/showme the elevators next to the seventh level of hell full of Demons, Kanye West albums, and people wearing Crocs. The walls should be Moulton lárva and there should be dog poo on the ground everywhere.
/showme a ladder up to heaven. There should be puffy white clouds, lots of beautiful women handing out free cups of coffee and chocolate bars. There would be concrete badger statues given to everyone who enters heaven.
@PooltoyWolf Hmmm, not bad! Pretty close, and with an interesting ‘flair’…almost sci-fi. Also like how the number boards don’t match, and how it appears to have put GE-style air tanks on the hood. LOL
With the idea of using a front mounted Countach V12 to power the LM001 came the next model, the “LM002”, which was the first of the three to see actual production by Lamborghini.
@mediocrebot I’m almost afraid to ask what the impression in front of the foot print is from…
…i mean you know what they say about a man with big feet…
Inspired by a conversation about upgrading phones.
This does not look at all like me, but I’d be fully willing to take on that persona. (Minus the ruffled collar.)
/showme a tech wizard trying to figure out how to use a new phone
@werehatrack I managed to get racial diversity in my attempts, but not gender diversity. I assumed it was because it believed “wizard” implies male (possibly due to Harry Potter popularity?), but this one seems to disprove that.
/showme a giant squirrel climbing the Empire State building with biplanes flying around in the background
/showme an AI bot exercising
/showme a penguin eating sushi using chopsticks
@mediocrebot Obviously, this is in the My Little Pony universe, where hooves can pick up small objects. (Unless you’re The Doctor.)
/showme a polar bear eating a penguin using chopsticks
/showme the elevators next to the seventh level of hell full of Demons, Kanye West albums, and people wearing Crocs. The walls should be Moulton lárva and there should be dog poo on the ground everywhere.
/showme a ladder up to heaven. There should be puffy white clouds, lots of beautiful women handing out free cups of coffee and chocolate bars. There would be concrete badger statues given to everyone who enters heaven.
/showme a concrete badger statue that meh should sell.
@mediocrebot absolutely perfect.
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup It would be a pain to ship.
@mediocrebot @werehatrack I’m guessing that’s the only reason they haven’t sold them yet.
/showme myself opening a box from meh and it has a concrete badger statue inside.
@mediocrebot Cool. Ready to paint.
/showme a battery refrigerator complete with a monitor and keyboard to check stock and temperatures, and with a battery dispenser in the door
@mediocrebot Those batteries might go bad if that door is left open for too long.
I think someone messed up the design of that refrigerator.
/showme a speaker dock with a built in knife and a vacuum cleaner canister.
/showme a random assortment of catshirts
@mediocrebot I bet every single one of those shirts would have an audience that would buy them. Not a bad design in the bunch.
/showme a purple balloon dog wearing a cat shirt
/showme a bluetooth knife
@blaineg Yeah meh would likely sell a bluetooth knife. But you left off the flashlight.
@Kidsandliz And the speaker dock, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
/showme the weekend
@ybmuG Hey, where can I get one of those anti-grav hammocks?
/showme a traditionally rigged sailing ship in a beautiful location.
@mediocrebot Close but there are some problems here. Wouldn’t risk sailing on this one.
/showme the snow in reno nevada
/showme Meh on vacation in Antarctica in the style of a famous artist
/showme Northern lights and a rainbow viewed from the Empire State Building
/showme an EMD SD40-2 diesel-electric locomotive
@PooltoyWolf Hmmm, not bad! Pretty close, and with an interesting ‘flair’…almost sci-fi. Also like how the number boards don’t match, and how it appears to have put GE-style air tanks on the hood. LOL
/showme Yosemite valley filled with snow
/showme a cat working on a desktop computer in cartoon style
I gotta say, the multiple mice is a nice touch.
/showme a Lamborghini Countach pickup truck hauling a load of hay bales
@werehatrack So a LM002?
/image Lamborghini LM002
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_LM002
/showme a four-door stretch Bugatti Veyron limo with a sunroof
/showme definitive proof of bigfoot
There’s a nominally better case for Stigfoot.
@mediocrebot I’m almost afraid to ask what the impression in front of the foot print is from…
…i mean you know what they say about a man with big feet…
@earlyre He has a hell of a hard time finding a nice pair of heels?
