@RiotDemon@shahnm Refurbing my old condo for rental; I had a working stove and some dishes, refrigerator etc, but no corkscrew. I had plenty of drywall screws and I think I used a channel-lock to grasp it.
Three-dollar Wal-mart wine tastes exactly as you might suspect three-dollar Wal-mart wine should.
@daveinwarsh the interesting things you find out from translating Wikipedia from Poland:
In the 1960s, the producer Ludwika conducted the first advertising campaign under the slogan “Ludwik” to the pan! ". It has been a great success because it has broken the stereotype about the division of roles in the household.
@msklzannie@shahnm X^4tended cab pickup.
I’m guessing a lot of engineering and work needed to go into that. And some creativity filling out the DMV/MVA paperwork.
@tinamarie1974 7-Eleven is a Japanese-owned company, and you’re right – they’re everywhere. When we went to South Korea, we bought bottled water at a convenience-only 7-Eleven (no gas) store each day.
They tried to buy out the company I work for some time back (maybe 10-ish years ago or so?) but their offer was rejected.
Alternate name: ingenuity. It’s fixing a problem with a non-standard solution.
The phrase “hold my beer” may or may not be relevant at times, however.
@narfcake As a card carrying (though somewhat displaced) redneck, I whole-heartedly approve of these solutions!
Fire alarm:
@zachdecker hahahaha. I like it!
Adding A/C to your car is easy!
@shahnm Most of these are fairly jokey, but this I have to admire as real field engineering - it’s the dawn of civilization …
@shahnm @stolicat bonus points for renewable energy use.
@shahnm fixin’ to pop a hole in that liner
@medz That’s what duck tape’s for, bro.
@shahnm I’ve done this before. When my crappy corkscrew broke. I don’t drink wine, but, now I own two corkscrews, just in case.
@RiotDemon @shahnm Refurbing my old condo for rental; I had a working stove and some dishes, refrigerator etc, but no corkscrew. I had plenty of drywall screws and I think I used a channel-lock to grasp it.
Three-dollar Wal-mart wine tastes exactly as you might suspect three-dollar Wal-mart wine should.
@shahnm damn. That’s clever.
@shahnm hope they burnt off all the chemicals from the paint/coating on that metal… else death
@medz You can’t kill off a redneck with a few Chinese chemicals. At least, not right away…
@medz @shahnm The hot dogs may be more harmful than the paint on that rake.
@shahnm I’m not even sure what this is…firepit made from a dryer drum that is easily portable?
@tightwad You say that as if to suggest that such a thing would be weird or unnecessary. Clearly, your redneck-fu is lacking…
@shahnm oh nay nay…I say that with full respect because if thats what it is I think I need one!
@shahnm Not on topic, but it reminds me of this.
@shahnm haha… love it!
If your vehicle won’t go into reverse
@daveinwarsh the interesting things you find out from translating Wikipedia from Poland:
@shahnm the Mr. Bean method.
@shahnm This is a pretty common camping toilet.
@cinoclav Perhaps one of many reasons I don’t camp…
@shahnm Same here. Roughing it is the Holiday Inn Express.
@shahnm Just an extended cab pickup
@msklzannie @shahnm X^4tended cab pickup.
I’m guessing a lot of engineering and work needed to go into that. And some creativity filling out the DMV/MVA paperwork.
@mehcuda67 @msklzannie @shahnm or Mexico. They have 7-11 EVERYWHERE. I literally saw them on 2 of four corners at an intersecrion
@mehcuda67 @msklzannie @shahnm Looks like it was built off a former U-Haul truck.
@tinamarie1974 7-Eleven is a Japanese-owned company, and you’re right – they’re everywhere. When we went to South Korea, we bought bottled water at a convenience-only 7-Eleven (no gas) store each day.
They tried to buy out the company I work for some time back (maybe 10-ish years ago or so?) but their offer was rejected.
Check out mah soopah chahgah.
Redneck toolbox: WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and shouldn’t = duct tape. If it doesn’t move but should = WD40. Done!
@Mehrocco_Mole
@shahnm Not sure if this is an accident waiting to happen, or is an accident that has already happened.
@PocketBrain @shahnm as long is there isn’t any gas left in the tank, the balance should be A-OK.
@shahnm This is what I needed when my kid was in her sneaking out mode.
@shahnm
If you aren’t a redneck:
Do not dispair.
There is always hope.
/giphy redneck
/giphy “hold my beer”
@f00l She disappears mighty quickly…
Tell Sammy I can’t drive 55.
@mike808 Cardboard boxes attached to a box. So meta.
Also:
@zachdecker
@narfcake @zachdecker Ahh yes, Red Green, the penultimate Canadian redneck!
KuoH
@kuoh His homemade “Hummer” is my favorite.
@kuoh Next-to-last Canadian redneck?
@G1 Well there is Harold, the Canadian nerd redneck. I would hope he’s going to outlive Red, as soon as he stops being the Possum Lodge test dummy!
KuoH
Are these from the same vehicle?
10 examples of “redneck limos”
Worth the click.
https://jalopnik.com/5279008/ten-you-might-be-a-redneck-limos//amp
It gets a little squirrelly on wet roads so I added a little downdraft.
@mike808 Nah. That’s too JDM to be redneck.
/image bosozoku
/image bosozoku gtr
/image bosozoku van
They have a car culture that’s all their own. I mean, look at their sports cars!
/youtube dajiban