My public apology to @hallmark

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Background information:

In the following thread ( https://meh.com/forum/topics/which-one-bothers-irk-the-most ) there was this exchange:

▪ @ jsh139 This drives me crazy. When we bought our house they [light switches] were all wrong. 4 hours and 20 switches later, I had them all fixed -- and all of them are right. If both are up or down, it's off. If they're different, it's on. Turning off all the lights is easy. Flip them all down and it's off.


 capguncowboy said Last Thursday at 3:28 PM 5 Reply
▪ @ capguncowboy I did that to my house too. My wife didn't understand why it was needed.


 hamjudo said Last Thursday at 8:43 PM 1 Reply
▪ @ hamjudo pffffft - wives. I understand completely.


 hallmike said Last Thursday at 9:16 PM 1 Reply
▪ @ hallmike pfffft husbands. Totally clueless.


 Kidsandliz said Last Friday at 12:41 AM 1 Reply

As part of the 3 way deal to get a 30 pin fuku speaker dock that worked for my daughter’s birthday present (my lightening one arrived DOA and so the two way trade with @cog80 was off and due to @hallmark's involvement was back on again only now as a 3 way) I promised @hallmark, as part of the trade, that I’d make a public rather than private apology for my comment to him of “pfffft husbands. Totally clueless”.

Attention Please! Apology to begin:

I am so sorry to denigrate husbands everywhere, and you in particular, by stating “pfffft husbands. Totally clueless” in response to your comment. Instead I should have known to say, “yes husbands have a hard cross to bear when a wife does not understand the important of all light switches being turned off in the same manner” (insert stifled laughter here – parenthetical side: oh wait I am supposed to be groveling – insert picture of me on both knees pleading for forgiveness– @jont please find an appropriate one for me and post it as I still don’t know how to do that despite reading the instructions in a long lost thread). In the future I will be sure to bow and give respect to you and all other husbands out there, acknowledging your superiority, as you understand the importance of things I clearly fail to comprehend. And I humbly apologize profusely, repeatedly, sincerely…. and would be eternally grateful to meh and beyond for your forgivemeh.

End of apology.

whew (wiping sweat off of brow)…