(PARODY) Oregon Scientific Desktop Emergency NOAA Radio

MehParodyBot thought this was worth mentioning said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:10am ET

^{(PARODY 풍자)}

Parody Specs

Chaff!
Noise!
IS baby-arm compatible
Crufty
풍자
Fun!

This is today's Product parody(풍자)(^party??) thread....!!! HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star!)

Condition: UsedNewRefurb-ish
Warranty: 1 minute after payment clears
Estimated Delivery: Good Question... ...a while.
Shipping: $5 (NO! NO VMP!)

What's in the Box?

1x Bath
1x First
1x Purple thing
1x Georgia Red thing
∞ Meh/do not want
1x Invisible Pagination
1x I stayed up for this??!?!?!
No Product Guide
HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star asshat!)

Now... ...who's first!?

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unixrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:10am ET:

amifirst?

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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:56pm ET
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phatmass said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:12am ET:

bath

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hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:13am ET:

deleted due to no parody in the title.

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- @hallmike sorry, I meant "elevated to ephemeral status"
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:15am ET
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- @hallmike replied to myself so I starred myself. I be no asshat.
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:16am ET
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- @hallmike Glad to see that because asshattery is running rampant on that other product thread.
  
  exlaxrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:21am ET
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- @hallmike none of us here are.
  
  2many2no said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:30am ET
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- @2many2no tactic: delayed asshattery
  
  unixrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 7:14am ET
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exlaxrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:15am ET:

IS baby arm compatible!

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- @exlaxrab KIP!
  
  unixrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 7:38am ET
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phatmass said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:16am ET:

You fool! No PARODY in the title!? Do you want to get us all killed!!!???

On another note, does this thing have pagination?

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- @phatmass ForumControlBot fixed it so we can live
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:19am ET
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- @hallmike Isn't it ironic that the very thing that the MehParodyBot despises the most came to it's aid?
  
  phatmass said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:21am ET
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- @phatmass Yes, it is very iconic indeed.
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:24am ET
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TerriblyHuang said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:17am ET:

Welcome to Weather Radio.

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- @TerriblyHuang Ya can hear the guitar rainin' tears.
  
  2many2no said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:24am ET
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hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:20am ET:

I could go for a slice of crufty bread.

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- @hallmike don't be giving meh any ideas about past sale date bread sales.
  
  RedOak said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:03am ET
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2many2no said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:26am ET:

Does this come in Purple or Georgia Red?

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- @2many2no Yes. It even comes in Georgia Purple.
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:27am ET
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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:57pm ET
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heartny said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:32am ET:

I am glad to see it is baby arm compatible, but is it Mac compatible too?

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- @heartny oh hell
  
  unixrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 7:03am ET
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- @unixrab @heartny iOS? Android? Windows 8? Does it require Java or Flash? Bluetooth? Wifi? 3G, 4G, LTE?
  
  exlaxrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:56am ET
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SSteve said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:33am ET:

I love this thread. Everyone gets a star just 'cause.

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- Even me.
  
  SSteve said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:34am ET
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- @SSteve Two for you!
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:36am ET
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- @SSteve I expected this response from...(wait)... @communist (get it?)
  
  unixrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 7:41am ET
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- @SSteve I didn't want to star your comment but posted a reply anyway so I could star your comment.
  
  RedOak said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:05am ET
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hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:35am ET:

Wait a minute. ..ANOTHER Oregon Scientific product. After seeing the Meep I dont trust this thing.

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kc5rbq said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:37am ET:

I love purple, Barney. :)

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- @kc5rbq @snapster spanked @barney and that was that
  
  unixrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 7:41am ET
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- @unixrab @snapster also spanked the "Bathers" but they're still around.
  
  RedOak said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:07am ET
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- @kc5rbq Aww, I love purple.
  
  Barney said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:58pm ET
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hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:48am ET:

This was an actual store display in Hickville near where I live. I guess it only tells the weather at college sporting events.

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- @hallmike This is dangerously close to a useful/insightful/funny comment, parody moderator will not stand for such things.
  
  dave said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 9:45am ET
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- @dave I'm sleeping with the MehParodyBot so I get special privileges.
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:56am ET
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The_Baron said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 8:10am ET:

This radio is dildos.

