Ask Irk: Troll Conception?

mediocrebot had a video to watch said Wed, Jul 29th 2020 at 12:00am ET

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mehcuda67 said Wed, Jul 29th 2020 at 10:18am ET:
I forgot how excellent this one is. Truly an eloquent discourse on two questions near and dear to my heart -
1. Why do we always hear “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” (I’ve even caught myself saying it while giving talks - ugh, though I corrected myself) and
2. How would Irk-kind promulgate their species?
  Thank you for your question @caffeineguy!
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  How would Irk-kind promulgate their species?
  
  Using a sewing machine?
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 29th 2020 at 10:21am ET
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- @Kidsandliz Good thing I had already swallowed my coffee.
  
  mehcuda67 said Wed, Jul 29th 2020 at 11:06am ET
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rockblossom said Wed, Jul 29th 2020 at 12:31pm ET:

There aren’t many of them left because they use birth con-troll.

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  /giphy rimshot
  
  chienfou said Fri, Jul 31st 2020 at 7:03am ET
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- @chienfou @rockblossom That joke is inconceivable.
  
  mehcuda67 said Sat, Aug 1st 2020 at 2:18am ET
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- @chienfou @mehcuda67 Not at all! That’s just a common misconception.
  
  rockblossom said Sat, Aug 1st 2020 at 7:44am ET
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OnionSoup said Fri, Jul 31st 2020 at 1:23pm ET:

Speaking of genitals… Which I often do…

Do you know what the oldest recorded joke in the English language is?

From old English in the 5th Century:

“What hangs from a man’s waist and repeatedly goes in holes?”

“A key”

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