There are lots of great options available these days but I don’t even slightly understand the logistics of how regular briefs can possibly work for anyone.
@rtjhnstn The reason I never could was the SSSS [sweaty sticky sack situation] just drove me [pardon me] nutso…
Plus, maybe another [intrusive, but culturally interesting] survey could be:
“What kind of underpants did your dad wear, and did you end up wearing the same or something else?”
My answer would be N.O.Y.B.
@lisagd@rtjhnstn I just bought all new briefs and my old ones are also now cleaning rags, but we don’t have any kidlets to be tortured or emotionally scarred by them.
For playing sports and anything else active, Adidas Performance Mesh boxer briefs are significantly better than anything else I’ve tried. For sitting around doing nothing, any other type of “performance” boxer brief without a fly is fine.
I just stay away from cotton; even the good/expensive ones with some sort of elastic blend lose their shape and bunch way more than poly-based ones.
@brennyn I am far more likely to have them smashed while I’m freeballing/wearing boxers, whether that’s sitting on them or getting caught while I’m crossing my legs.
Good athletic-focused boxer briefs fit pretty snugly and have a dedicated crotch gusset, so they keep the boys more forward/up overall. One of the reasons they’re my preferred option.
1985 Schwarzenegger movie.
Depends, how good is the boxer? How well-written are the briefs?
@awk
/giphy I see what you did there
@stinks Oops, did I forget to cover my webcam?
And as stated in the other fake pole regimental?
I like how I look in boxer briefs, so those.
There are lots of great options available these days but I don’t even slightly understand the logistics of how regular briefs can possibly work for anyone.
@brennyn Does that include sport briefs?
@brennyn Then briefs are not for you.
@werehatrack I’m hung like a sprig of parsley and I still don’t get where anything goes.
/showme a boxer holding legal briefs
@awk Gloves to hide the finger deformities. Nice touch.
/showme a boxer holding legal briefs, with panties on his head
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@mediocrebot Prude! Stable Diffusion didn’t have an issue with this prompt. Be more like Stable Diffusion.
@awk @mediocrebot well clearly with those hands he has been boxing without gloves.
How about panties neath my boxers/briefs/boxer-briefs?
DON’T JUDGE ME.
BTW, to cover all the options in the poll, shouldn’t you also list “Depends”? Don’t be ageist!
Also, “commando” for Joey?
How about brief boxers?
I am too old to answer that question.
@hchavers Mega-Dittoes!!
/giphy too old to tell
The reason I started wearing boxers is now a moot point. Now I just find them comfortable
@rtjhnstn The reason I never could was the SSSS [sweaty sticky sack situation] just drove me [pardon me] nutso…
Plus, maybe another [intrusive, but culturally interesting] survey could be:
“What kind of underpants did your dad wear, and did you end up wearing the same or something else?”
My answer would be N.O.Y.B.
@PhysAssist @rtjhnstn My mom used to recycle my dad’s boxers as dustrags. And they wonder why I’m in therapy.
@lisagd @rtjhnstn I just bought all new briefs and my old ones are also now cleaning rags, but we don’t have any kidlets to be tortured or emotionally scarred by them.
Saxx (or one of the equivalents). Any male that says differently is either wrong or uniformed.
@smyle uniformed??? or uninformed
@llangley Dangit. I hate typos. I blame it on lack of coffee.
@llangley @smyle Insufficient caffeination is my excuse for everything that goes wrong
Has anyone tried the Shadow Boxers?
For playing sports and anything else active, Adidas Performance Mesh boxer briefs are significantly better than anything else I’ve tried. For sitting around doing nothing, any other type of “performance” boxer brief without a fly is fine.
I just stay away from cotton; even the good/expensive ones with some sort of elastic blend lose their shape and bunch way more than poly-based ones.
I have no idea why anyone would wear boxers.
@Kabn People wear boxers because not everyone enjoys having their balls smashed every time they sit down.
Not that there’s anything wrong with enjoying a good ball smashing, it’s just not everyone’s cup of tea.
@brennyn I am far more likely to have them smashed while I’m freeballing/wearing boxers, whether that’s sitting on them or getting caught while I’m crossing my legs.
Good athletic-focused boxer briefs fit pretty snugly and have a dedicated crotch gusset, so they keep the boys more forward/up overall. One of the reasons they’re my preferred option.
@brennyn @Kabn They’re more attractive, too, at least to this woman.
Kilt.
@blaineg
Where are the ones advertised with the golf ball holders?