Tired of the same old products around here? Seen enough travel mugs, knives, and Bluetooth headsets to last a lifetime? Want us to try something different? You asked for it.
I did all the work and polled everyone in this community and what people are really after is a bicycle light, coffee maker, food processor, and tasteful necklace with emeralds shipped before valentine’s day
@zahgrim Check just about any product offering that comes in multiple colors and you’ll see the same thing. A single image with the product colorized. It might not even be a photo. It could just be a 3D rendering like all the images in IKEA catalogs. It’s not the fine folks at Mediocre Labs doing this image trickery; that’s how the images come from the manufacturer.
@Kawa this is an odd gif to represent too many scarves. Is there even a scarf in the gif itself? Is this one of those abstract gifs I’ve heard no one ever talk about?
@elimanningface OK, I got that same gif along with one of that girl wearing just her arm across her chest. It’s a clip from Adult Swim of a parody called “Too Many Cooks”. You made me waste a half hour because it was bugging me. Just for that I removed the mostly naked girl gif and replaced it with puppies. Take that.
The product images for turquoise and black remind me of the awkward sample photos for every free beginner hat and scarf pattern that Lion Brand yarn gives out:
They’re always super bulky yarn, too, so that they knit up quickly.
I might buy the gray set for $12 if I hadn’t cancelled VMP, but for $17… meh. (Also, hats are a bit of a crapshoot if I can’t try them on in person, thanks to my enormous head!)
@currawong That’s exactly what it reminded me of. Knit on broomstick needles, with the 40% off Michaels coupon (or wait for the really good sale), you’d have enough left over to bribe the 10 year old in the beginner’s knitting class to knit one up in an hour.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Hat
1x Scarf
Pictures
Grey being worn
Blue being worn
Black being worn
Options
Grey laid flat
Blue laid flat
Black laid flat
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Hats
Off for on this desl -scarf it up mehers
Brr
Scarfing down to deals!
@yakkoTDI Love the incomplete comments made in desperation to get the first post.
Where is the super bowl fucko?
@Felton10 Just like the NFL…down the toilet bowl…
Leaves me cold
Have they paused this one yet? Am I going to have to wait until morning to get a shot?
Ooh la la
I happily accept my fate.
@Tin_Foil I’ve been bugging @snapster about the lack of catshirts here for a long time already.
/image catshirts woot
@narfcake
@Tin_Foil Yep…Must be careful what we ask for. But it’s working out for meh.
@CaptAmehrican Oh, dear… I think I need this, and I know several other people who do, too.
@CaptAmehrican @currawong I have this one from catshirtswoot already:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/ok-life-you-win
But I don’t have a catshirtsmeh yet.
I’m in central CA. Do not need. Unless it’s Bluetooth.
wait so is the black really gray? It looks gray to me and i’d really like it better if it’s gray…
Hahahaha.
No.
Can I link the hat and scarf by Blue Tooth?
It looks nice and cozy. Alas, I’m not a woman, nor am I a man that likes to crossdress as a cozy looking woman.
This reminds me that I got to get back to my knitting.
that’s the worst yarmulke i’ve ever seen.
I showed it to my wife and asked “Do you want a hat and scarf?” She just stared and slowly shook her head.
@SSteve Get her a pussy hat, Moran!
Y no pink, Meh?
@SSteve Funny, I said almost the exact same phrase to my wife, “do you want a scarf and hat?”
She thought I said “do you want a scarfing hat?” and imagined some sort of hat one wears to greedily eat pizza.
If I buy this, what will Nicole Miller wear?
Any idea what the fiber content is?
@HemlockTea Approximately 100 Mbps.
@HemlockTea excellent question
@HemlockTea - Fiber content must be top secret.
“Nicole Miller uses high-quality fibers that are unbelievably soft against your skin”
@HemlockTea My workplace’s gift shop sells a good deal of Nicole Miller, and sadly, it’s pretty much all synthetics - mostly polyester.
/giphy David Bowie is a genius?
OMGeeeee!!! Squeeeeee!!! I know which one I’m getting!!
