@djslack it lies. I have over 100 tabs open, and it only says 95. I know I have over 100, because the little icon on top of the browser changes when hit over 100. I try to keep it under 100 and will go through and pare down until I see a number again, so I feel like I have it slightly under control.
@Pantheist So you’re saying we should all be using our meh order names as passwords? Doesn’t solve the ones that require a symbol and a number though. I just want for the password requirements to come up with the missed password message. Often if they’d just remind me what elements they require I’d remember.
(Note the lack of correctly accented Spanish letters cause I don’t know how to do them on this keyboard and don’t know what the right accents are anyway)
I thought if I gave the smartass answer in technically faulty Spanish, it would be less of a confession or confirmation. Keep a little ironic distance, and it’s harder for others to tell that I might, sometimes, rarely, be almost as pathetic as @mfladd, for instance. But not that often.
@f00l Baiting the @mfladd dragon again? Bad bad bad f00l Go stand in the corner and and when you are done write an essay on why one should not bait the dragon - no wait don’t do that. You’d post it and it would be long. Instead contemplate how to mend your evil ways. (grin)
@f00l Ha! I see you borrowed my bennettonplay site… gotta be more creative there though : ) Be aware if you don’t create a signin eventually your past creations vanish… which was very sad when I saw, when I made the most recent one, that I lost all those birthday cards I made in the past for people on meh.
Ooh, where do you get to see that tabs stat? I’ve been wanting to count the tabs on my phone but have not had the time to dedicate to it.
@djslack
If doesn’t count the tabs on an individual device. It rudely and unmercifully counts the tabs on all your devices with chrome installed.
Try this:
https://www.google.com/settings/chrome/sync
@f00l It only says 112… I thought I had more. Guess It’s time to
/giphy work harder
@f00l @djslack
@Kidsandliz
Did you do that on an diff uid than usual?
@f00l rarely use chrome and used the only login I use with google (primarily for youtube so go figure).
@djslack it lies. I have over 100 tabs open, and it only says 95. I know I have over 100, because the little icon on top of the browser changes when hit over 100. I try to keep it under 100 and will go through and pare down until I see a number again, so I feel like I have it slightly under control.
@RiotDemon you don’t.
i better go open a few thousand more tabs.
brb.
@mfladd
@f00l
@mfladd
@f00l
@mfladd
I am surprised they got that cat to wear the lime hat. Most cats hate the smell of citrus fruit.
@Kidsandliz
/giphy tigers hate cinnamon
@cranky1950
I thought you were a Walmart greeter?
/image confused
@f00l have you ever been to Branson or Pigeon Forge on a summer weekend?
@cranky1950
Have not.
Should I regret that?
@f00l No, it fits your Hades images.
They’re all unique.
@Pantheist
Mine are all uniquing out, as I get around to changing them.
Most or all of the important ones are fixed up now.
And I can remember almost all of them. There are few that must go into Lastpass or I will have to change the pwd every time I try to login.
I don’t allow browsers to save them.
/giphy stingy
@f00l I live by this
/image xkcd password
@Pantheist
Mixed Methods here.
/image mixmaster
@Pantheist So you’re saying we should all be using our meh order names as passwords? Doesn’t solve the ones that require a symbol and a number though. I just want for the password requirements to come up with the missed password message. Often if they’d just remind me what elements they require I’d remember.
@moondrake
On website I use, it says to use a password with at least 6 characters.
Turns out, it means to use exactly 6 characters.
Way for them to encourage weak passwords…
also, for some reason, this.
Elle est à toi cette chanson
Toi l’étranger qui, sans façon,
D’un air malheureux m’a sourit
Lorsque les gendarmes m’ont pris.
@Pantheist
from the film
Jaques Brel Is Alive and Well and Living in Paris.
This might be my relationship to my passwords:
Another version, from Wyclef Jean, with subtitles in English:
A version sung in English:
“Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita, mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, ché la diritta via era smarrita.”
@katylava
I don’t understand, you never close tabs or do you own 200 different devices?
@Barney
Si
@f00l I should have known – ask a smart ass a serious question and I should expect a smart ass answer.
@Barney
I know a way to get questions asked to the f00l answered in a clear, concise, easy to understand fashion, but it’s really drastic.
@PlacidPenguin Yeah, I’ve got a way to do it, too. But I’m not sure it’s worth the effort.
@Barney She is just “fucking” crazy.
@mfladd For once in your life, you are right.
@Barney
There was another time that @mfladd was right. I wasn’t alive though at the time.
@PlacidPenguin Probably not many of us were.
