On October 17th, 2017, Bill from HR destroyed the corporate bathroom. The entire office was shut down for fumigation and for a complete replacement of the building’s air conditioning and filters. Bill had unloaded a fecal cherry bomb created by three-day-old Thai takeout. If only we had had a “Smoky Woods” or a “Lavender Vanilla” Poo~Pourri on hand. So many sinuses would have been saved. If only…
I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
Maybe my poop is extra-stanky, but none of these type of products really work for me. Just makes the room smell like a verdant field or blooming orchard took a steamy dump.
Still have plenty from the last time. But this is a gift set. For gifting. Which means I could loosen the caps and give highly fragrant gifts. Bonus points if i mail them.
I bought my son some socks, my grandchildren magnetic block thingies, I want something for me! Meh, can you put something on her that I can’t say no to? And NO I don’t want perfume for my poop! I don’t know what I want, I’ll know it when I see it. I know I like quirky inexpensive things. I already have the flashlights, and the toothbrushes, and the putty, I bought fidget spinners a long time ago, I don’t want any more of those! Socks in women’s sizes could work, I tried buying the men’s for myself once, that didn’t work out so well. I gave those to my son too! Come on Meh, help a Meh addict out here. Oh and one more thing, maybe once a week you could have nurses Meh night, at 9:00pm EST, do you know how hard it is, night after night, waiting up until MN to see the Meh, and having to get up at 5:00am!!! Even 10:00pm would be better then MN. Or, I know, how about a 5:00am EST, everybody can go to bed early! Everybody can get up at 5:00am to check the Meh. That could be the regular time! Great idea, huh?!? But wait, I only work 2-3 days a week, then I’d have to get up early EVERY DAY to check the Meh! Not a bad idea though, because I can go to bed early. Great idea! Get up everybody, check the Meh, get started with your day! Be productive! Please Meh! Goodnight now! See you tomorrow! Well maybe, if I can stay up late…again!
@jmrobinett You sound like me think i’m up to 160+purchases…careful what you wish for i have a closet full of Meh stuff i dont need due to itchy finger lol
What’s going to be the next Mediocre gift set?
A scale, waist trimmer belt, diet book, and exercise DVDs?
A matching vacuum, mop, broom, and dustpan set?
Halloween Edition: 55 gallon drums of candy corn, fidget spinners, and circus peanuts?
How will these be packaged? Fist time I ordered these the bottles burst open and the post office wouldn’t deliver a dripping package. The second time one bottle made it and the other bottle burst, but the bubble wrap lining kept it from dripping, until I opened it and it and was hit with an essential oil bomb. Fool me one, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, keep offering poo-pourri and we’ll all see…
(But in fairness to MEH, they did refund both purchases. I just want my poop to smell like a yankee candle shop.)
@enville Sorry for late reply. These bundles are tightly packed in poly bags and are being shipped in boxes, this time with a bit more air to prevent the bottles from banging around.
Oddly enough, my wife just announced that our bottle of Poo-Pourri is empty. Do you guys have a camera in my bathroom? I’m in for a resupply, but please turn off the camera, Irk.
This stuff always strikes me as a solution in search of a problem. A drop or 2 from an $8 bottle of almost any essential oil would do the same, but it would only last A YEAR OR SO.
Oh, and some folks with consistently stinky poo might consider eating fewer fast-food burgers…
@aaronheit452 All poop stinks, even, admittedly, mine on occasion. But what really stinks is tiny bottles of water mixed with a few drops of some essential oils that could be created at home for a few pennies, selling for many dollars with a fancy label and name.
For $5 it’s novelty and cute, at $24 it’s extortion. I’m seriously jealous that I didn’t think of this crap before these people because there are too many sheep in America to buy this s*** which would make me rich. I’m going to bring back the pet rock with seasonal outfits you can buy!
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On October 17th, 2017, Bill from HR destroyed the corporate bathroom. The entire office was shut down for fumigation and for a complete replacement of the building’s air conditioning and filters. Bill had unloaded a fecal cherry bomb created by three-day-old Thai takeout. If only we had had a “Smoky Woods” or a “Lavender Vanilla” Poo~Pourri on hand. So many sinuses would have been saved. If only…
Price Comparison
$42.59 total at Amazon:
2x 2oz
2x 4oz
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
This stinks, or not!
This deal stinks…
I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stink
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo
Maybe my poop is extra-stanky, but none of these type of products really work for me. Just makes the room smell like a verdant field or blooming orchard took a steamy dump.
Still have plenty from the last time. But this is a gift set. For gifting. Which means I could loosen the caps and give highly fragrant gifts. Bonus points if i mail them.
@djslack so…how would you interpret a gift of poo-pourri? What are you saying?
“Hey, your crap stinks so bad I’m willing to spend money to make it not so offensive.”
It’s a Hallmark card in spray form.
@djslack @ybmuG That’s what I was wondering “Here, you house smells like poop, you need this.”
@therealjrn @ybmuG oh, it’d be a gag gift. As was the smell that warranted it.
@djslack @therealjrn A “gag” gift! Ha ha! OK, you win!
