Pity Party for meeee
13I’m feeling sorry for myself because today was my 60th birthday, and I am sick so I couldn’t do anything fun. Boo hoo. 
Plus, I feel guilty because I asked my husband to take the day off so we could go out and do stuff, then I couldn’t. So there goes a wasted vacation day for him. Sigh.
/giphy sad pony
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I sorry frien, hope you are better so fast- like how I run! I send you big wet kisses!!! I even share a pb treat if you want!!!
Oh! Also have a happy birthday again another day. It will b ok! Woof!!
@CharlieDoggo
Canine wisdom at its finest!
Awww, I’m sorry - that stinks! I hope you feel better soon and make up for it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PONY! WOOHOO WELCOME TO YOUR 60’s!
I’m going to be joining you in just 11 days!
It’s a bummer that you couldn’t go out and celebrate today but hey, times like this, THE BIG 6 0, call for a much longer celebration anyway. Party’s on for the whole month of May!
And, Feel better!
/giphy happy birthday
@Lynnerizer @Pony Oh to be 60 again. Enjoy it while it lasts!!!
@aetris @Lynnerizer @Pony I have used just a few months before I enter the decade after that
@Cerridwyn
yep, this Cancer will be 7 decades this year as well.
I hope you had all you needed and got at least one thing you wanted! Birthday hugs!!
Wishing you a $5 IRK but with non-broken stuff and no Trackrs.
Well we all know it is the fault of @milstarr the Goat of DOOM!!
Here is your Pity Party!
@yakkoTDI why thank you for giving credit where credit’s due. I almost felt bad about the husband taking a vacation day then realized I was the goat, so yay?
Happy 60th to the birthday lady! I hope next years is much better. To make it up to yourself just celebrate all month.
Both of you have a missing day together. That’s pretty good if I say so myself.
/giphy life is the pits
I think Charlie and Lynnerizer both have the right idea.
Also…
Oh… And here is a helpful link for you.
Absolutely not a wasted vacation day for him to care for/watch movies with you on your ailing birthday. Peace. Celebrate the rest of the year.
/showme cats giving their human a birthday party
@mediocrebot I guess I should hve said female human
@Kidsandliz I like the cat/human hybrids.
Happy birthday!!!
Hopefully you you start to feel better soon and can celebrate your bday another day. I’ve been sick on my birthday too and know how much it sucks. At least you had someone there with you as opposed to no one at all.
Happy Birthday, @Pony, and hope you feel better very soon!
/giphy all the hugs for Pony!
Happy Birthday lady!
Late to the party, but here’s my set of semi-traditional Things To Express:
Happy Personal New Year!
Happy solar orbit completion! Incendiate the fiber-cored wax cylinders atop the thermocongealed emulsion of pulverized botanical reproductive units, saccharides, avian ovule extract, and assorted oleates! Bask in the performance of the arcane incantations! Wantonly flay the decorative obfuscational coverings from the tribute offerings!
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
This one lesson you must learn,
First you plunder, then you burn
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
(to the tune of “Volga boatmen”)
Gaah! Poor @Pony!
I hope you feel better soon! As an act of sympathy I was sick yesterday as well and missed a convention and banquet that I really wanted to attend.
Happy (belated) Birthday and many healthy returns!
(And I hope this is one of those story-worthy misfortunes you get to laugh about in the future.)
@Pony
How’s the recovery going?