S.O.S. Emergency Rations Package

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:30pm ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:30pm ET:
Specs
- Model: ?
- Condition: New
- Eat 3 food bars per person per day
- Calories per cookie: 400-410
- Total fat: 18g
- Sodium: 15mg
- Cholesterol: 0mg
- Total Carbohydrate: 53g
- Protein: 8g
- Drink 2 bags of water per person per day
- Contents per bag: 4.227 Fl. oz
- Expires in the year 2021
What’s in the Box?

4x packs of 9 emergency food rations (36 total)
1x Lemon-flavored food ration
1x Cherry-flavored food ration
1x Apricot-flavored food ration
1x Blueberry-flavored food ration
8x Water packets

Warranty

90 Day Mediocre

Estimated Delivery

Tuesday, July 14th - Monday, July 20th
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sammydog01 said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:31pm ET:

Isn’t this that stuff that Woot sells every day?

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- @sammydog01 slam!
  
  5665150 said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:33pm ET
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ManBehindPlan said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:31pm ET:

Houston could use these…

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awk said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:31pm ET:

Check out what you’re missing, non-VMPers!

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butterflys said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:31pm ET:

I wonder when do they expire.

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- @butterflys
  - Expires in the year 2021
  ManBehindPlan said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:32pm ET
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- @butterflys 2021
  
  nesher said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:34pm ET
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medz said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:32pm ET:

In for 1. When the North Korea stuff goes down, I’ll be set for like a week…

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DaveKnowsAll said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:32pm ET:

6 cans of chili and a bottle of water – $7 and I’m good for 3 days without this.

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- @DaveKnowsAll ha
  
  5665150 said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:33pm ET
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- @DaveKnowsAll Hopefully you still have a flushing toilet…
  
  ManBehindPlan said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:34pm ET
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- @ManBehindPlan Or a lot of bushes.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET
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- @DaveKnowsAll add a jar of peanut butter and you could squeeze it out to a full week
  
  slrn said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET
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- @slrn If that’s all you eat, you’ll be lucky if you’re able to squeeze it out after a week.
  
  smerk85 said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 5:26pm ET
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athensga said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:34pm ET:

how do you become vmp

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- @athensga Go back in time and sign-up when it was still available. Sorry, mate.
  
  medz said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET
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- @athensga you can’t.
  
  aldwardo said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET
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Euniceandrich said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:34pm ET:

/buy
Why not?

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- @Euniceandrich It worked! Your order number is: oily-sinkable-dust
  
  /image oily sinkable dust
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:34pm ET
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- @Euniceandrich Agreed
  
  smigit2002 said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET
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- @mediocrebot Is that before or after needing the emergency rations?
  
  Euniceandrich said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET
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ManBehindPlan said Mon, Sep 18th 2017 at 4:35pm ET:

Sold out?!? I would never have believed it.

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- @ManBehindPlan The VMPs will survive whilst the peasants eat their store bought can goods and bottled water.
  
  Inkydog said Sat, Sep 23rd 2017 at 12:21am ET
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S.O.S. Emergency Rations Package

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Warranty

Estimated Delivery