Pumpkin
Fucking
Chai
https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-Toilet-Spray-Bottle/dp/B07WCCFHHQ/
We have reached peak something
@RedOx holy crap!
@RedOx @robson Perhaps the most appropriate use for pumpkin spice, yet.
Either Meh is posting these more often than the average person needs, or I need to switch to a high fiber diet.
/giphy fiber
So now you expect me to just flush $24 down the toilet? I’m not falling for your shit, meh.
Da boss make-a dolla’
Ah make-a dime
Dat’s why ah poop
On comp’ny time
I bought my son some socks, my grandchildren magnetic block thingies, I want something for me! Meh, can you put something on her that I can’t say no to? And NO I don’t want perfume for my poop! I don’t know what I want, I’ll know it when I see it. I know I like quirky inexpensive things. I already have the flashlights, and the toothbrushes, and the putty, I bought fidget spinners a long time ago, I don’t want any more of those! Socks in women’s sizes could work, I tried buying the men’s for myself once, that didn’t work out so well. I gave those to my son too! Come on Meh, help a Meh addict out here. Oh and one more thing, maybe once a week you could have nurses Meh night, at 9:00pm EST, do you know how hard it is, night after night, waiting up until MN to see the Meh, and having to get up at 5:00am!!! Even 10:00pm would be better then MN. Or, I know, how about a 5:00am EST, everybody can go to bed early! Everybody can get up at 5:00am to check the Meh. That could be the regular time! Great idea, huh?!? But wait, I only work 2-3 days a week, then I’d have to get up early EVERY DAY to check the Meh! Not a bad idea though, because I can go to bed early. Great idea! Get up everybody, check the Meh, get started with your day! Be productive! Please Meh! Goodnight now! See you tomorrow! Well maybe, if I can stay up late…again!
@jmrobinett You sound like me think i’m up to 160+purchases…careful what you wish for i have a closet full of Meh stuff i dont need due to itchy finger lol
@jmrobinett Bring back some ss tumblers from yeti, camelbak, bubba, or some other decent source.
They are loving this stuff in North Dakota. What’s that about?
@eaholtz Extra indoor pooping up there.
@eaholtz @therealjrn indoor plumbing is the latest thing in ND!
Seriously, JUST LIGHT A MATCH.
(Matches have sulfur in them. Which neutralizes your plops.)
/giphy light a match
Anyone else read “Cedar & Citrus” as “Cheddar & Citrus”? Yeah, nothing better to hide poop smell than cheese!
@ybmuG Everything’s better with Cheddar!
/giphy shiny-flitting-back
I always get these. I have quite a collection. Lol
What’s going to be the next Mediocre gift set?
A scale, waist trimmer belt, diet book, and exercise DVDs?
A matching vacuum, mop, broom, and dustpan set?
Halloween Edition: 55 gallon drums of candy corn, fidget spinners, and circus peanuts?
Best place to poop: Your boss’s private executive washroom.
This is a shitty product
I like this idea better:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8bfc16cf-df4f-4c59-a58e-9f13a9e1a559
So would this be called a
Shit Pack?
How will these be packaged? Fist time I ordered these the bottles burst open and the post office wouldn’t deliver a dripping package. The second time one bottle made it and the other bottle burst, but the bubble wrap lining kept it from dripping, until I opened it and it and was hit with an essential oil bomb. Fool me one, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, keep offering poo-pourri and we’ll all see…
(But in fairness to MEH, they did refund both purchases. I just want my poop to smell like a yankee candle shop.)
@enville Sorry for late reply. These bundles are tightly packed in poly bags and are being shipped in boxes, this time with a bit more air to prevent the bottles from banging around.
@enville @troy Okay, sounds good.
/buy
Oddly enough, my wife just announced that our bottle of Poo-Pourri is empty. Do you guys have a camera in my bathroom? I’m in for a resupply, but please turn off the camera, Irk.
Christmas present for my mother-in-law. What color wrapping paper should I use?
/giphy melodic-definite-milk
Never got mine from last time I bought it…
Apparently the freight company needed it more than I did…
My wife would disagree…
Does the oil in this tend to leave a “ring around the toilet”?
Have you seen the poop knives? Search it on Amazon and thank me later…
This stuff always strikes me as a solution in search of a problem. A drop or 2 from an $8 bottle of almost any essential oil would do the same, but it would only last A YEAR OR SO.
Oh, and some folks with consistently stinky poo might consider eating fewer fast-food burgers…
@MrNews are you trying so say your shit don’t stink?
@aaronheit452 All poop stinks, even, admittedly, mine on occasion. But what really stinks is tiny bottles of water mixed with a few drops of some essential oils that could be created at home for a few pennies, selling for many dollars with a fancy label and name.
My wife thanks you.
When did meh.com turn into Archie Mcphee?
@TheRICK This is one of the best compliments we’ve gotten.
For $5 it’s novelty and cute, at $24 it’s extortion. I’m seriously jealous that I didn’t think of this crap before these people because there are too many sheep in America to buy this s*** which would make me rich. I’m going to bring back the pet rock with seasonal outfits you can buy!