New england people who wana prove they're tough
4I’m drunk and wana box. Anyone wana spar with 12+ oz gloves? I’m about 145 lbs and 5’7, but I don’t mind going a weight class higher if you don’t mind fighting someone who might be faster than you. I’ll provide smokes/drinks if you want. and the wife will provide snacks and any bandages we need.
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This means nothing if your wife disapproves of you boxing with a random mehmber while you’re drunk.
/giphy taunt
@PlacidPenguin In the interest of full disclosure, I’ve boxed with him and broken his nose a time or two myself. I’m a bruiser and he’s quick and scrappy. None of you are going to hit his pretty face. Just don’t aim for his junk and we’ll be all square, my friend. If you’re aiming below the belt, you’ll have me to deal with and I’m batshit insane.
All that aside, I’m a great hostess and I love making snacks for guests.
-Jen
@PlacidPenguin Off topic, but i am utterly fascinated by your giphy. I had never seen that before, so of course I had to go find the original video on youtube. I am happy to say that the flag was on #14.
/giphy football fail
@placeholder not to mention the fact his 'nads got nailed by the bouncing ball he spiked…
If we’re being fair, I won’t be as easy on a mehmber as I am on Jen. Since I’m sure anyone taking me up on this offer is sooo tough (rolls eyes) I’d be happy to livestream any fighting to the community. (endorsed by the Jen)
@PantHeist I’d watch.
@RiotDemon @PantHeist
I’ll bring the popcorn (since New England was specified as criteria).
@PlacidPenguin Honestly I don’t care where you live. I just live in southern maine so i figgured it was a good place to start. Since I’m in a winter rental, I have until mid may with a 5 bedroom 3 bathroom house to share with visitors.
@RiotDemon you are our shit. - Jen and Adam
ps: come over and watch chobits anytime.
@PantHeist
i’ll watch. i’d love to!
but the only person i know who boxes for fun …
used to play professional FB. successfully. so perhaps not quite up to your weight class.
also he’s not anywhere near NE.
but boxing is cool.
i learned to like it from Joyce Carol Oates of all people… (not personally - just read some of her stuff.)
@PantHeist too bad I’m in Florida.
@RiotDemon
I’m so sorry for that.
And not just because of the boxing
(PS. I’m not really sorry.)
/giphy fight fight fight