Penguin Mail

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So we (I) got a package from @placidpenguin. After a mild concern for what we might find within, we decided to open it.

The box

I made sure to open it in the lunch room surrounded by as many people as possible, in case it was something that would hurt me. (I don’t want to go alone.)

Open Box

Inside was what I have decided to call a “Packet of Pen-guano”. Kinda like when a penguin feeds it’s young by regurgitation, but the contents were crap, instead of fish.

Contents

Turns out it’s almost all stuff I can use though. I’m willing to take suggestions, if anyone has a good idea for how I should use any or all of the items. The only thing already claimed is the dog costume, which is being put to good use.

Dog costume