Now that we've used "Dreck The Halls", what should we call next year's Christmastime fuko?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:00am ET

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chuckf1 said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:03am ET:

Grandma got run over by a Fuko.

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ashmoney said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:04am ET:

how about a “Hanukkah Mehnorah”?

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  That’s how I’ve been labeling mine since 2014.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:39am ET
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BillLehecka said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:10am ET:

I Saw Mommy Grifting Santa Claus.

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lichme said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:11am ET:

O Holy Shit

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BillLehecka said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:12am ET:

Oy, to the World.

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BillLehecka said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:13am ET:

It Came Upon a Midnight Crap.

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bullrocky said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:19am ET:

fuko bells

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Seeds said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:24am ET:

It’s not really related, but I thought of it so…

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JanaS said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:30am ET:

@snapster Can you guys use the word crap? Wasn’t it part of the non-compete? Bag too?

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miraclewhispers said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 12:34am ET:

What a mediocre list of ideas…

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lenea9011 said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 1:39am ET:

Meh King Mehsasless

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- @lenea9011 Sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to buy. Make sure you’re posting in today’s deal topic.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 1:39am ET
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  What kind of ice cream? Flavor, not company.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 1:40am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Ben & Jerry… yes… I saw that you said flavor.
  
  warpedrotors said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 7:24am ET
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sanspoint said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 7:58am ET:

Simply Selling a Horrible Bag of Crap

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mitzoe said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 8:11am ET:

Meh Favorite Things
(though I’ve never really understood why it’s considered a Christmas song)

…or…

Jingle Bell Schlock

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chienfou said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 10:27am ET:

Santa MehMe.

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dannybeans said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 3:17pm ET:

O Little Town of Meh-thlehem.

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Crappy Christmas (Wow is Over)

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WINTERMUTE said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 4:57pm ET:

Have Yourself a Shitty Little Christmas.

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AttyVette said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 5:45pm ET:

We wish you a "meh"rry Christmas

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Starblind said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 9:04pm ET:

Like The Woot Bag of Crap Except Theirs Actually Contains Genuinely Crappy Things Whereas Our is More Ironically/Metaphorically Crappy

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cj0e said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 9:40pm ET:

Away in a Warehouse

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seraphmonkey said Fri, Dec 2nd 2016 at 10:56pm ET:

Do you smell what I smell?

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