In all seriousness though I’ve never found these encase foot massager relaxing at all, all I feel are two bog piece of plastic smacking my feet and legs
@AaronLeeJohnson Not that I’d be likely to break my non-buying streak with this item, I’m glad you mentioned that, cuz I gots me some swole calves too. I’m sure there’s more of us that might not have thought of that without seeing your comment.
My massage chair has this, worst feature of the chair. Doesn’t do much, the compression and heat are meh (pun intended) and the rollowers are only on your soles, and sometimes hurt. I would fast pass on this one.
My cows will love this.
@yakkoTDI Holstein right there, that’s udderly ridiculous!
@yakkoTDI Your piggies too.
@yakkoTDI Thjey’re too big and old to be called calves anymore, eh?
Shiatsu Is Japanese for “Fuck that hurts”
In all seriousness though I’ve never found these encase foot massager relaxing at all, all I feel are two bog piece of plastic smacking my feet and legs
@ThyProphet Copy that. I have one of the shiatsu shoulder massagers they offered here a while back.![:slight_smile:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f642.png)
It feels so good when it finally stops.
Saw the promo email with a comment about milk…came to the site and saw the picture…thought it was a human milking machine. Might need some sleep.
“Calf Compression”
Is that what they are calling beef sausage now-a-days?
@phendrick It’s only Calf Compression if it comes from the Compresse region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling veal sausage.
@xobzoo A+ comment
@phendrick Proper calf compression requires the smaller squeeze chute.
I’m just going to put it out there. Calves are too thick for this. It would be nice, but my legs are too swole.
@AaronLeeJohnson Not that I’d be likely to break my non-buying streak with this item, I’m glad you mentioned that, cuz I gots me some swole calves too. I’m sure there’s more of us that might not have thought of that without seeing your comment.
“…pour yourself a marg and use thing…”
Sounds a bit like you already had that marg. Wowza.
When I look at a picture and think what is this? It’s a good indication that I don’t need it.
My massage chair has this, worst feature of the chair. Doesn’t do much, the compression and heat are meh (pun intended) and the rollowers are only on your soles, and sometimes hurt. I would fast pass on this one.
Specs
Product: Sharper Image Shiatsu Foot and Calf Compression Massager
Model: 10132480001
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$299.99 at Amazon
$329.99 at Best Buy
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Nov 17 - Monday, Nov 20
/showme sky mall foot machine
Looks like the Fisher-Price version.
My pre-compression is not enough to experience the machine compression.
Can recommend this when you make a whoopsie and walk too much.
@customers Hey, we’ve got these massagers up on Meh again today and I’d love to hear what you think about yours.
If you’ve got a review, or even just some quick thoughts, jump in the forum and catch the community up.