Pre-apology to meh for late birthday gift

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Two years ago I had a good idea of a reasonably funny thing to make and send to meh headquarters. Last year I bought the necessary materials to make it, and got more than half-way through before I realized I’d have to figure something out. I apparently didn’t want to figure anything out, and the thing remains unfinished today. I have found… part… of it, and hope to find the rest and figure out some kind of finish this week. Then I will send it to you, and you’ll all be like, “I don’t know that this is believable as a multi-year project.” This is my plan, anyway, since I’m probably moving sometime soon-ish and don’t want to pack and move a half-finished project from over a year ago, and then store it until next July. Although that does feel very in-character for me.

Anyway, sorry for the delay. You’ll be, I don’t know, not pleased or moved with my gift, but more… accepting, I hope? Also: is the right address to send it to the return address on my meh packages?