My wife now thinks I'd buy dog poop on Meh

wishlish thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 12:38pm ET

I've been a little...active... with purchases on Meh lately (Bubba, air filters, t-shirts). But I think the flat Bamboo pillows were the last straw for my wife.

"I can see it now. We've got dog poop tonight! Dog poop! Only $20! It's $45 on Amazon, and that's for the refurbs! Buy it now!"

I mean, she's not right. I have some taste... then again, I'm really hoping those watermelon travel mugs come back on sale. They rocked. Also, Meh, please don't sell dog poop.

(In fairness, my wife thinks the occasional dog toy sale is A-OK. Mugsy likes to destroy dog toys. You wouldn't think a Boston terrier could destroy stuff. Nope. Destructopop with jaws of death.)

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hallmike said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 1:04pm ET:

Sounds like you (and Mugsy) could be the Meh dog poop suppliers.

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carl669 said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 1:12pm ET:

let us consult the mehcronomicon.

"For every item, there is a sick fucker ready to buy it. So say we all."

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- @carl669 I believe you meant a 'sick fracker'
  
  fredboy said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 2:15pm ET
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- @fredboy nope. 'sick fucker'. the mehcronomicon does not hold back.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 2:18pm ET
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pitamuffin said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 1:18pm ET:

Oh, way to give them an idea! Just one more crazy experiment for them to try out.

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- @pitamuffin Of course. They could package it in a paper bag with a wick and a box of matches, so it is out-of-the-box ready to be placed on a porch, lit, doorbell pressed, and run.
  
  rockblossom said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 1:23pm ET
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- @rockblossom Or ripe enough it will give off methane and a match could be tossed in...
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 12:22am ET
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- @Kidsandliz @rockblossom @pitamuffin In a little ventilated cardboard carrying box, lying in a straw bed... Pet Poop. The easy to care for, all natural pet.
  
  duodec said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 1:48am ET
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- @pitamuffin Yeah, they could call it something like... a Bag of Crap! Ooh wait, no, let's not go there....
  
  placeholder said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 4:20am ET
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f00l said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 1:26pm ET:

The omens say "Go for it! N 4 3!"

Btw, shouldn't she get her own account and buy her own meh-remaindered dog poop? Why is this your job when she's perfectly capable on her own?

PS. All terriers, including the teeny ones, have Jaws Of Death. It's a terrier thing.

"All tennis balls are property of the terrier."

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sligett said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 1:44pm ET:

Are you sure you wouldn't buy dog poop? You have VMP. What a deal!

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sammydog01 said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 3:02pm ET:

Tonight's deal:

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- @sammydog01 sticky-sole-smell - Shipping weight, 3 pounds
  
  devtony said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 3:31pm ET
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- @sammydog01 In for three.
  
  Pavlov said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 4:15pm ET
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- @sammydog01
  Mebbe i should become a meh supplier? Anyone up for selection in .. uh .. color and scent?
  
  f00l said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 4:21pm ET
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- @sammydog01 Don't let your kids put that in a pool before a swim meet like my kids did.
  
  mellaine said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 8:20pm ET
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- @Mellaine Ha! Did the meet start on time?
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 8:46pm ET
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- @f00l If it's purple there's probably a contingent here who will buy it.
  
  jqubed said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 12:09am ET
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- @sammydog01 Yes, They closed the pool while the life guard had to go get the fake poop. Everyone did have to get out of the pool until the discovery.
  
  mellaine said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 12:14am ET
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- @jqubed
  If it were purple, i would be among the contingent who would buy it. Even if i were the original supplier to meh.
  
  Please somebody save me from myself.
  
  f00l said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 2:11am ET
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- @f00l
  
  I'd rather not. I'd love to see how this plays out.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 3:20am ET
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- @jqubed PM
  
  pooflady said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 9:40pm ET
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MrGlass said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 4:22pm ET:

Did you not get the bullshit Cards Against Humanity put on sale over a year ago?

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- @MrGlass
  You think someone needs pup-poop only once a year?
  
  Also, when meh makes the offer, you know it's special.
  
  f00l said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 4:25pm ET
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- @MrGlass I bought TWO boxes of bullshit. In hindsight, I should have made it three. Bullshit makes a great gift.
  
  melwin said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 8:02am ET
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transplant said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 5:31pm ET:

Dog poop will be in the next Fuku.....

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Kidsandliz said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 5:41pm ET:

If you want to surprise her I can provide cow poop.

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- @Kidsandliz mix it up a little. Surprises are neat!
  
  cation said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 12:29am ET
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grammycakes said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 6:41pm ET:

If I need a break, a smile or laugh, Meh is the place, I guess. Brings me back to eavesdropping on my 3 sons decades ago. Remember, PT Barnum said it first, "There's a SUCKER born every minute."

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RedOak said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 9:49pm ET:

I think the next FUKU needs to be dog shit.

That way all you asshole F5'rs would get what you deserve.

Leaving some future FUKU spoils for the rest of us less-eager Mehtizens.

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- @RedOak
  Just the Californians perhaps?
  
  f00l said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 9:52pm ET
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wishlish said Wed, Feb 24th 2016 at 10:11pm ET:

You all rock. My wife laughed so hard at this thread she had tears in her eyes. Always good.

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boc said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 12:05am ET:

Just remind your wife, when she comments on your taste, that you chose her. Oh, and Boston Terriers rule!

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jqubed said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 12:12am ET:

Normally Meh discourages us from requesting items, but for you they might make an exception.

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- @jqubed
  @wishlish
  For you, or for this "special item", they might make an exception! I bet they can sure source this locally.
  
  Hmmm, Super Tuesday! D. Trump and too-many-other-candidates-to-count invade DFW, possibly leave many messes behind!
  
  Dog-poop or Presidential-Candidate poop? Which will sell better? Multi-breed and multi-cultural choices! Drop-down selections! Is the race on?
  
  @snapster, are you lurking? Some good ideas here. Another Kickstarter?
  
  f00l said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 1:36pm ET
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PocketBrain said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 6:48am ET:

Not married. :-D

I'm sure the ex still talks about me, though. It was seldom good when we were together; I can only imagine she would make a sailor blush today.

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PocketBrain said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 6:55am ET:

We should start calling it Meh(th); it's hard to quit.

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- @PocketBrain oh, I get it. Like in, "This is the mehth time I've heard Irk do that mispronounce-the-username joke, but it's funny every time!"
  
  stinks said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 7:12am ET
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legendornothing said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 9:18pm ET:

Hey I'd totally buy dog poop on meh. Given that it was priced reasonably.

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somf69 said Thu, Feb 25th 2016 at 11:28pm ET:

there has been plenty of shit purchased here, it just hasn't been dog shit

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