@RiotDemon@shahnm Refurbing my old condo for rental; I had a working stove and some dishes, refrigerator etc, but no corkscrew. I had plenty of drywall screws and I think I used a channel-lock to grasp it.
Three-dollar Wal-mart wine tastes exactly as you might suspect three-dollar Wal-mart wine should.
@msklzannie@shahnm X^4tended cab pickup.
I’m guessing a lot of engineering and work needed to go into that. And some creativity filling out the DMV/MVA paperwork.
@tinamarie1974 7-Eleven is a Japanese-owned company, and you’re right – they’re everywhere. When we went to South Korea, we bought bottled water at a convenience-only 7-Eleven (no gas) store each day.
They tried to buy out the company I work for some time back (maybe 10-ish years ago or so?) but their offer was rejected.
@daveinwarsh the interesting things you find out from translating Wikipedia from Poland:
In the 1960s, the producer Ludwika conducted the first advertising campaign under the slogan “Ludwik” to the pan! ". It has been a great success because it has broken the stereotype about the division of roles in the household.
@shahnm fixin’ to pop a hole in that liner
@medz That’s what duck tape’s for, bro.
@shahnm hope they burnt off all the chemicals from the paint/coating on that metal… else death
@medz You can’t kill off a redneck with a few Chinese chemicals. At least, not right away…
@medz @shahnm The hot dogs may be more harmful than the paint on that rake.
@shahnm I’ve done this before. When my crappy corkscrew broke. I don’t drink wine, but, now I own two corkscrews, just in case.
@RiotDemon @shahnm Refurbing my old condo for rental; I had a working stove and some dishes, refrigerator etc, but no corkscrew. I had plenty of drywall screws and I think I used a channel-lock to grasp it.
Three-dollar Wal-mart wine tastes exactly as you might suspect three-dollar Wal-mart wine should.
@shahnm I’m not even sure what this is…firepit made from a dryer drum that is easily portable?
@tightwad You say that as if to suggest that such a thing would be weird or unnecessary. Clearly, your redneck-fu is lacking…
@shahnm oh nay nay…I say that with full respect because if thats what it is I think I need one!
@shahnm Not on topic, but it reminds me of this.
@shahnm damn. That’s clever.
@shahnm Not sure if this is an accident waiting to happen, or is an accident that has already happened.
@PocketBrain @shahnm as long is there isn’t any gas left in the tank, the balance should be A-OK.
@shahnm the Mr. Bean method.
@shahnm This is a pretty common camping toilet.
@cinoclav Perhaps one of many reasons I don’t camp…
@shahnm Same here. Roughing it is the Holiday Inn Express.
@shahnm haha… love it!
@shahnm This is what I needed when my kid was in her sneaking out mode.
@shahnm
@shahnm Most of these are fairly jokey, but this I have to admire as real field engineering - it’s the dawn of civilization …
@shahnm @stolicat bonus points for renewable energy use.
@shahnm Just an extended cab pickup
@msklzannie @shahnm X^4tended cab pickup.
I’m guessing a lot of engineering and work needed to go into that. And some creativity filling out the DMV/MVA paperwork.
@mehcuda67 @msklzannie @shahnm or Mexico. They have 7-11 EVERYWHERE. I literally saw them on 2 of four corners at an intersecrion
@mehcuda67 @msklzannie @shahnm Looks like it was built off a former U-Haul truck.
@tinamarie1974 7-Eleven is a Japanese-owned company, and you’re right – they’re everywhere. When we went to South Korea, we bought bottled water at a convenience-only 7-Eleven (no gas) store each day.
They tried to buy out the company I work for some time back (maybe 10-ish years ago or so?) but their offer was rejected.
Alternate name: ingenuity. It’s fixing a problem with a non-standard solution.
The phrase “hold my beer” may or may not be relevant at times, however.
@narfcake As a card carrying (though somewhat displaced) redneck, I whole-heartedly approve of these solutions!
If you aren’t a redneck:
Do not dispair.
There is always hope.
/giphy redneck
/giphy “hold my beer”
@f00l She disappears mighty quickly…
Adding A/C to your car is easy!
10 examples of “redneck limos”
Worth the click.
https://jalopnik.com/5279008/ten-you-might-be-a-redneck-limos//amp
It gets a little squirrelly on wet roads so I added a little downdraft.
@mike808 Nah. That’s too JDM to be redneck.
/image bosozoku
/image bosozoku gtr
/image bosozoku van
They have a car culture that’s all their own. I mean, look at their sports cars!
/youtube dajiban
Check out mah soopah chahgah.
Tell Sammy I can’t drive 55.
@mike808 Cardboard boxes attached to a box. So meta.
Also:
@zachdecker
@narfcake @zachdecker Ahh yes, Red Green, the penultimate Canadian redneck!
KuoH
@kuoh His homemade “Hummer” is my favorite.
@kuoh Next-to-last Canadian redneck?
@G1 Well there is Harold, the Canadian nerd redneck. I would hope he’s going to outlive Red, as soon as he stops being the Possum Lodge test dummy!
KuoH
Are these from the same vehicle?
Fire alarm:
@zachdecker hahahaha. I like it!
If your vehicle won’t go into reverse
@daveinwarsh the interesting things you find out from translating Wikipedia from Poland:
Redneck toolbox: WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and shouldn’t = duct tape. If it doesn’t move but should = WD40. Done!
@Mehrocco_Mole