@ABitterWoman I've noted Irk's bitterness and suggested that he needs a hug. Maybe you can help him out with that. I'm against bestiality (I know, bold move on my part), but not categorically opposed to interspecies relationships. Live and let live, I say.
Definitely not alone. It's funny you posted this, I sat up later than normal last night catching up on videos I had missed and I totally was thinking the same thing.
POSSIBLY okay to share this online as long as no one can connect your username to your real-life ID. Otherwise best discussed confidentially with a trusted therapist.
@ceagee I listened to the WHOLE THING, and was the second person to post in the accompanying thread. As it turned out, the coupon code actually wasn't set up correctly and no one was able to use it, so they went back to who posted in the thread first and offered them a free product. So, as a result, I was the first loser. :)
Don't blame you at all…
awwww he's winking at me! swoon
@JonT
@medz
@JonT
At least you don't have a crush on Irk. I bet that would bother him more than it should
@capguncowboy I have a crush on Irk. He seems a little bitter, like me.
@ABitterWoman I've noted Irk's bitterness and suggested that he needs a hug. Maybe you can help him out with that. I'm against bestiality (I know, bold move on my part), but not categorically opposed to interspecies relationships. Live and let live, I say.
He sings, he likes animals, he looks great in a hat, totally crushworthy
@Kleineleh He likes dead animals. I think that qualification should be made.
@ceagee Yeah... I chose to ignore that detail. Which I guess says more about me than it does @matthew
I wear a cowboy hat and play harmonica. I wanna sit in with him sometime.
Definitely not alone. It's funny you posted this, I sat up later than normal last night catching up on videos I had missed and I totally was thinking the same thing.
POSSIBLY okay to share this online as long as no one can connect your username to your real-life ID. Otherwise best discussed confidentially with a trusted therapist.
If you see his blue eyes up his nose it will cure you of this.
I wish I could take credit, but @medz is the artist here.
I guess you missed THIS POST
@ceagee Is there a tiny Matthew inside Matthew, where there should be a pit? I'm not sure I'm okay with the ramifications here.
@saramwrap You're over thinking it. He has booger eyes. That is all.
@saramwrap BTW I totally screwed up and posted the wrong link under THIS POST above. The picture originated in https://meh.com/forum/topics/totally-not-rigged-games-of-chance-10#54206818b283a0cc067292bd where his blue eyes were under discussion .
@ceagee Are all blue eyes booger eyes? WHAT ARE BROWN EYES? I'm still not okay with the ramifications.
Yeah... Charter member of the @matthew fan club here.
I avocadobutt on a semi-regular basis as a result.
Welcome to the group, @chellemonkey!
@curtise is avocadobutt a verb?
@curtise @belowi I've never heard that term before either. I'm glad I'm not alone. On the other hand, it might be better NOT to know.
@belowi @ceagee @chellemonkey See https://mediocre.com/forum/topics/mediocre-audio-for-mediocre-videos#53c4a25ead4345640972be4d
You're welcome. Heh heh heh...
@curtise @belowi @ceagee @cutise Now with embed:
@JonT I took me months to get that out of my head last time. I don't know why I clicked it this time.
@JonT I didn't think it would ever end. How did I miss this on Woot? or did I just block it from my memory ?
@ceagee I listened to the WHOLE THING, and was the second person to post in the accompanying thread. As it turned out, the coupon code actually wasn't set up correctly and no one was able to use it, so they went back to who posted in the thread first and offered them a free product. So, as a result, I was the first loser. :)
@curtise So you've got that going for you !
@JonT For some reason I listened to the whole damn thing. It was horrid. Does your mother know you do these things?
@joelmw @JonT is not to blame... @matthew is the genius behind it, as well as the crooner in front of it.
But you can blame @thumperchick.
Because, goat.
He's hot. That is all.
New experiment: Calendar Men of Meh.
@hart
@hart
@JonT I'd be fine with a sloth calendar?
If I was a woman or a gay man it would be a really close battle of sex appeal between @matthew and Travis Fimmel from Vikings...
...alas, I am neither, so to me, they both look like normal guys and I am not attracted to either one.
@phatmass Aw, you have so many other options to choose from besides gay and a woman. Here's an educational pie to help you out.
@phatmass that's normal looking ?
@phatmass don't need to be romantically into dudes to admit when one is attractive. I have a few full on man crushes... Cap'n...
@JonT So true! I actually keep a picture of my full on man crush in my wallet. Is that weird?
@bluedyn Pie charts are awful, and this is a great example why.
@JerseyFrank The Kinsey scale comes I'm many forms. I chose the pie for fun - and to keep us all from calling each other 1s and 2s.
@phatmass That is a pretty smoldering look I'm giving.
@bluedyn @JerseyFrank The only pie chart I can get behind:
...yet