Back to digital: Shoddy Goods 111
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Surprise! It’s Jason Toon being nostalgic again! But this edition of Shoddy Goods, the newsletter from Meh about consumer culture, looks back to a time that (to an oldster like me) barely seems like the past at all.
I was braced for the obvious emotional gut punches of cleaning out a storage space. My wedding suit. My kids’ preschool artwork. The IKEA toy shelves I’d stayed up late assembling, now never again to hold their Playmobils and LEGO. Insert Loudly Crying Face emoji.
But I wasn’t ready for the surge of nostalgia that hit me when I found my old Rio Forge MP3 player. I suddenly remembered listening to specific songs on specific flights back then, and loading it up with Radio Disney favorites for a family road trip. This wonky little teardrop of a gadget had been my constant companion for the last few pre-smartphone years.

Now where was I?
Did it still work? The Rio line, home to one of the very first MP3 players, was already defunct when I got this one from Woot at least 20 years ago. But I popped in a fresh AAA battery (no charging necessary!) and it fired right up, still in the middle of a song I had paused during the George W. Bush administration.
Walking with dinosaurs
No doubt the technology was more sophisticated in the many phones, laptops, and tablets I’ve had in the last 20 years. But how many of those would still work today? The heft and durability of 2000s MP3 players, the tactile experience of buttons and wheels rather than a touchscreen, is one reason why “The World is Basically Begging for Another iPod Right Now“, as Gizmodo puts it. Sales of both used iPods (up more than 40% across the board on resale site Back Market) and new MP3 players are climbing. “I can’t even count the number of [new] digital audio players I’ve seen in recent months,” writes Gizmodo’s James Pero.
Another reason, of course, is focus. Scrolling through the songs on my old Rio Forge, I remembered how much thought I put into what songs to load it up with. If I was out and about and didn’t feel like listening to anything I had with me, tough shit. So I had to anticipate a range of moods - some punk, some soul, some ‘60s pop, a little reggae or West African psychedelia - lest I be stranded in silence.

The Snowsky Echo puts some nostalgia in your nostalgia
Would it really change the listening experience? On my morning walks, I replaced my phone with my prodigal MP3 player. My usual choice paralysis melted away. With only a few albums and a choice mix of 50 or so other songs to choose from, I did seem to spend a lot less time wondering what else I could listen to and a lot more attention on the music itself.
When I did scroll through the library, I wasn’t distracted or tempted to do anything else with the device, because it doesn’t do anything else. Just a monochrome LCD screen, some text menus, and some basic physical buttons: no recommendations, no notifications, blessedly no ads.
When I have to use my phone for everything, using my phone for anything feels more like an obligation. Choosing a Spotify playlist, paying my gas bill, and blocking scam texts mush together into one experiential slurry of “using my phone”. The vastly restricted library on my Rio Forge paradoxically feels like freedom. This thing is devoted to nothing but my music. The rest of the world can’t bother me here.
Radio gaga
As it happened, another retro digital device had recently come into our lives. Remember Internet radios? They made a bit of a splash in the late 2000s and early 2010s, dedicated appliances for browsing radio feeds from around the world, usually through a proprietary server maintained by the radio’s manufacturer.
Then smartphones happened. My wife loves radio, and uses iPhone apps like Radio Garden to wander the planet’s airwaves. But she also found herself wanting that experience somewhere different from where she turns in her timesheets for work. She just wanted a radio she could turn on and leave on all day, something she never needed to charge, that would never be interrupted by calls or texts. She asked for an Internet radio last Christmas. To be honest, I wasn’t sure anyone still made them.

