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Seeds Shitfaced Stories

Seeds had a quick thing to say said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 1:57am ET
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  • Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 1:57am ET:

    Chapter 1: How I met my (soon to be ex) wife. Sorry @bramby2, no suit today. Didn’t feel like dealing with it. At least I wore the fucking hood.

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    • @Seeds

      Seeds Shitfaced Sunday Stories

      It’s not Sunday though!

      RiotDemon said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 3:39pm ET
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    • @Seeds Can we at least talk about the macaroni & cheese breakfast?

      therealjrn said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 4:21pm ET
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    • @therealjrn We can talk about almost anything you like.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 4:23pm ET
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    • @Seeds Well, it just seems to me that mac&cheese isn’t the most healthy breakfast. Doesn’t it need a protein, like octopus?

      therealjrn said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 4:27pm ET
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    • @therealjrn she was a vegetarian at the time

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 6:39pm ET
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    • @Seeds so she didn’t eat meat?

      therealjrn said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 8:36pm ET
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    • @therealjrn Including octopus

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 8:45pm ET
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    • @Seeds @therealjrn

      Try again.

      @seeds, come in now. Put the bottle down for a sec.

      so she didn’t eat meat?

      f00l said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:09pm ET
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    • @f00l @therealjrn No, I got it. Just trying to let it go. I know my story was explicit so it seemed like it fit right in, but in my mind there’s a big difference between sharing (with permission) a true story that’s fondly remembered which includes sex and making jokes about a third party’s sexual behavior. The second option has always irritated me.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:49pm ET
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    • @f00l @Seeds What? I was just asking. I like bacon in my mac&cheese.

      therealjrn said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 10:09pm ET
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    • @Seeds @therealjrn

      Fair enough. That joke seemed so obvious that it was hard to let go of.

      But I also kinda dislike such endless obvious stereotypical jokes.

      And the joke was totally out of place with your poignant story.

      Apologies.

      f00l said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 10:45pm ET
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    • @f00l @Seeds What joke? Sometimes I like beef in my mac&cheese.

      therealjrn said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 10:48pm ET
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    • @f00l @therealjrn We’re good.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 10:57pm ET
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  • Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 2:12am ET:

    hey @Thumperchick, any chance I can get you to change the banner? I didn’t notice it when I made the thread, but I hate it. Anything you think is appropriate is fine.

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    • @Thumperchick you’re the best

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 2:37am ET
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    • @Seeds @Thumperchick Done.

      narfcake said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 2:38am ET
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    • @narfcake thank you! You are also the best. I refuse to answer any questions about two superlatives.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 2:40am ET
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    • @narfcake @Seeds @Thumperchick Not that I mind personally, but what happened to the new “no profanity in titles” rule? Or is that just for ‘fuck’?

      ACraigL said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:12am ET
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    • @ACraigL is shitfaced a profanity?

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:14am ET
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    • @narfcake @Seeds I’d already changed it and you changed it again.
      /giphy ch-ch-changes

      Thumperchick said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:17am ET
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    • @ACraigL The rule is still evolving, really.

      /giphy ambiguous

      Thumperchick said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:21am ET
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    • @Seeds @Thumperchick Aww, crap! Well, we all know who’s to blame for this …

      @ACraigL If we go by MPAA guidelines, “shit” is rated PG, whereas “fuck” is rated R.

      If we go by Woot’s forum guidelines, there’s a word filter for fuck but no word filter for shit. Technically, this one should have been redacted:

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      … but I think one of the Vol.Mods there has biases and may have conveniently overlooked it.

      narfcake said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 11:55am ET
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    • @narfcake @Seeds @Thumperchick Aside that being on the thread of my best-selling design ever, that cartoon made my year. I will love fable forever for it.

      ACraigL said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 9:18pm ET
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  • f00l said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 2:51am ET:

    @seeds

    You rock. You know that right?

    Still working in watching the damn video.

