Ok, what'd I miss?

Thumperchick posted a pic said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:05pm ET

I've been a bit... distracted for a few weeks. I'm sure you all understand.

I figured I'd take her afternoon nap as a good time to catch up - but you all are some chatty people - so I give up. Anyone care to give me a breakdown of what happened while I was in my sleep deprived new baby fugue state?

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MEHcus said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:13pm ET:

@shawn did a whole bunch of awesome stuff to the profile pages.
@lotsofgoats was a total cop out on this whole scapegoat thing.
@studerc complained some more.
We sold a bunch of Chromebooks.
Some meh staffers tried their hands at the medical profession.
@heartny discovered that it was really cold in some places.
More fuku's showed up, spoiler alert, people got stuff.
@sohmageek wants to toilet paper us with guacamole or something like that.

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- @MEHcus toilet paper with guacamole. Is that where we spear guac on tp... Or you hope it's guac... Nah just have people send you guac in the mail! :)
  
  sohmageek said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:26pm ET
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- @MEHcus thats not nice. Jackass.
  
  studerc said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:26pm ET
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- @MEHcus Those Chromebooks are pretty nice, though.
  
  2many2no said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:23pm ET
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- @studerc
  
  MEHcus said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 9:32am ET
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- @MEHcus
  
  studerc said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 10:02am ET
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hallmike said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:17pm ET:

...and it was cold.

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carl669 said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:17pm ET:

@jaremelz and @mfladd posted gifs.
the 'fuck' count went up from 2430 to 2440
@unixrab finally bought into VMP

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- @carl669 I don't believe that last one.
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:26pm ET
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- @Thumperchick fine. can't say i didn't not try.
  
  carl669 said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:30pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:51pm ET
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- @Thumperchick
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:53pm ET
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- @unixrab
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:07pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mfladd said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:10pm ET
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- @carl669 FUCK - Your data is now expired.
  
  MrsPavlov said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:12pm ET
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- @MrsPavlov The fucking data is never correct.
  
  sohmageek said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:18pm ET
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- @mfladd I know it's all in your mind, but that is **ing hilarious!
  
  2many2no said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:20pm ET
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- @2many2no The great thing is don't think this counts against my profanity proficiency score - which is already bad, or good - depending on how you look at it :)
  
  mfladd said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 7:33pm ET
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- @mfladd - Guess this was inevitable when Sesame Street moved to HBO.
  
  Good to give the kids a head start, I guess.
  
  kdemo said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 8:12pm ET
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- @KDemo I here ya, once it went to HBO it started getting risque. My kids will turn and look at me and say, Daddy????? I then turn the channel to Teen Titans. Thankfully it didn't go to Cinemax.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 9:14pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  I was wrong.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 10:17pm ET
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- @carl669 He did buy 5 things though... so he COULD have bought VMP 5 times but instead wasted his money on one shot deal shipping
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 11:52pm ET
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narfcake said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:18pm ET:

Let's see ... folks still complain about stuff, the substitute goats have been behaving pretty well so far, @carl669 continues to tell others off in the nicest way possible, @jaremelz and @mfladd continue with their "friendly" banter, and @barney loves purple.

Oh, and I bought more catshirts.

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- I love purple and miss @Thumperchick. OMG, I miss @unixrab, too.
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:06pm ET
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- @narfcake "friendly"? Give me half a chance and I would stuff that Joker's body into a drain pipe.
  
  mfladd said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:07pm ET
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- @Barney
  
  unixrab said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:26pm ET
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- @unixrab I love purple and you, too.
  
  Barney said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:34pm ET
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carl669 said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:22pm ET:

let us consult the mehcronomicon.

"damn girl! do i look like i got a rewind button? so say we all."

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- @carl669 Well no... the rest of you all are answering me... Perhaps you spilled something on the blessed mehcronomicon.
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 5:27pm ET
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- @Thumperchick Rumor has it that @carl669 will be carving in stone, or something equally fake archaic looking, the book of mehcronomicon once he is done writing it. Maybe someone should send him a roll of toilet paper and a sharpie and he can inscript it on that instead? Might be more fitting.
  
  Kidsandliz said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 11:57pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz maybe @MEHcus can help me and use his dremel skillz.
  
  carl669 said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 9:37am ET
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unixrab said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:21pm ET:

Congrats @thumperchick

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- @unixrab Thanks!
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 7:27pm ET
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2many2no said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 6:28pm ET:

@Thumperchick @Humper Nice picture of a cute baby.
Nothing else significant has happened.
Get some sleep while you can.

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Smitty2525 said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 7:01pm ET:

Nice pic of the umperling. You didn't miss anything, just a bunch of bluetooth speakers that didn't make it and the normal nattering.

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kdemo said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 8:21pm ET:

She's so sweet! Please keep the pics coming.

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kdemo said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 8:50pm ET:

Want us to put it on pause for you? No problem.

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mfladd said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 9:19pm ET:

@Thumperchick, @Humper She is adorable. Good luck. They are simply amazing and grow up really quickly, so enjoy every moment.

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pooflady said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 10:10pm ET:

Meh sent me a valentine with candy hearts. I sent Meh cookies.

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- @pooflady and they were delicious!
  
  hollboll said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 2:57pm ET
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Lotsofgoats said Mon, Feb 15th 2016 at 11:53pm ET:

don't believe the hype, I've been FABULOUS

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- hallmike said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 5:45pm ET
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sligett said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 4:15am ET:

Some people have been behaving badly. Some people have been loving purple. All people have been missing @Thumperchick and send you their love.

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Pony said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 4:41am ET:

Awww! What a precious little girl! <3

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jimmyd103 said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 1:13pm ET:

@thumperchick Beautiful baby girl!

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medz said Tue, Feb 16th 2016 at 8:12pm ET:

Cute kid. How'd that happen? ;) Only teasing.

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