ScApril Goat
18Thanks @stardate820926, for setting the bar so high in March (can’t get much higher than space); meh never once ran low on dilithium crystals.
I’m really not sure about this goat thing, at least in space they can’t hear you scream.
I guess I was voted goat simply because I've been around for a long time? Now it seems all the good goat themes have been taken. From gif goats to purple goat, fuckyou goats to shirt goat and shirk goat, apologetic goats, contest goats, erudite goat, interrupted goat, can’t forget Irk’s brilliant Breakfast Quest, and so many others.
There’s only one goat left, and it’s perfect – Mime Goat!!
When you have issues or complaints during April, rest assured I will be furiously miming a heartfelt response. The great part is that this will encourage your own problem-solving skills. There seems to be a lack of goat miming gifs, so I guess you’ll have to trust my mime abilities.
Oh, and if you didn’t score a fuko (or if you did), I swear I am madly miming my goatly reaction.
Happy April, Kids! ‘Cause you know, everybody loves a mime!
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@stardate820926
All except criminal mimes.
@KDemo No, that is not the only reason. You are also kind, funny and a keystone to our little community. If our members did not also feel the same they wouldn't have punished, I mean bestowed you with the mantle of goat. May your reign be full of goatiness.
@KDemo you've officially been goated
I don't believe anygoat has achieved this level of blame so early in their tenure. Way to go, @KDemo!
So, do you have a GOATEE as well???
@bigtom67 Here's your goat tee:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/goat-goat-goat
@bigtom67 - Not when I go for a Brazilian.
Ha ha, I love it... I'm now feeling a bit goatish myself.
Are you going to post videos of yourself miming responses and let us guess on what you're saying? Because I will be ALL OVER THAT.
@mikey - Mime goat was an April Fools joke, but it seems mehtizens prefer silent Mime Goat to the April Gloat?
Maybe it's just that no one has anything to complain about this month,
Must blame @KDemo for the lack of blaming here.
@narfcake
@KDemo Don't back out now. Embrace your inner mime!
@mikey - My mimegoat name will be Goaty McGoatface.
An afternoon tally ...
Unblame: Hooray for rain that's always needed here in SoCal.
Blame: I forgot to close a window.
Unblame: Found two more woot shirts at a couple thrift stores.
Blame: Anvils.
Unblame: Also found an unworn TeeTurtle shirt.
Blame: Not my size. The women's shirts are slimmer than AA sizes.
Unblame: The three totaled under $5.
Blame: My overall total was much more.
Unblame: $15 for an early 1900's Griswold cast iron skillet?! Woohoo!
Blame: Can't. This is 15x unblames!
So thanks for being a good goat today, @KDemo!
@narfcake -
I can't tell you how tired I am from running around making it rain, messing with windows, and placing shirts and stuff where you will find them (Sorry about the size). Just remember,
@KDemo It's appreciated. :)
(I also bought several 100' spools of security camera siamese cables, but that's totally unexciting stuff.)
According to Cast Iron Collector, the pan looks to be from 1905-1906.
@narfcake - Great find, looks delicious!
@narfcake Nice Find!
@juststephen
Blame: I'm going to have to start dressing more "professionally" come Monday.
Unblame: New job.
Unblame x 2: Pays $2 more an hour. Not huge, but better.
The part that's most beneficial is that the commute is less than half the distance from home and against usual traffic, saving over 40 minutes each way. That's extremely helpful for my sanity! So add another 80 unblames. You're a good goat, @KDemo.
@narfcake -
omg, you can still wear t shirts under, right?
(Congrats on the job!! )
@KDemo Thanks, and yes. I was wearing @fishbiscuit's Coffee Stain Cats under my dress shirt during the interview.
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/coffee-stain-cats
@narfcake congratulations!
@narfcake - So that's your lucky shirt? Must have been hard to choose.
@mikibell: Thanks.
@KDemo: Not sure about lucky, but with 5 copies, it's definitely one of my favorites. I'd buy more, but catshirtswoot seems unwilling to restock creme blanks.
Went clothes shopping earlier; must complain about "vanity sizing". The size "small" polos I bought were as loose as the size large catshirt I was wearing.
@narfcake - Have you had anything suspicious to drink lately?
One for @carl669:
I'll just share this here - I got to meet
baby arm!
This is how my goat badge sometimes appears. I rather like it, can I keep it? I would be known as the mehniac formerly known as goat.
(Too soon?)
So this is almost the end, mehniacs, I'm starting to fade away . . .
@KDemo But never forgotten. Be well, goat. Enjoy your retirement.
@mfladd retired goats turn into sheep ?
@ceagee Baaaaaaaaa..They were the only domesticated farm animal available on short notice. Don't be so observant :)
@mfladd since Spock was in picture you get a pass
@ceagee -Perhaps this is more to your liking?
I'm blaming you that I haven't finished unblaming you for good stuff happening in the past week.
@narfcake -
Oops. Guess I forgot to remember to remind you to remember.
@KDemo I'm blaming you that I haven't unbagged all my finds, but between a week's worth of unexciting work-suitable shirts for under $10 total, two sets of wrenches, socket holders, and a specialty long-nose plier from Sears for under $5 after all discounts/coupons, and some other shirts I like ...
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/sleep-v-neck-tee
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/gluten-scares-me-2
http://www.teeturtle.com/products/tasty-rainbow
About 50 of so unblames? Is that enough? GSM was unworn and on AA, which are guess makes it my backup copy to the one I bought before Halloween.
@narfcake - Awesome! How is the new job?
50 unblames leaves a balance of about 101 blames, I'll take it!
(Really just counting @mentions for the month, not all blames)
@KDemo Going quite well. Finished the first project yesterday, a week ahead of schedule, and spent the remainder of the day doing AutoCAD stuff that may or may not have been work related. :)
I also think your blame count is lower. And I forgot to unblame you for this $3 find:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/it-came-out-of-nowhere-lunch-box
@narfcake Delighted that your job is going well, it's such a huge part of life. True there were lots more mentions than blames.
And I assume that lunchbox is bigger on the inside? I love it