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21Two uniformed young co-workers were joking around at a restaurant I visited at lunchtime today. They were sitting off by themselves, on the opposite side of a short decorative partition, and I am certain they thought they could not be overheard:
Cop 1 - “So, I finally got to write my name in the snow. I can’t believe how hard it was!”
Cop 2 - “Well, you’re a girl.”
Cop 1 - “Yeah, but I was holding my boyfriend’s . . .”
There was more, but they were loud and oblivious (and maybe a bit frisky), and the whole place erupted in laughter.
All I know is that if either one of them pulls me over in the near future, I’m getting the fuck out of that ticket. 
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You need to send this shit into Reader’s Digest.
@therealjrn
@Pavlov
Does Reader’s Digest even still exist?
I wanna see this one in print in Vanity Fair or The New Yorker.
Need me some Zappa
@f00l they do still exist (well as a couple years ago at least) I liked it when I was young so when I saw 3 years for like $12 I got it (maybe 2012-2015). I saw legitimately saw a source of BuzzFeed in one. Preeeetty sure I’m not the target audience…
@f00l Delivered on this week. Still putting out hard copies.
/image shewee
Women in uniform are so hot.
@cengland0
Yes! Especially here in Alabama in the summer! I feel so sorry when I see them in those fatigues when it is 100 outside!
Personally, I like a man …out of uniform…