@Barney
@PlacidPenguin
<@mfladd who is in the corner>
(Note the lack of correctly accented Spanish letters cause I don’t know how to do them on this keyboard and don’t know what the right accents are anyway)
I thought if I gave the smartass answer in technically faulty Spanish, it would be less of a confession or confirmation. Keep a little ironic distance, and it’s harder for others to tell that I might, sometimes, rarely, be almost as pathetic as @mfladd, for instance. But not that often.
Corner, @mfladd. No inching around.
@f00l
@mfladd
But I’m not near as pathetic as @mfladd.
@f00l
@mfladd, you seem a little agitated right now.
What’s going on today, @mfladd? Do you want to be combative today? Depressed? Angry? Happy?
How can we help? Now, use your words. Always remember to use your words. Practice makes perfect! You’re doing so very very well! We’re on your side!
@f00l
@f00l
Yeah… That’s not possible.
@PlacidPenguin
@mfladd
@mfladd
I don’t recall saying or implying anything about being happy. I recall saying that I am sometimes pathetic, but I never fall to your levels.
I recall saying stay in your corner.
@f00l you probably found that joke on one of your open tabs, only you have so many open you will never find it again for 100 years or so.
By the way it is easier find things using 100 intelligently named bookmarks rather than 100 randomly placed open tabs…
@f00l Baiting the @mfladd dragon again? Bad bad bad f00l Go stand in the corner and
and when you are done write an essay on why one should not bait the dragon - no wait don’t do that. You’d post it and it would be long. Insteadcontemplate how to mend your evil ways. (grin)@Kidsandliz
An essay by the f00l on such a topic would be full of misinformation.
@PlacidPenguin
ButOfCourse
@mfladd
Now use your words, remember?
@Kidsandliz
This is just chrome.
Lots more in FF and some other browsers.
Surely it must be obvious that they are unorganized.
Chaos = Good?
@mfladd @Kidsandliz
Of course though, I could tell you how to get to the f00l to make it even…
@f00l only in that electronic chaos takes up less physical space than if these pages were all pieces of paper…if they were paper you’d be a hoarder…
@Kidsandliz
Baiting the @mfladd is just a stretching exercise. Free and feels good, ya know?
But even If I didn’t bait @mfladd, others would do it for me:
@f00l Ha! I see you borrowed my bennettonplay site… gotta be more creative there though : ) Be aware if you don’t create a signin eventually your past creations vanish… which was very sad when I saw, when I made the most recent one, that I lost all those birthday cards I made in the past for people on meh.
@Kidsandliz
@f00l could just save them as gifs, and then upload them to a gif site I suppose.
@PlacidPenguin
Googled @mfladd, went to images.
@f00l WTF!!!
@mfladd
@kittysprinkles was in the NY Times today.
@PlacidPenguin
Please elaborate on the @kittysprinkles remark.
@mfladd
I’ve been told that what happens In The Internet stays In The Internet.
Just like Vegas.
@f00l @kittysprinkles @mfladd
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/13/movies/female-horror-movie-fans-horror-hound.html?_r=0
@PlacidPenguin I don’t like people enough to participate in these antics.
@PlacidPenguin The difference is that @KittySprinkles (jimmies) doesn’t have to dress up. She’s naturally scary.
@mfladd @Kidsandliz @Barney
Have each of you thought about my offer to help you get even with the f00l?
@PlacidPenguin
It’s not that difficult to get even.
Let’s see.
Open tabs
1193
Tabs that are currently open in Chrome on one of your devices.
Obviously, I either wiped a device or performed a little Insanity Housekeeping. Either way, odd # of tabs.
Let me get even.
Hold on a sec here.
https://www.google.com/search?q=mfladd&prmd=mvin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjluJ6Hi-fTAhVJ4IMKHQDbD5cQ_AUICygD&biw=375&bih=559
Hmmmm.
Open tabs
1194
Tabs that are currently open in Chrome on one of your devices.
There ya go. Gotten all even now.
Hey, @mfladd!
@f00l
Wrong kind of ‘getting even’.
@PlacidPenguin
Excellent kind of “getting even”
@f00l
@PlacidPenguin
A billion ducks for a buck?
Pls duct tape the ducks to the speaker docks asap.
@mfladd
https://meh.com/forum/topics/red-rover-red-rover-send-insert-lurker-here-over#576c99442cc4641405f32884
@mfladd
Oh, we’re doing fine.
Hang in there.
@mfladd, have you been baited?
Poor @mfladd!
@f00l You are definitely a master baiter
@mfladd
ButOfCourse