New word needed in English Language for meh.com

unixrab went on a bit of a rant said
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I'm daily anti-impressed at the offerings on this site.

This new word needs to be invented that can convey how nonplussedly-anti-impressed I am.

You might be quick to retort:

"Dear unixrab...the site is mediocre! cry 'meh¡' and sleep"

Ah...but! "mediocre" does NOT stay mediocre if it gets progressively more mediocre yet un-not bad. see? You can't have mediocre and more-mediocre without one transforming into either ok (former) or bad (later) once the more-er mediocre thing appears.

(Note: I'm not "not impressed" - because I am "be-amusedly -anti-impressed" at how bad the products have been...but in a not-non-negative-bizzaro "anti" way.)

To expound; "bemused" doesn't convey the simmering un-disdain (compounded daily) when each crappy shoddy useless, non-un-shocking, dis-un-interesting product is revealed.

Similarly - I'm not repulsed, else I'd stop visiting the site...

The new word(s) needs to express non-un-interest yet (like looking at a train-wreck or an automobile accident, but not for the gore) the "interest" is because it's so horribly bad that one thinks "it can't be any more mediocre (hence the word) tomorrow" - and yet... everyday so far...it HAS been worse. "

Underwhelmed" has become popular, but it doesn't fit either, because I am certainly OVER-whelmed but negatively. In one sense, I want it to stop ...to see a good product at a good price ... but in another sense, I wonder how long the ridiculously bad [useless?] product streak can go on? I'm looking for the "pro-antithesis" of impressed - not the opposite. I'm not shocked (it's not that big of a deal), "bemused" is too laid back - I'm genuinely [for-now] anti-impressed at the suckyness of the products.

Any suggestions?