2008: Looking at it isn’t really the point, though, is it?
“There are still a dozen small brands that sell internet radios,” said Greg Fadul, CEO of one of those brands, Grace Digital, in a story on Radio World. Some of the bigger names like Logitech had not only stopped making Internet radios, but also stopped supporting their URL servers, meaning existing devices could no longer connect to streams. But what Radio World calls “a vibrant niche market” has found “success in stealth mode”.
So I wrapped up the handsome Audizio Foza. After an hour learning the clunky, très aughts wheeled navigation, my wife added a bunch of her regulars to a Favorites list, then discovered a French oldies station, a good jazz station from New Jersey, and a Slovenian country music station where the steel guitars mix with accordions.
Of course, her phone can do all that and a million times more. Which is the problem. It reduces something she loves to the same category as all the tedious and/or toxic demands our phones make on us. A sturdy box on the bookshelf that does only one thing says “this thing is special.” Slovenian country music hits different when it’s not just one more shard of quirky content from the quirky content and marketing surveillance machine.
I’m also a fan of the physical media revival, but it’s tough to participate if you’re short of cash or space. Once you’ve bought these “dumb” digital devices, they’re yours. You can enjoy a similar level of focus to a physical media collection, without having to add new shelves to your home. I’ve started to think about getting a digital camera again. And my brother just bought a charging cable for his old iPod.

Don’t stream at me, man, ‘cause I can’t afford subscriptions
In some ways it’s amazing how the phone can do everything that took a dozen different devices before. I’d hate to have to carry around a GPS device and a music player and a texting device in my pocket. But on the other hand…it might be nice to just have a dedicated alarm clock on my bedside table instead of making sure I set my phone up to serve yet another purpose. What things do you have or want that could technically be done by your phone but just might be a little better on their own? Let’s talk in this week’s Shoddy Goods chat.
—Dave (and the rest of Meh)
These previous Shoddy Goods stories combine digital convenience with handcrafted timelessness:
- When did we start calling old songs “oldies”? And when did we stop?
- Why there probably won’t ever be a new physical media format
- A pen full of tear gas? What could go wrong?
*For more retro audio gear, cock an ear to Hammacher Schlemmer’s collection at The Best Portable Record Player and More. *
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Surprised you didn’t get one of the brown Zunes from Woot.
https://www.woot.com/offers/microsoft-zune-30gb-digital-media-player-brown
For years, we had a Bose Soundtouch box in the kitchen. It has six buttons that can be programmed for radios stations, Spotify playlists or anything via WIFI. However, being able to start music while cooking with the press of ONE physical button was just great. Bose however discontinued the service and now the speaker is only a bluetooth box anymore… I did not find a replacement yet; might need to look into internet radios!
Proud owner of a Brown Zune and a red Rio Forge MP3 player. I’m afraid the Zune reached the end of the road about a decade ago, but I’m pretty sure the Rio player is still functional. Now I’m curious. I will have to try and find it.
first let me say the important thing first:
I don’t have a cellphone/smartphone.
I have never had a cellphone/smartphone.
I do not plan on ever owning a cellphone/smartphone.
My main music consumption at home is through my (old) Logitech “Boom” and Logitech “Radio” that I use to play the 1,700 CDs that I have ripped to my (ancient) PC.
My main music consumption in the car is a Kenwood headunit that I despise that I use to play . … music that was ripped from my 1,700 CDs and converted to MP3 and put on two thumbdrives.
I despise the Kenwood because, like all modern HUs, everything is Apple this & Android that and it sucks so badly at navigating folders that I usually just let it play one CD after another w/o trying to select anything.
My old Alpine had a much better interface and was probably circa 2008 or 2012.
back before everything was phone driven and companies wanted to make something good for thumbdrive users.
For me, a cool modern/retro device would be some kind of Raspberry Pi based thing that played music from thumbdrives and could handle stuff that was in a decent (not compressed to shit) format.
AND had a good search/menu system for finding stuff.
I dread the day my Boom & Radio crap out and I have to figure out how to play my PC based music.
Three words: retro game emulator.
Sure, my phone has games. But having a thing that looks a bit like a Gameboy with every game I could want on it (up to parts of the PS2 era) is a much better experience. Play the games, put it down.
I have not thought of this through Jason’s window of the phone being the same place you pay the bills and punch the clock and get surveilled. It makes a lot of sense.
@djslack my bf bought one that has a 1000 games on it that looks like the original PSP. He loves that thing
@djslack
Did you mean something like this:
@djslack

