On October 17th, 2017, Bill from HR destroyed the corporate bathroom. The entire office was shut down for fumigation and for a complete replacement of the building’s air conditioning and filters. Bill had unloaded a fecal cherry bomb created by three-day-old Thai takeout. If only we had had a “Smoky Woods” or a “Lavender Vanilla” Poo~Pourri on hand. So many sinuses would have been saved. If only…
I bought my son some socks, my grandchildren magnetic block thingies, I want something for me! Meh, can you put something on her that I can’t say no to? And NO I don’t want perfume for my poop! I don’t know what I want, I’ll know it when I see it. I know I like quirky inexpensive things. I already have the flashlights, and the toothbrushes, and the putty, I bought fidget spinners a long time ago, I don’t want any more of those! Socks in women’s sizes could work, I tried buying the men’s for myself once, that didn’t work out so well. I gave those to my son too! Come on Meh, help a Meh addict out here. Oh and one more thing, maybe once a week you could have nurses Meh night, at 9:00pm EST, do you know how hard it is, night after night, waiting up until MN to see the Meh, and having to get up at 5:00am!!! Even 10:00pm would be better then MN. Or, I know, how about a 5:00am EST, everybody can go to bed early! Everybody can get up at 5:00am to check the Meh. That could be the regular time! Great idea, huh?!? But wait, I only work 2-3 days a week, then I’d have to get up early EVERY DAY to check the Meh! Not a bad idea though, because I can go to bed early. Great idea! Get up everybody, check the Meh, get started with your day! Be productive! Please Meh! Goodnight now! See you tomorrow! Well maybe, if I can stay up late…again!
What’s going to be the next Mediocre gift set?
A scale, waist trimmer belt, diet book, and exercise DVDs?
A matching vacuum, mop, broom, and dustpan set?
Halloween Edition: 55 gallon drums of candy corn, fidget spinners, and circus peanuts?
How will these be packaged? Fist time I ordered these the bottles burst open and the post office wouldn’t deliver a dripping package. The second time one bottle made it and the other bottle burst, but the bubble wrap lining kept it from dripping, until I opened it and it and was hit with an essential oil bomb. Fool me one, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, keep offering poo-pourri and we’ll all see…
(But in fairness to MEH, they did refund both purchases. I just want my poop to smell like a yankee candle shop.)
This stuff always strikes me as a solution in search of a problem. A drop or 2 from an $8 bottle of almost any essential oil would do the same, but it would only last A YEAR OR SO.
Oh, and some folks with consistently stinky poo might consider eating fewer fast-food burgers…
@aaronheit452 All poop stinks, even, admittedly, mine on occasion. But what really stinks is tiny bottles of water mixed with a few drops of some essential oils that could be created at home for a few pennies, selling for many dollars with a fancy label and name.
For $5 it’s novelty and cute, at $24 it’s extortion. I’m seriously jealous that I didn’t think of this crap before these people because there are too many sheep in America to buy this s*** which would make me rich. I’m going to bring back the pet rock with seasonal outfits you can buy!