@werehatrack that too…
/showme a penguin in a frypan with a cat chef in Victorian art style
/showme Mercatalyst staff dining on breakfast octopus
/showme Bobby Flay wearing a cat shirt while preparing a gourmet meal using an air fryer
/showme watercolor style three women reading cat books drinking strawberry margaritas in ski chalet
/showme a squirrel as a squire bearing a sword for a knight
@mediocrebot Not what I was after, but cute.
/showme a squirrel as a squire bearing a sword with a knight in armor
@mediocrebot LOL
/showme squirrels taking over the world in a military coup
/showme a squirrel as the Mona Lisa
@mediocrebot Yikes
/showme templates guy with a mustache
@mediocrebot
Is that Tom Selleck?
/showme a reusable bag with a meh logo on the front
That’s suspiciously dead on target.
/showme a black reusable bag with a Mediocre Corporation logo drawn to amuse me
/showme polar bears barbequing a penguin on a gas grill
AI fail.
/showme a penguin being barbecued on a gas grill by polar bears
@mediocrebot @narfcake Not sure I’d trust showme to barbecue much of anything at this point.
/showme a penguin being prepared sous vide by polar bears
A higher dimensional portal and shock hazard in one.
@mehcuda67 The sous vide boiler in ice is totally legit, however!
(I wore this shirt a few days ago, hence the recent thoughts of polar bears and penguins.)
/showme deep fried penguin prepared by polar bear chefs
/showme refried southwest penguin
/showme a thrice baked penguin
(When your baked potato contains THC and CBD)
What the heck mediocrebot ?
/showme penguin flambé with hollandaise sauce and grilled vegetables on a bed of rice pilaf
OH MY GOD THEY’VE IGNITED TUX!
@werehatrack And yet I think I’d be willing to eat that one… as long as Tux isn’t plastic or anything.
/showme a woot! Shark
@mediocrebot mmm.
https://charlesscottgallery.com/products/finding-nemo-pixar-shark-walt-disney-fine-art-craig-skaggs-signed-limited-edition-of-195-print-on-canvas-hello
/showme a meh shark
/showme aliens washing socks while wearing tutus
@mediocrebot That is amazingly on. Well, there are a lot of “alien” ideas to draw from, but these fit within one of them. And the tutus work.
I like the wooden wall; it reminds me of the faux wood paneling of my childhood.
I’m a little confused by that random platform on a pole, though.
/showme an April Fools goat
@mediocrebot That’s pretty good. I can probably work with that.
/showme a goat in a jesters cap, performing for the king
@mediocrebot Not perfect, but very workable. (That tapestry looks like a new take on unicorns.)
/showme art that looks like it was made by a human
/showme a world where shoes wear people on their feet
@mediocrebot After so many “good enough” pictures, where did this come from? Clearly misunderstood the setup.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo I guess it assumes a shoe’s feet are on the inside
/showme meteorologist predicting inclement weather but she is a llama
/showme man at a bakery realizing the chocolate chip cookies are actually raisin cookies. His wife wants a divorce
/showme wookie Easter egg Hunt, style Monet
@medz That’s actually quite pretty
@heartny @medz And no less believable than the Star Wars Holiday Special.
@mediocrebot that’s gorgeous!
/showme wookies with Easter baskets eating Peeps and chocolate bunnies in the style of Norman Rockwell
@mediocrebot Whoa. Those are not the Wookies I had in mind
@mediocrebot not satanic Wookies! Rockwell never painted anything like this!
Inspired by a conversation about upgrading phones.
This does not look at all like me, but I’d be fully willing to take on that persona. (Minus the ruffled collar.)
/showme a tech wizard trying to figure out how to use a new phone
One more try, for curiosity’s sake…
@mediocrebot That looks extremely similar to the previous one, but I’m glad to see the racial diversity.
/showme a tech wizard trying to figure out how to do something on a new phone
Oooh, I like that one.
@werehatrack I managed to get racial diversity in my attempts, but not gender diversity. I assumed it was because it believed “wizard” implies male (possibly due to Harry Potter popularity?), but this one seems to disprove that.