@jkawaguchi Yeah, pretty much…I have a Miyoo Mini Plus so I don’t have the analog sticks.
I like some separate devices. I own 2 old click wheel iPods and I’m super salty I can’t connect it to my truck with the cable. I use one in the house on a sound dock. One of my friends made fun of my GPS, but that’s because they haven’t spent enough time in places where a dedicated gps works and a phone doesn’t.
@Renee4183
Of course… OTOH, the option is to use a downloaded map app (such as HERE WeGo). The original mapping was developed by Nokia, back in the day. Virtually all modern phones contain a true GPS chip. If I’m going to the carib for instance I will download the local maps before I leave. They have saved my ass multiple times. Plus, the app and maps are free and updated more frequently than a standalone GPS like a TomTom map, which BTW you have to purchase.
I still use my Palm Pilot as an alarm clock. It isn’t jarring when it wakes me up. I also have a Radio Shack clock/radio I bought at the Radio Shack that was in my town. Brings in NHPR radio just fine, especially on Sunday mornings for Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.
My 160GB iPod Classic is sitting in a drawer loaded with music, ready and waiting. I’ve instructed my wife that if I end up in dementia, to hook it up and put it on album shuffle.
I have an iHome alarm clock/speaker that my iPod sits in the dock and I put it across the room to make me get out of bed to shut it off. And a Panasonic knock off of the Bose radio that i can put that same iPod in the dock and play whatever music I have downloaded
I still have a couple of Sansa players around
I keep an analog clock on the wall of the pool house so you can see it from the pool.
I keep dedicated flashlights scattered about (because the phone’s sucks)
I use a Canon (40x glass ultra-telephoto) point and shoot as my primary camera when I’m traveling.
I finally gave up my Ooma within the last year.
I generally print boarding passes at the airport.
I use print out/hard copies of travel documents (hotel reservations, rental car reservations, cruise tickets, excursion receipts, etc) in a manilla folder when we travel.
So, yeah… I hear you.
(Since I’m basically retired I very rarely need to get up at any set time so don’t keep a dedicated alarm clock. Don’t really care what time it is that I actually roll out of bed. Plus my wife is one of those people that loves to be in absolute darkness when she sleeps so the light from the alarm clock used to annoy the s*** out of her.)
@chienfou Still using my Obihai for “landline” phone. I suppose that (since they are no longer updating it) it might stop working at some point, but I’ll deal with that when the time comes. So far, so good.
I bought a digital alarm clock with a large display that you can read from across the room. But my wife says the light disturbs her sleep, so she puts something in front of the display to block it at night. Whaddaya gonna do…?
@macromeh
Her needs outweigh your wishes… Wise man!
@macromeh
Just realized that I totally forgot the most important one.
My wife insists on using a printed calendar for her tutoring scheduling and all the birthdays, anniversaries, doctor appointments, travel plans, my PRN work days at the ER, etc. It lives clipped to the front of the fridge and at the end of the year she saves them. Amazing how often we’ve looked up events to see when they occurred.
I still embrace my ‘old’ tech. If you ever go to ‘the country’ where there’s little or no cell service or WiFi you can still enjoy some modern-ish technology;
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More things should still run on AAA’s.
@pakopako
I remember having power Banks that ran off of AA/AAA batteries that had a usb-a port…
I still use my Creative MuVo 100 2GB to listen to meditation tracks. I often use it in bed. It’s greatest virtue is that you turn it on and it plays. I don’t have to turn on a light and put on glasses. I can sometimes do it by feel when it’s in a pajama pocket. It runs on 1 AAA, so it never has to recharge. The downside is that it has a microscopic LCD display and very strange option menus. I would buy a replacement for it in a minute if it had a better display and still kept the ability to play without accessing menus, etc.