No holidays this month?! (August 2020 goat nominations)

narfcake thought this was worth mentioning said

Ah, August. A month of warm hot weather and without a major holiday to show for it. I mean, shouldn’t National Underwear Day be a real holiday?

That also means @OnionSoup’s reign of goatdom is coming to a close and it’s time for another mehtizen to take the dubious serious honor of being the next goat of the month.

So nominate away!