@mcemanuel, these toys are a money laundering franchise belonging to de former POTUS, Mr Drumpf, aka,Cheato Cheese Puff! Also, Orange tool boxes are the new Black!!

@1DisabledWarVet
Yes to Chester Cheese!

@violue OMG. I kinda want to get this for my pup! But also I would like her to not devour my power tools.

Seriously, though, I initially assumed these were pet toys.

@violue I wish there was a cute version for adults

@violue, I intially wanted to buy these toys for my significant other & was gonna propose to her as she opened the package. That sounded so romantic, but I axed her if she loves orange, and she said she hated the color! Oh, well!!

@werehatrack Ouch.

I was given real tools, on a smaller scale, and projects to use them on. And also was enlisted on housebuilding projects by…8 or 9?

I think that really helps build kids’ confidence.

@werehatrack I still remember mine too I was 4 or 5 but they were actual tool including a really sharp handheld tooth saw that I promptly used to cut the heads off my sister Barbie she got for Christmas.

It also included a wood working kit that included one of those wood engravers with the white hot tips that would burn a hole right through your fingers if touched.

Ahh the 80’s and 90’s when giving your kids dangerous toys that could burn your house down was perfectly fine.

@mcemanuel Um.

Knives and drills serve functions outside the highly publicized uses of serial killers.

Meanwhile, when was the last time you heard “Was that a Uvalde rifle?”

@mcemanuel
@brainmist Excellent point!

@brainmist @mcemanuel Is that a Bountiful, Utah chest freezer?

Seriously, our quiet little town (ok 40,000) had a guy murder his mom and stuff her in a chest freezer a decade or two ago.

Then again, we also had Ted Bundy in town…

@blaineg @brainmist @mcemanuel
Bundy really got around!

@mcemanuel, yes & the screwdriver is a Ted Bundy Special!!

@Num1Zero I…think I missed the gendering of these tools?

@brainmist @Num1Zero Maybe it’s because there aren’t any females in the pics…? That’s the only thing i noticed.

/giphy jumbo-unbearable-respect

@hchavers It’s OK to recognize your strengths lie elsewhere!

@brainmist @hchavers, that’s what she said!!

@phendrick Did…did you want to ask about the costs of child trafficking?

@mediocrebot These are not the baby arms we want.

@mediocrebot @yakkoTDI wrong number and arrangemenr of fingers, for one thing.

@mediocrebot @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Not surprising, given the tot’s toy of choice.

@mediocrebot why does this picture exist

@mediocrebot, that looks like a Chainsaw!!

@danexton If a kid needs encouragement, he’s probably not cut out to be a firebug.

@danexton
I think I peed my pants!

@danexton @mcemanuel
Man I love that line of prank boxes!

@qazxto Looks like fun.

@qazxto I guess cute was run through Google Translate until it came out to read nightmare fuel.

@qazxto @yakkoTDI I think the AI may not have the concept of human limbs quite down yet.

@qazxto @yakkoTDI Terr-i-fying.

@mediocrebot uh I said nothing about a frudgijg sandbox. AI these days. Insufferable! Edit: I guess I did say sand which. My bad. I am obviously not worthy of being a photo crafting wordsmith. I pass the baton.

@qazxto