None
Turns out this “Infinity Scarf” is actually finite. What a disappointment.
If this was a puffy pirate shirt, I would be all over it.
Can’t believe it. Amazon bought them again.
Is it against the TOS to create a second account so that I can click meh twice?
Meh has turned into a dating site? @ascii256 you can vote for me.
Recently on MorningSave for $25.
https://morningsave.com/deals/nicole-miller-scarf---hat-set
I prefer my hats and scarves not to have small pieces of metal sewn onto them.
/buy --qty 3 --style one of each
@Yoda_Daenerys Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
/buy --qty 3 --style gray --style black --style blue
@Yoda_Daenerys Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
/buy --style grey
/buy --style black
/buy --style blue
@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: colorful-responsible-lizard
/image colorful responsible lizard
@mediocrebot nope
@mediocrebot
/cancel becuz i want one of each
/buy --qty 1 --style grey --qty 1 --style black --qty 1 --style blue
@Yoda_Daenerys Sorry, this deal contains 3 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.
@mediocrebot i give up
/buy --style grey
@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: heavy-bowed-mamba
/image heavy bowed mamba
/buy --style blue
@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: frosty-disgusting-coach
/image frosty disgusting coach
@mediocrebot Man, someone is salty at Jose Mourinho.
//buy -style black
/buy --style black
@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: spotty-flammable-stork
/image spotty flammable stork
@mediocrebot not as satisfying as i had hoped
“Nicole Millers? We aren’t expecting any new shipments, in fact we have too many as it is”
I did all the work and polled everyone in this community and what people are really after is a bicycle light, coffee maker, food processor, and tasteful necklace with emeralds shipped before valentine’s day
Blue - color saturation = black? Looks like a bit of photo shop lasso work happening there…
@zahgrim Check just about any product offering that comes in multiple colors and you’ll see the same thing. A single image with the product colorized. It might not even be a photo. It could just be a 3D rendering like all the images in IKEA catalogs. It’s not the fine folks at Mediocre Labs doing this image trickery; that’s how the images come from the manufacturer.
If only it was by Nicole Mehler…
What is the material? Acrylic, wool, what is it?
So meh.
awkward-agreeable-nugget
Hi @galmaegi!
@sammydog01
/giphy hi
So what is it made of? Wool, acrylic, Nicole Miller? For folks allergic to certain fibers, this is kind of important to know.
@Bjaardker If it’s like any of the Nicole Miller I see at work, it’s all synthetics - possibly acrylic or polyester.
@Bjaardker Yeah, I thought that was a weird omission from the specs.
Had to ask my wife about this one. I’m liking the clothing deals, that meh shirt was awesome!
I already have too many scarves, and these hats aren’t my style. Sorry Meh.
/giphy too-many-scarves
@Kawa this is an odd gif to represent too many scarves. Is there even a scarf in the gif itself? Is this one of those abstract gifs I’ve heard no one ever talk about?
@elimanningface
/giphy too many scarves
@elimanningface OK, I got that same gif along with one of that girl wearing just her arm across her chest. It’s a clip from Adult Swim of a parody called “Too Many Cooks”. You made me waste a half hour because it was bugging me. Just for that I removed the mostly naked girl gif and replaced it with puppies. Take that.
@sammydog01 thank you. Was that too much to ask?
The product images for turquoise and black remind me of the awkward sample photos for every free beginner hat and scarf pattern that Lion Brand yarn gives out:
They’re always super bulky yarn, too, so that they knit up quickly.
I might buy the gray set for $12 if I hadn’t cancelled VMP, but for $17… meh. (Also, hats are a bit of a crapshoot if I can’t try them on in person, thanks to my enormous head!)
@currawong That’s exactly what it reminded me of. Knit on broomstick needles, with the 40% off Michaels coupon (or wait for the really good sale), you’d have enough left over to bribe the 10 year old in the beginner’s knitting class to knit one up in an hour.
@HemlockTea Oh yeah! SPEED STIX, BABY!
Daughters,next Christmas, mehbe