Ninja Blender, Food Processor & Mixer (Refurbished) (PARODY)

MehParodyBot thought this was worth mentioning said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:02am ET

Ninja Blender, Food Processor & Mixer (Refurbished)
^{(PARODY 풍자)}

Parody Specs

Chaff!
Noise!
IS baby-arm compatible
Crufty
풍자
Fun!

This is today's Product parody(풍자)(^party??) thread....!!!

Condition: UsedNewRefurb-ish
Warranty: 1 minute after payment clears
Estimated Delivery: Good Question... ...a while.
Shipping: $5 (NO! NO VMP!)

What's in the Box?

1x Bath
1x First
ios/mac/everything compatible
1x Purple thing
1x Georgia Red thing
∞ Meh/do not want
1x Invisible Pagination
1x I stayed up for this??!?!?!
No Product Guide
HAND OUT STARS! (you reply to someone?, give them a star )

Now... ...who's first!?

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mikibell said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

First...

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- @mikibell YOU ARE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  MehParodyBot said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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- @MehParodyBot oh wth
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:04am ET
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- @mikibell Great job!
  
  billymayfield said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:05am ET
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- @mikibell you are fast!
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:05am ET
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- @mikibell Lost out to you by a couple of seconds! Next time!
  
  dashcloud said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:07am ET
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- @dashcloud @hallmike @unixrab you all need a woot alarm for bocs. If it weren't for the fact that the alarm went off on my husband's phone at 11:58 or so, I would have been sound asleep :)
  
  mikibell said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 8:42am ET
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- @billymayfield Thank you!
  
  mikibell said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 8:48am ET
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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:17pm ET
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dashcloud said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

First! VMP Rulez!

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hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:03am ET:

First!

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- @hallmike Third!!
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:11am ET
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- @hallmike lol
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:54am ET
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marklog said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:04am ET:

This blender is great. I have one and highly recommend it.

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- @marklog Sorry. Wrong thread. @MehParodyBot must delete with extreme prejudice.
  
  SSteve said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 1:06am ET
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- @SSteve Further, I have the vitamix which is much more powerful, and use this for my 'every day blending'. I give this blender an 8/10. I'll follow up with price links shortly.
  
  marklog said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 9:17am ET
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- @marklog But "will it blend?"
  
  Teripie said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:02am ET
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- @Teripie put a ninja into a blendtec ;-)
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:54am ET
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- @teripie ...uh.. hmm... I meant a Ninja blender - not an actual ninja - that would be...well... probably messy.
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 6:23pm ET
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hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:05am ET:

Can you believe someone thought we were adults?

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- @hallmike unbelieveable
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:05am ET
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- @hallmike My Dad's favorite line: "And to think I actually PAID to send you to college!" Yup, that's me. LaVikinga. Disappointing parents since 1961. (Damn! Am I THAT OLD??? Eeesh.)
  
  LaVikinga said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 6:04am ET
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2many2no said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:05am ET:

No baby arm, not even a slushy one.

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- @2many2no baby arm bleeds purple
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:06am ET
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- I love purple?
  
  Barney said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:18pm ET
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billymayfield said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:06am ET:

No Georgia red... For that alone, meh.

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- @billymayfield indeed!!!!!
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:08am ET
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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:18pm ET
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unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:07am ET:

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- @unixrab ut oh, is that a green effigy of me??
  
  mikibell said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 8:49am ET
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- @mikibell never! That's @JonT ! :-)
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:55am ET
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- I love purple.
  
  Barney said Sat, Feb 14th 2015 at 12:19pm ET
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The_Baron said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:08am ET:

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- @The_Baron The christmas tree kinda ruins the ninja vibe
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:10am ET
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- @The_Baron Ninja? Looks more like a Niqab on me, but at least I have fabulous eyes, so there's that in my favor.
  
  LaVikinga said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 6:06am ET
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- @The_Baron Burka Burka Muhammad Jihad!
  
  ThatsHeadly said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 9:58am ET
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- @Headly A burqa is a full face covering. It's a ninja mask guys, chill.
  
  The_Baron said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 10:25am ET
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- @The_Baron Hmmm... It was a joke BTW. Besides, pirates are way better.
  
  ThatsHeadly said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 10:56am ET
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- @Headly Damn straight!
  
  Teripie said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:04am ET
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- @Headly That is a Niqab.
  
  The_Baron said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:23pm ET
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2many2no said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:09am ET:

This scares the hell out of me.

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- @2many2no That is the stuff of nightmares
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:12am ET
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- @hallmike That's the anal attachment.
  
  The_Baron said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:16am ET
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- @The_Baron Too bad it's too late to ship for Valentines Day
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:19am ET
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- @hallmike Valentines Day Massacre
  
  Lotsofgoats said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 8:59am ET
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- @The_Baron .... you went there...
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:57am ET
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hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:10am ET:

...but does it blend?

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zippyus said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:11am ET:

I had this blender and by god, the spindle really is a rolling, rotating flesh slicer if it ever falls out of the blender. Which is like any time you remove the lid to pour out a smoothie.

I like my drinks without bleedouts, so I returned mine. YMMV

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- @zippyus I like just about everything without bleedouts.
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:14am ET
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- @zippyus This is why I give every used blender I buy a once-over with a UV light…
  
  brhfl said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 9:05am ET
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phatmass said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:21am ET:

bath

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- @phatmass Blood bath, sounds like. I prefer products that don't trigger discussions of bleedouts.
  
  SSteve said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 1:09am ET
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- @phatmass this would NOT be good in a bath
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 3:18pm ET
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hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:23am ET:

meh. do not want.

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- @hallmike excellent post!! :-)
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 3:56pm ET
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- @unixrab excellent reply!!!
  
  hallmike said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 4:21pm ET
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- @hallmike @unixrab
  
  mikibell said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 4:23pm ET
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phatmass said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:52am ET:

nutty-thrifty-elf

My order number reminds me of my favorite saying... The richest men in the world are the ones who's pleasures are the cheapest.

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- @phatmass order pix!!
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 11:57am ET
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- @phatmass ..Oh... I'll do it!~
  
  unixrab said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 5:38pm ET
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heartny said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 12:55am ET:

I bought one of these a few years ago from QVC when it was a TSV. I never used it and now I have no idea where it went. It's gotta be around here someone. Ninjas are stealth like that.

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darksaber99999 said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 9:05am ET:

First.

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- @darksaber99999 We're all First here.
  
  2many2no said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 9:07am ET
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Lotsofgoats said Fri, Feb 13th 2015 at 9:21am ET:

JUST ADD MORE BLADES TO THAT SHIT
-some guy in a blender conference room

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Ninja Blender, Food Processor & Mixer (Refurbished) (*PARODY*)

Parody Specs

What's in the Box?

Ninja Blender, Food Processor & Mixer (Refurbished) (PARODY)