Quip Toothbrush Upgrade

heartny shared a link said Thu, Aug 13th 2020 at 11:51pm ET

For those of you who got a quip toothbrush from meh, you can now upgrade to a new Bluetooth Smart Motor. Now your toothbrush can be truly meh-like, because nothing says “meh” like Bluetooth. Except maybe speaker docks, which would be an even weirder addition to a toothbrush. Anyway, this is what was in the email I got from quip:

“Introducing our new Bluetooth Smart Motor. Connect to the free quip app to track your daily brushing, coach your oral health habits, and get rewards (like refills and discounts) for a job well done. Easily upgrade your existing quip, and keep the same great timed sonic vibrations, and 3 month battery life you love. For a limited time only, get the Bluetooth Smart Motor for only $20 (normally $25), plus free shipping with code SMARTMOTOR”

https://tinyurl.com/y2jyvpmc

I mean, who wouldn’t want their daily brushing tracked and their oral health habits coached?

Note that the app is currently only available for iOS, but Android is coming this fall. And the discount offer is only good until 8/31/2020.

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alacrity said Fri, Aug 14th 2020 at 12:04am ET:

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- @alacrity My sentiments exactly.
  
  heartny said Fri, Aug 14th 2020 at 12:10am ET
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- @heartny there’s no way to recreate the experience.
  
  that was just uniquely special.
  
  alacrity said Fri, Aug 14th 2020 at 12:28am ET
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Noddy93 said Fri, Aug 14th 2020 at 12:45am ET:

i already upgraded to the black brush heads. i don’t want any outside source knowing when, or if, i’ve decided to brush my teeth. if you know when then you’ll probably know where… and my bunker is top-secret.

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OnionSoup said Fri, Aug 14th 2020 at 12:09pm ET:

How long until this is hacked to cause the motor to vibrate at the exact right frequency to cause your head to explode?

China will win the upcoming war by hacking our toothbrushes and killing us all remotely.

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- @OnionSoup Exactly. It has already begun.
  5G==Covid-19
  
  #TheHiddenKillerInYourShorts
  
  mehcuda67 said Sat, Aug 15th 2020 at 2:25am ET
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PooltoyWolf said Fri, Aug 14th 2020 at 2:03pm ET:

What I find amusing is this basically says Android users have to hope their version of the app will work properly, because the offer ends presumably before it becomes available!

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Jackinga said Sun, Aug 16th 2020 at 8:49am ET:

What??? Who wants blue teeth?

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- @Jackinga I bet it will be a fashion trend some day.
  
  OnionSoup said Sun, Aug 16th 2020 at 9:51am ET
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jmoor783 said Sun, Aug 16th 2020 at 5:23pm ET:

quip while your ahead

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- @jmoor783 quip it, quip it good
  
  jmoor783 said Sun, Aug 16th 2020 at 5:23pm ET
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- @jmoor783 ghostride the quip
  
  jmoor783 said Sun, Aug 16th 2020 at 5:24pm ET
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- @jmoor783 quippers never win
  
  jmoor783 said Sun, Aug 16th 2020 at 5:24pm ET
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