’m going to picture them full of little purple and gold bombs.
But wait, Elon says we’re supposed to be having more children? After he gets his DOGE department setup, he’s gonna replace all Planned Parenthoods and fertility clinics vith Planned Elonhoods, where everyone can have an Elon baby via direct sperm donation, or IVF; how many eggs you suppose Grimes has left?
Specs
SKYN 4-Piece Adult Personal “Wellness” Bundle
Condition: New
SKYN Vibes Personal Massager
SKYN Shiver Personal Massager
SKYN Thrill Personal Massager
SKYN Excite Gel Lubricant
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$59.19 for all 4 at Amazon
$18.99 SKYN Vibes
$19.87 SKYN Shiver
$14.34 SKYN Thrill
$5.99 SKYN Excite
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Standard: Monday, Jul 3.
Enhanced: Friday, Jun 30 - Monday, Jul 3.
“Wellness”?
I’ll “Pass”, thanks.
It’s meh “After Dark”!! Whoa!!
/giphy naughty
@IndifferentDude That’s not where the thinking is taking place…
Sure it’s not a Wetness bundle?
@phendrick ha! Good one.
Are these refurbished?
@sflesch No, they’re just “open box”
@robson @sflesch
/giphy I see what you did there
@robson @sflesch I certainly hope that is the result.
Do these have Bluetooth?
@chesng and an invasive app?
I like the purple cactus.
@awk Really pushes your button?
@Pufferfishy Really tickles my pickle!
First thing to get me going in a long time.
@Felton10 Caffeine not doing it anymore?
@Felton10 @robson nor her sister Morphine.
@Felton10 @mcanavino @robson
You’ll have better luck with her cousin amphetamine
I’m just here for the comments…
@shahnm Really? No advice on storing batteries?
@shahnm Yeah, my dog is insisting I take her for a walk now, but it will be fun to see what’s been added by the time we get back.
@mike808 This product is more about using batteries than storing them…
20 speeds? That’s too many. It’s a vibrator, not a bicycle.
Wait, I just got an idea…
@brennyn I think Benny Hill came up with that already…
@brennyn 20 speeds, only one of which will prolly get used by most folx, maybe the low-med-high range, then there’s 17 more “patterns” to try if you want that many ways to just frustrate yourself.
Ooooo, fun!
/buy
@bmtka It worked! Your order number is: leggy-creative-willow
/image leggy creative willow
Not what I expected to see tonight. Definitely more interesting than speaker docks.
@iluvmingos speaker what?
@iluvmingos No Bluetooth?
This seems appropriate:
@phendrick To get one of these, you need a Dream Catcher. Hopefully, a future “bargain” on Meh…
Looks like someone got an idea from that other site… it’s Woot, in case you didn’t know.
Oh wow.
/giphy hot and bothered
For external or internal use only.
@mike808 Indoor, Outdoors and back doors.
@Kerig3 No flared base, so keep out of back door, but I s’pose just knocking at it would be safe…
Pass. I mean… wait, you can drop these things out of a B52 bomber???
In!
@bakerzdosen Kinda gives BUFF a new meaning.
I feel a sell out coming. Or… something like that.
@Zott If they don’t sell out, then we’re going to have some interesting IRKs soon…
@shahnm @Zott
A sellout won’t be the only thing you’ll feel coming with these.
/giphy rimshot
@shahnm @Zott They will make great stocking- stuffers for the kids this Xmas!
@robson @shahnm @Zott Seems kind of spendy for Halloween treats.
@mehcuda67 @robson @shahnm @Zott Yeah, but a really good price if you want to give yourself a treat.
@Zott I will fully admit I didn’t see a sellout coming… I stand corrected.
@bakerzdosen I didn’t see the sell out…I felt it vibrating deep inside of me.
@bakerzdosen @Zott
Well either way… You called it!
Now we know why Meh sold bulk packs of batteries recently…
For anyone thinking of buying this, it’s extremely sus to me that while it says latex free, it does not say what the actual material is on this listing. These may not be safe silicone as they do not say specifically say on their Amazon pages that it’s the safe kind of silicone. Buy one that’s more up front about the materials!
@sum1 My wife and I both have bad latex allergies and we used the latex free condoms from this brand for years with no issue, fwiw
@sum1 https://meh.com/forum/topics/skyn-4-piece-adult-personal-wellness-bundle#62ed2da2750e26ac6e004434
Just posted this below.
