Note to carl - that is a scam email I got today explaining how they were selling something that could fix that “manhood problem” caused by the covid lockdown. Needless to say I didn’t click on the link and hit delete instead. But I did add to your fuck count twice now. There is that (grin).
fucking stop already.
this is getting out of hand.
will it never end??
@carl669
corona lockdown
manhood threat prevents fucking
says the scam email
Note to carl - that is a scam email I got today explaining how they were selling something that could fix that “manhood problem” caused by the covid lockdown. Needless to say I didn’t click on the link and hit delete instead. But I did add to your fuck count twice now. There is that (grin).
Can’t claim credit. Don’t know the original author but:
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refrigerator
@OnionSoup Last line should have been “fridge and batteries”. Right @shahnm?
@Kidsandliz @OnionSoup
Thank you, no I wont.
I think this is really dumb.
Seriously, though.
Sorry I missed it
Like a sad wilted flower
My day-old haiku
@mehcuda67
Although belated,
sometimes faded flowers glow
reflecting their youth
@Mediocrebot,
Have you fixed who is blamed yet?
Or do you still suck?
Haiku? That is dumb.
Why would you want to do that?
It does not make sense.
Batteries are cool.
Social isolation sucks.
Refrigerator.
@shahnm
Cool batteries last
A monument to the art
of preservation.
@duodec
Metizens sometimes
Take the thing I’m known for most,
And do it better.
W.T.F is this?
Haiku in a forum day?
It sounds very “made up”
Holiday today?
Post haiku in deal forums.
I don’t know 'bout that.
/giphy deal forum haiku
@eonfifty
/giphy giphy phail
@PocketBrain
Deal?
https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/deal
https://www.ahdictionary.com/word/search.html?q=deal
Here’s the fucking thing.
I don’t fucking care. I don’t!
(Having an “off day”.)
Summer Haiku task
Follow the pattern so well.
Or not… who’s checking.
what is a haiku?
I could never get the hang
of writing those things.
@docflash
Haiku is haiku
to read more into these things
but gilds the lily
@docflash @duodec
Sometimes a cigar
Is just a cigar it seems.
So spoke @duodec.
Sharks swimming deep down
Fish swim at the sight of them
So they don’t get munched