    Memories of youth and Manhattan…

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    • @f00l I’m a better person now than I was when this story happened. I owe her that.

      Thank you though.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 2:51am ET
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    • @Seeds

      👁

      : )

      f00l said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 3:10am ET
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    • @Seeds

      There is some real innocence and sweetness in that story.

      f00l said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 8:52am ET
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  • bramby2 said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 6:27am ET:
    1. The blue hood is now a requirement for all future chapters.
    2. I was totally distracted by the cat poster behind you. You must give further explanation/origin story of this cat poster.
    3. I lived in New Jersey during Hurricane Sandy. I totally agree—it was a crazy time in the weeks afterward!
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    • @bramby2 The poster was a gift

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 8:22am ET
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  • DennisG2014 said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 10:23am ET:

    Hey @Seeds - I like cheap tequila!
    What’re you drinking?

    My faves atm are Espolon and Milagro, both under $30 for a 750 ml bottle.
    ($30 is my threshold for a bottle of booze - anything over that will be considered a “treat” and better be damn good!)

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    • @DennisG2014 haha I love Espolon reposado and anejo, but I don’t think of it as cheap.

      This was Sauza gold. Truly cheap.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 10:33am ET
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    • @Seeds Sauza Hornitos used to be a favorite, my palate has since expanded (so to speak, I guess).

      Another (I suppose mid-range is more accurate than cheap) old favorite was Cazadores.
      Funny story, speaking of cheap tequilas…
      One day while shopping in the tequila aisle, on the bottom shelf directly below the Cazadores was a very similar bottle and label called Cabrito…
      Now, Cazadores (hunters) has a majestic stag head on the bottle, whereas Cabrito (baby goat, kid) has a slightly less majestic goat head on the bottle.
      The two look way too much alike for it to be a coincidence - someone obviously decided to make a cheap knock-off of Cazadores.
      I’ve never tried Cabrito - IIRC, it’s somewhere between $20 - $25.

      And yes - as I was typing the above anecdote (but not before I typed the phrase “goat head”), I realized that the goat-horned god of cheap tequila and blame for all things was speaking through me…

      You are the Scapegoat; you enjoy cheap tequila; you now must have a bottle of Cabrito in hand for your next video.

      If necessary, I would gladly contribute a few bucks towards a fund to put said bottle in your hands.

      enter image description here

      (as I was doing the image search for that, I noticed that Cazadores has redesigned their label - has to have been in response to Cabrito, I think )

      DennisG2014 said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 12:27pm ET
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    • @DennisG2014 Haha I would be happy to open the next video downing some, but I’m not sure where to get it. I don’t think I’ve seen it before.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 12:30pm ET
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    • @DennisG2014 @Seeds Sad. Sauza started out decent. I remember Tres Generaciones being pretty smooth. But if tasting like gasoline is how “good” tequila is supposed to taste, and not-remembering-the-bus-that-ran-over-you-several-times hangovers, then I’m all for the “cheap” stuff.

      mike808 said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 12:33pm ET
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  • RiotDemon said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 11:43am ET:

    …

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    • @RiotDemon yes?

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 12:04pm ET
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    • @RiotDemon Interesting. Tell us more.

      mike808 said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 12:34pm ET
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    • @mike808

      RiotDemon said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 3:37pm ET
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  • Grimscribbles said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 6:24pm ET:

    Tattoos fade.

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    • @PolkSaladAnnie this life and the next.

      Seeds said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 7:33pm ET
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    • @PolkSaladAnnie

      Tattoos fade.

      Personally, hoping people don’t.

      Good to see ya.

      f00l said Wed, May 9th 2018 at 8:19pm ET
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  • Seeds said Thu, May 10th 2018 at 1:53am ET:

    Hm, 79 views and no one hated it enough to complain. I’m sure some are repeats, but definitely the most wide-reaching video I’ve put on youtube. I know it’s a low bar, but I’m pleased.

    Guess I’ll have to make another next week.

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