Wow, 1 for every orifice!
Have to re-post this
@robson That looks vaguely familiar.
An c’mon, what a bunch of prudes!
/buy
@haydesigner It worked! Your order number is: leaded-cagey-boot
/image leaded cagey boot
@haydesigner @mediocrebot •Ernest Haycox•?
This really has me buzzing!
/giphy buzzing
well, this’ll make the quarterly performance review a lot more fun.
@alacrity Or Mystery Santa gift at work Xmas party!
That cactus would look cool on my windowsi…
/giphy startled baby
Guess it’s never too early to pick up some stocking stuffers…
@shahnm I don’t think it’s your stockings they are meant to stuff…
@shahnm Stuffing stockings? I think you’re using it wrong…
Be interesting to see if more red or blue states purchase these?
@Felton10 I would guess this is one thing that everyone can agree on…
@Felton10 @shahnm Sure, but people in certain states have extra motivation to stay far, far, far away from the fully operable models.
Ouch, meh-writer. I hardly know ye.
/image escalated quickly
@stinks Clearly the writer has never considered using one of these with your significant other in the “Adele” maneuver.
/image achievement unlocked
@stinks I guess that’s better than ejaculated (too) quickly!
@mike808 @stinks ‘Adele’ maneuver??
@mike808 Nm. I see you posted it like three other times.
@stinks Pfft! Don’t be silly, meh writer. She has all those phallic vibrating personal massagers because her back muscles are always sore. She only locks herself in the bedroom while using them because buzzing sound bothers the cats.
Not really feeling the vibe on this deal
@taneplapeorb You have to put batteries in them first… Check your fridge for a very fresh set of AAs.
Comment section is LIT tonight!
Considering these didn’t specifically mention arriving in “discreet packaging,” I’m really looking forward to seeing what kind of packaging they are delivered in.
Clear?
A box that says in big bold letters “I JUST BOUGHT 3 VIBRATORS!!!”?
@bakerzdosen That was my thought too, and why I decided not to purchase! My son would be traumatized for life, lol.
@bakerzdosen @iluvmingos
Then they’re certain to say “MY MOM JUST BOUGHT THREE VIBRATORS FOR ME!!!”
@bakerzdosen @iluvmingos @mike808
I told the wife i bought three. She said “Good, one for each of the kids.”…
@bakerzdosen @iluvmingos @mike808
Just for the record, i did not buy three of these. Just a little hyperbole.
@bakerzdosen No. It will be a Tyvek envelope. It is always a Tyvek envelope.
@bakerzdosen
@bakerzdosen @Bingo the thought of Meh printing up special boxes a la Pastadrop for this has me giggling.
I usually buy this product category from specialty retailers and at a higher price point. Hmm.
Eh. Why not.
/giphy ferocious-breakable-cucumber
I think the giphy is “fitting”.
@jst1ofknd how apropos
@itzd4n
That’s the word i couldn’t spell and didn’t want to look up!
@jst1ofknd hoping for your sake that the “cucumber“ isn’t breakable.
@accumulator
That could be an embarrassing ER visit.
@accumulator @jst1ofknd Good thing it’s “seedless”.
@mike808 Or what, you’ll be spitting out seeds all night long? Ewww…
Personally waiting for the male version of this type of sale.
Edit. Kinda wish they were one of those super vibrating ‘massages’ cus i know girls use those for ‘this’ purpose but in all honesty I love using them on my back, etc after a workout
@Vitanima
Think there will be one?
@jst1ofknd Dont think so, but maybe the ‘massager’ edit I made? cus even as a single guy i’d buy one of those massage guns solely for the massage use
@jst1ofknd @Vitanima if you’re talking about another one of those $30 massage guns, the do indeed work wonders on your sore back, but as for those “wellness” body parts, I pity anyone who tries it for that purpose - even if they ultimately achieve success with it.
(Side note: meh was good enough to replace mine as the first one died within the 90 day warranty period.)
From the front page:
From the SideDeal page:
So be careful with which things you apply to which other things.
@yeppers Gun Oil {I hate the name, but whatever} has a really good water based lube if anyone needs it.
