Screw you.
5Alright. It needs to be said. You right there. Stop. Yes you. Your wife absolutely hates you. Why the hell do you have a hundred cameras in your every room of the house. We get it, it's a great deal. Stop. And while we're at it why did you buy five quadcopters? While we're at it what is with the damn speaker docks. I won't egg on you for the knives, that makes sense. But you only have so many devices why in the world could you possibly need that many useless pieces of shit? I swear.
I'm not done.
OK so I get why you bought VMP. Really I do. I mean it makes sense. Super cheap shipping, the occasional socks, cracked monitors, and snap cables are awesome. But shut up.
Nope.
I don't want to hear it.
I will pay my 2-5 dollars for shipping in piece.
So you, right there, take note, The Death Star plans are not in the main computer. got it?
(Oh who bought their tickets for the Force Awakens hyped to see that)
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Also what the hell is wrong with California why do so many people buy from there, ironically I live in Orange County
@legendornothing What's wrong with California? EVERYTHING!
(Disclaimer: I live in SoCal.)
@narfcake @legendornothing hi neighbors
@DaveInSoCal (waves) Hello!
(You're down in the San Diego area, right? Me, I'm in the eastern portion of LA County, which means I get all the expenses of being in LA with all the reputation of being in the 909.)
Never watched Star Wars in my life (TV shows which make parodies of it don't count). However, I got invited to a business networking premiere for the movie. Got 2 tickets, but I won't go see it.
(Free breakfast included.)
No thanks
Are you related to @unixrab?
@RedOak I wish
@RedOak @legendornothing
@unixrab
@The_Baron
@unixrab is it terrible that I saw your username and got excited? I miss your misanthropic posts.
@unixrab
@Thumperchick
It's moderately terrible, but it can be treated with the right medication and counseling
@The_Baron
Shipping in pieces is going to be rough.
if no vmp, it's always
No, screw you
But why stop there
@jaremelz That was not the 'Screw you guys' gif I had in mind.'
@cinoclav Well, screw you too, then :)
@jaremelz Back at you my dear!
@cinoclav Damn, another that I can't see! I'm just going to assume it was perfectly subtle and pervy. (At least i hope so! )
@jaremelz Not exactly pervy. Sorry, I promise to try harder. Just be glad I don't have your email address. Or be sad. Or something.
@cinoclav See, it seems like it could be all....
But it could easily turn all. ...
Especially if my inbox takes a pounding
@jaremelz Hehe... she said 'pounding.'
@cinoclav
(Trust me, had this been in your inbox, I found a much better one)
@jaremelz Same name, gmail.
@jaremelz
I think it's thirteen quadcopters by now. Thirteen Cheersons anyway. And I bought them because they are great to give away, thankyouverymuch :)
Where did you find this $2 shipping you speak of? I want in on that.
How did you know my wife hates me? We were trying to keep it secret until the papers were finalized.
What's this "screw" shit? Fuck you and your silly little "screws."
@joelmw True. "Screw" is so amateur. And, like we say down South, "Fuck all ya'll!"
@connorbush YES!
for all y'all's screwing needs: http://www.tacomascrew.com/
@carl669 They aren't too far from me!
@jaremelz i pass the Kent one on the way home from work every day. i've often considered walking in a saying "i need a screw", just to see if i got a smartass answer.
@carl669 I've always imagined that their phone calls are about 1 in 4 dirty pranks.
I got a shirt for a DOLLAH today.