SATURDAY IS FOR WASHING MY BALLS WITH MY PATENTED BALL WASH!! ALSO I MAKE A NEW TIN FOIL HAT FOR THE UPCOMING WEEK AND DRINK MORE CHOCOLATE CHICKEN MILKSHAKE AND MY WEEKLY APPLICATION OF SURVIVAL SHIELD!! IT’S ALSO A GREAT TIME TO CONTEMPLATE THE DEEP STATE AND EXPLORE THE CONSPIRACIES BEING PERPETRATED BY THE GREYS AND PROGRESSIVES!!!
@AlexJones Sir, again, you’ve been invited to leave the premises.
And although the snack cart vendor appreciates your extended patronage (he says you’ve given him a month worth of business this past few hours), you’ve been holding up the line for a while now and the other patrons are getting upset.
Please at least let someone else buy those last two pretzels.
Saturday is for all of the above, depending on the Saturday! Sometimes a bike ride, sometimes pancakes, occasionally seeing people (today is an open rehearsal at Tanglewood), etc.
I normally only get one Saturday off a month. I tend to either be a couch potato, or my brother visits. Sometimes it’s a combination of both. Sometimes he’ll kick my ass into gear and we will do something worthwhile.
Saturdays used to be fun. I mowed for six hours, did 5 loads of laundry and hung on the clothesline for that good clean smell, cleaned house, showered, went out for dinner and a movie, slept like a baby. Then I got married and retired. Now it’s just another day of S.O.S
Did you enjoy hanging on the clothesline? Were you able to hang yourself up, or did someone help you? How long did it take to get you the nice clean smell?
Alright for fighting? The night part, at least.
shitty deals…
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SATURDAY IS FOR WASHING MY BALLS WITH MY PATENTED BALL WASH!! ALSO I MAKE A NEW TIN FOIL HAT FOR THE UPCOMING WEEK AND DRINK MORE CHOCOLATE CHICKEN MILKSHAKE AND MY WEEKLY APPLICATION OF SURVIVAL SHIELD!! IT’S ALSO A GREAT TIME TO CONTEMPLATE THE DEEP STATE AND EXPLORE THE CONSPIRACIES BEING PERPETRATED BY THE GREYS AND PROGRESSIVES!!!
@AlexJones You sound an awful lot like Rachel Maddow. At least the “washing my balls” part…
@AlexJones Sir, again, you’ve been invited to leave the premises.
And although the snack cart vendor appreciates your extended patronage (he says you’ve given him a month worth of business this past few hours), you’ve been holding up the line for a while now and the other patrons are getting upset.
Please at least let someone else buy those last two pretzels.
@shahnm Last I checked, only one of them has a Doctorate in Politics from the University of Oxford. It sure as fuck isn’t him.
@cinoclav @shahnm Thanks-and this was after was graduated from Stanford and was a Rhodes Scholar!
@cinoclav Guess that kinda tells you everything you need to know about Oxford these days…
@shahnm Yes, it actually does.
@cinoclav See, there are some things everyone can agree about. Have a happy!
Cooking, eating, and sex. In that or any other order.
This auto correct is a real PIA.
@Mothersnakes Seems like a Fondoodler could merge the eating & sex.
Saturday is for all of the above, depending on the Saturday! Sometimes a bike ride, sometimes pancakes, occasionally seeing people (today is an open rehearsal at Tanglewood), etc.
Getting stuff done around the house if it means grilling and having a few adult beverages…
I mean, I don’t actually go anywhere beyond the patio.
Doing nothing many times includes not eating. Good to give the bowels a rest with everything else.
@hchavers Giving the bowels a rest by giving the bowls a rest. I think you’re on to something!
I normally only get one Saturday off a month. I tend to either be a couch potato, or my brother visits. Sometimes it’s a combination of both. Sometimes he’ll kick my ass into gear and we will do something worthwhile.
Saturdays used to be fun. I mowed for six hours, did 5 loads of laundry and hung on the clothesline for that good clean smell, cleaned house, showered, went out for dinner and a movie, slept like a baby. Then I got married and retired. Now it’s just another day of S.O.S
@tngrannyd
Did you enjoy hanging on the clothesline? Were you able to hang yourself up, or did someone help you? How long did it take to get you the nice clean smell?
Saturday is for Fondoodling, obviously.
Saturday is almost here again!