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jsh139 said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 9:13am ET:

Can someone explain to me what this is all about? Is it because we're not allowed to post gibberish in the main product thread, so we create a parody thread every day?

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- @jsh139 ...and you get a star.
  
  miko1 said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 9:17am ET
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- @jsh139 Yes, because that's how adults handle not getting their way.
  
  PurplePawprints said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 9:26am ET
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- @jsh139 That's not it at all. We're just huge fans of Weird Al.
  
  phatmass said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 9:53am ET
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- @jsh139 It's actually the parity thread, it just got spelled wrong.
  
  SSteve said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:23am ET
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- @SSteve odd or even?
  
  jsh139 said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:47am ET
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- @PurplePawprints Who you callin' an adult??
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:47am ET
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- @PurplePawprints +1000
  
  2many2no said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 3:22pm ET
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Smitty2525 said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 10:23am ET:

Who

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PocketBrain said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 11:39am ET:

I went thru and starred everybody. Now everybody star me! Wheee!

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- @PocketBrain I make ALL the stars on the parody threads gold. Blank stars are not allowed here, among friends.
  
  phatmass said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 12:46pm ET
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- @PocketBrain I starred you. I totally starred you! Ha!
  
  exlaxrab said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 4:51pm ET
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billymayfield said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 1:06pm ET:

Meh.

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Teripie said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 2:01pm ET:

I just now decided to buy one of these things. Order number:
tough-catastrophic-story
Trying to tell me something?

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- @Teripie There is a very slim but random chance you will find valuable information on this thread.
  
  2many2no said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 3:22pm ET
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- @Teripie ack. I hope that's not foreboding.
  
  hallmike said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 4:37pm ET
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- @Teripie planning a tornado party soon?
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 8:18pm ET
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dashcloud said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 6:55pm ET:

$5 shipping? What the hell is that? No one pays for shipping now- only suckers do!
Surely there aren't any suckers here?

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- @dashbutt
  
  JonT said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:46am ET
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- @dashcloud My VMP is paid up through March 22. Neener! Neener!
  
  Teripie said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 1:00pm ET
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- @dashcloud oh... you pay for it... by getting ..uh.."suckered" into vmp bait...REPEATEDLY!!!!!!
  
  unixrab said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:43am ET
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- @JonT @dashbutt == @dashcloud ??
  
  unixrab said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:44am ET
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- @unixrab Yes- because @JonT has the Cloud-to-Butt plugin installed.
  
  dashcloud said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 8:25am ET
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- @dashcloud
  
  unixrab said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 2:47pm ET
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phatmass said Thu, Feb 12th 2015 at 11:28pm ET:

Attention Meh people in charge of buying things: You did a great job with this one! Timing is right where you want that sellout to be. Awesome job!!! Keep up the great work!!!

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JasonKim said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 1:17pm ET:

Parody is usually written as 패러디, which is just parody written in the Korean alphabets. 풍자 is a Chinese characters based word that is often considered old fashioned.

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- @JasonKim How do I know you are an authority on this matter? 패러디 is a romanization (Romanji) to the effect of: paeleodi (swapping the "R" for the "L" as is custom) pae-re-di(parody)... "풍자" can mean sarcasm, satire or parody... are you saying that bot should use the phonetic romanji vs the idea/noun ? please exprain
  
  MehParodyBot said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:39am ET
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- @JasonKim
  
  JasonKim said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 2:41pm ET
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- @MehParodyBot
  
  JasonKim said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 2:43pm ET
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- @JasonKim @jont @shawn - can we got some Korean support for these two?
  
  unixrab said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 3:07pm ET
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- @unixrab you need to ask for the right people @nathank @ethanp and a couple more but I forget who they are...
  
  Kidsandliz said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 8:21pm ET
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- @JasonKim whats going on. 패러디가 뭐가 어쨋다는거야? ㅋㅋㅋ
  
  EthanP said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 11:29pm ET
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- @EthanP This is what happens when you use google instead of trusted @nathanK
  
  nathanK said Mon, Feb 16th 2015 at 3:02pm ET
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