RE: 'Dumbshit, Summer's Almost Gone' Uhm, no, asswipe...

TheMonkeyKing posted a pic said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 11:46am ET

People still trying to be smart and funny and all that, not remembering the real seasonal calendar. Instead they are part of the hype machine that tell people, just because kids are going back to school in August that the world, needs to take heed.

Summer is just mid-way through, ya butt munchers. For the northern hemisphere, Summer ain’t over until mid-September. Of course y’all are probably the same f*ckers who don’t believe in the changes to global weather, either, amiright? So yeah, put on those gawd-awful sweaters and crack open that jar of pumpkin spice and muther fucking gourd season - I’ll be over here in my pool, enjoying the rest of summer without y’all poopin in the pool.

/giphy working on a tan

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woodhouse said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 11:47am ET:

ಠ_ಠ

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medz said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 11:52am ET:

The video was originally published on August 7th, 2015. That’s pretty fucking close to mid-Summer by your standards. Who has the ass lips now?
/giphy repeat-videos-tear-the-community-apart

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Moose said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 12:04pm ET:

I’ll poop in your pool year-round and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

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therealjrn said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 12:23pm ET:

/giphy pool-pooping

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- @therealjrn Why oh why would you ask giphy to do that?
  
  sammydog01 said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 12:41pm ET
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  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  
  therealjrn said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 12:48pm ET
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  ಠ_ಠ
  
  Thumperchick said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 2:24pm ET
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- @therealjrn that’s like… a chocolate soft serve factory or something… right guys? Right?!
  
  jbartus said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 6:43pm ET
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  Yeah exactly like that.
  
  f00l said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 7:58pm ET
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matthew said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 9:02pm ET:

I bet you’ll get more out of your anger if you can manage to focus it a little. You lose a lot of efficiency when it spills in random directions like that.

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- @matthew are you sure? i sometimes think random thoughts are liberating, so why not random anger, yea?
  
  for instance sometime i don’t even finish my
  
  the other day, someone said they would wait but they
  
  that reminds me of another time when i rode my bike 15 minutes and when i arrived the clock was down to
  
  and when someone repeats their point, like i didn’t already
  
  but seriously the shop at the mall had some really great
  
  but to your original point, i think anger can be expressed in poetry, or
  
  wait, did you order the single or the
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  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 9:36pm ET
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  therealjrn said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 10:12pm ET
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- @therealjrn you know what?
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  /youtube in the end
  
  i still have that Meh. bag i promised
  
  /8ball or did i lose it
  Don’t count on it
  Yoda_Daenerys said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 11:17pm ET
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- @Yoda_Daenerys After two different tries on the box…
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  therealjrn said Tue, Aug 1st 2017 at 11:44pm ET
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