Oh, but you meant actually.
11I don’t know who packed my IRK, but they hate humanity and me, clearly.
I expected tat. Some trash at worst. Maybe something cool. I got some ladies’ apparel… I’m a lady! Nice!
I was not prepared for this box to unleash glitter hell upon me. I have no light in my living room, so I did not see the pool of glitter at the bottom of my box. I unwrapped a mystery item, and got some Christmas plaque. Only then did I notice the cheap paint and glitter spilling everywhere because nobody had bothered to wrap this abomination.
Glitter on my floor. Glitter on the items surrounding the package. I had to skip my dinner break to clean and I will be paranoid about my animals existing for the next week. I don’t even want to think about touching my bag of items that got shoved in a closet.
So fear not, fellow dwellers. My quick internet speed will not be competition next time the lots come around.
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First they sucker you in with the IRK, then reel in the catch when you end up having to buy a robot vacuum to clean up the mess!
KuoH
@kuoh YES. This
We cannot “Tsk, Tsk” without pictures.
Uhhh …
@chadp, @dave, etc
Note: Don’t do this (see topic intro post).
Maybe it’s the meh version of this -
It’s known as “craft herpes” for a reason.
There was but a single fleck of glitter when it was packaged. The stuff multiplies when it’s unattended.
Sympathies. We got a box with four ice-cream mason jars and two jars worth of shattered glass and splinters leaking out of the inner and outer box. And a blue IRK bag, which was cool once we got the splinters out of it.