@yeppers I wonder if this offer will be featured over at SlickDeals
@yeppers Just posted this below with the details on each one: https://meh.com/forum/topics/skyn-4-piece-adult-personal-wellness-bundle#62ed2da2750e26ac6e004434
This package is sexist, only for one sex. Where’s the men’s?
@hchavers
Maybe it’ll be on here tomorrow night.
@hchavers Well, there is the “Kenobi-Adele” maneuver.
@hchavers
Not really… It’ll fit your bum as well…
@hchavers Where were you yesterday when they were selling men’s shorts? Or last week-- boxer briefs? Or the week before that: men’s shorts?
@hchavers Yeah, especially with all of the massage-ynist comments
@hchavers @jmiller2523 Groan. And I thought the other comment were bad…
@hchavers @jmiller2523 @rpstrong
What, did that comment rub you the wrong way?
@hchavers @jmiller2523 @mike808 There must be some way to rub me wrong, but I haven’t found it yet…
@chienfou Not without a flared base, unless your idea of risky excitement involves potentially becoming yet another story among the ER staff…
Well if you name is mac, these could be compatible
@somf69
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Wait! Are these for guys too?
@bugger See above on the “Kenobi-Adele” move.
Meh. Holding out for the self-oiling kickstart models.
@shrewsbury It’s a vibrator, not a jackhammer.
@mike808 @shrewsbury and its 4 stroke, not 2 stroke!
@mike808 @robson @shrewsbury No; a four stroke goes boing, boing, boing, boing , boing, boing, boing . . .
But a Mehzda goes mmmmmmm . . .
Perfect for giving her something to do for the other 8 minutes.
@mike808
Meh liquidated either a Walgreens or a Castle…this could be an interesting summer now!
Would be nice if they included banana for scale
@lichme
OK, but you might not like it…
Please tell me somebody is buying these solely for the purpose of the meh Xmas exchange.
Loving the clever comments so far!
Can’t wait to read more tomorrow…
I’d say more but my son sometimes visits here and I don’t want to scar him for life.
Does the use regular gas or is it the 2 stroke model?
@bugger
ISWYDT !
@lichme
/youtube i touch myself
What flavor is that vape juice?
And don’t forget to tidy up when you are done…
@chienfou Wow I’ve never seen that, it killed me! LOL!
Eh. I’m in. I haven’t been laid since before pandemic. This is cheaper than drinks at a bar.
@bjango I used to keep track by adding 2 years to the age of my dog. He was 14 when he died on Valentine’s day.
No love for the guys?
@stuntdriver
/youtube idol dancing with myself
Will you get some men’s toys? Please?
Careful on the side deal link. Those lubrificants are silicone based, and are NOT to be used with two of these vibrators (which take water based lubs only)
@salpo Gun Oil {I hate the name, but whatever} has a really good water based lube if anyone needs it.
@aperfecttool72 @salpo Spit is water based right?
@aperfecttool72 @lichme unless you’re a cyborg
Fortunate timing here. Partner was wondering about getting something like this for herself since I’ve been working so much overtime lately… Guess it’s time to test them out!
/giphy forceful-floppy-roll
@aperfecttool72 giphy is spot on tonight. Well done.
Y’all going to hell. How dare you orgasm.
@PersonandStuff
@PersonandStuff
Better leave the cumments secretion posthaste before you get any sinful ideas
@guyfromhawthorn @PersonandStuff
Trying not to step in the sarcasm…
/youtube Cyndie Lauper - She Bop
I wake up and check out meh to find
adult fidget spinners.
“perfect for use with SKYN® condoms“
Am I the only one wondering why? Pretty sure no one’s getting pregnant from using these.
@katbyter makes it a lot easier to clean.
@katbyter Pro-tip (just the tip): you can apply a vibrator to some parts while having penetrative sex in other parts.
@ravenblack That’s “multitasking”!
@katbyter @ravenblack It’s called the “Adele” move.
Finally Meh sells something in PURPLE!
Just here to see what the BUZZ is about
Put 69 in my IRK!
@phelmurh 69…nice
Wondering which has more potential for future awkwardness… having this in one’s meh purchase history or Amazon purchase history
@Turken
Pretty sure you can still archive orders so they don’t show up on Amazon. We share an account and it’s been handy for hiding gifts.
Surely it doubles as a portable battery pack for your smart device, right? Otherwise it wouldn’t be on meh.
Well today is certainly an orgy-nal item for Meh.
/buy
@spoole2020 It worked! Your order number is: limber-unanswered-bedroom
/image limber unanswered bedroom
I like the Side Deal prompt to stock up on lube… but when you go to Side Deal, the product description says “Dont use with silicon toys”…which the ones on Meh are… umm…
@crimsonwingz Yup – two out of the 3 toys are silicone which is why we didn’t bundle the lube with this set. It can be used with the gold one however, and for whatever other wellness activities.
When USPS delivers these DC wonders, do they just slide it in the ole’ slot?
@irishbyblood no I think your mail courier will open the box and hide the four items in your yard.
@er1c Back yard via the rear entrance?
“Don’t forget the Excite Gel Lubricant that provides a pleasurable tingling and warming sensation to give you a more exciting experience”
Fuck I forgot.
How many times will this recharge my iPhone 7?
How did you know? “Your order number is: deserted-relished-butterfly”
I’m beginning to think the order numbers today (though not numbers) are not random words…
First person to use the coupon code “fixed-wakeful-street” can save $5 on this
@lichme thanks, I wasn’t going to to order, but for extra $5 off, how is anyone supposed to resist?
/giphy swanky-loveable-shaman
@itzd4n @lichme This is the least appropriate giphy this whole comment page. Yikes.
Anyone have info on the material they are made of? Trying to find out if it’s nonporous or not.
@pyroguy7 Linking it here, but I posted below: https://meh.com/forum/topics/skyn-4-piece-adult-personal-wellness-bundle#62ed2da2750e26ac6e004434
Easy buy; we were getting low.
abnormal-irate-thumb (which may turn out to be distressingly accurate if these turn out to be crappy and my wife doesn’t like them)
“Red” state.
I bet these are much less painful than the original design:
Refurb? Or new?
Being rechargeable is convenient. What’s also nice is that DC motors will function as generators if manually stimulated.
@rpstrong
when used properly these already generate something… pleasure!
Finally! Something my wife will be happy to get in the next IRK!
@aolshove was gonna comment that with it sold out, that reduces chances of a spouse-approved IRK!
As my girl friend says…“That looks like a stand-up offer”
If you had asked me 10 years ago what I thought I’d be doing, it definitely wouldn’t be this.
Vibes: Water resistant and latex free–use w/ water-based lubricants. Silicone finish.
Thrill: Water resistant and latex free. Can be used w/ any lubricant. *rose gold plating, does not specify anything else, but it’s not silicone.
Shiver: Water resistant and latex free–use w/ water-based lubricants. Silicone finish.
There should be no hysterical posts here in a week or two.
@mtb002 I don’t think enough people here know about the 50s/60s to get this…
Less features, but way more personality over on morningsave
@Nate311 Just a little early holiday cheer
wink wink nudge nudge
@SpoopySkeleton Ho Ho Ho
No surprise. The personalities at Meh finally have free rein to be themselves.
The good stuff is always sold out.
Spouse says we don’t need them. (any more, at least)
Simultaneously disappointed and ego boosted.
Checks what the daily Meh sale is… keeps on browsing to the next site
/giphy strolling by
From the sales map, there appear to be a lot of frustrated ladies in Maine.
@macromeh And ALL of the folks in N & S Dakota are either in Mutually Satisfying relationships, celibate, or don’t have access to the wonderful offerings on meh.
I live near the flight line for one of our B-52 fleets. I can hear the 5:00 fanfare playing now from the base, as a matter of fact. B-52s fly over my house all the time. Now I’m going to picture them full of little purple and gold bombs.
Guess I came a bit too late for this deal.
Usually it’s the other way….
Guess husbands in the states that bought the most are not home much. Too busy storming the castle oops change that to congress.
@Felton10 maybe the women, married or single, purchased for themselves.
Hum, too bad @mfladd isn’t here. He would have enjoyed this one!!!
So far looking like the Shiver I got is a lemon
But wait, Elon says we’re supposed to be having more children? After he gets his DOGE department setup, he’s gonna replace all Planned Parenthoods and fertility clinics vith Planned Elonhoods, where everyone can have an Elon baby via direct sperm donation, or IVF; how many eggs you suppose Grimes has left?
Meh definitely missed the opportunity to call this “4 SKYN Adult Bundle”