Let’s be honest, the only men who look better with mustaches are men who look better with a full on beard, or men who have cemented their mustache as part of their identity (looking at you, Tom Selleck) so now it’s just awkward to see them without it just do to the unfamiliarity of it.
Anyone in the Seattle area who watches King5 on occasion think that Steve Raible looked better with a moustache? All the stuff the last week about him retiring- he just looked better with one, IMO.
Mustaches: Go big or go home.
Short, thin pornstaches are just plain creepy.
Big, bushy mustaches, like those seen on old British and Indian army soldiers and officers, are magnificent.
I never grow a moustache, but occasionally I’ll grow a beard and when I’m done with the beard I’ll always shave off everything except for giving myself a goofy moustache… Just for the day and only with the sole purpose of traumatizing my wife who hates moustaches.
Let’s be honest, the only men who look better with mustaches are men who look better with a full on beard, or men who have cemented their mustache as part of their identity (looking at you, Tom Selleck) so now it’s just awkward to see them without it just do to the unfamiliarity of it.
@simplersimon
Or Ron Swanson
@simplersimon
Sam Elliot.
The Dude abides.
@PocketBrain @simplersimon Sam Eliot NEEDS the mustache. He has no upper lip to speak of.
He’s not bad looking without it, honestly, but I prefer that face with a mustache.
@lisaviolet @PocketBrain I’d still say better with a beard than just a stache, but thats really personal preference.
@lisaviolet @simplersimon
I have one of each.
Well, there is Tom Selleck
/giphy Tom Selleck,
and then there is
/giphy Steve Buscemi
@phendrick The deep and shallow end of the mustache gene pool…
How could you forget the wife’s influence (or control) in your poll?
@hchavers Does she have a mustache, also?
(mine does, shhhh…)
@hchavers @phendrick someone is sleeping on the couch
Anyone in the Seattle area who watches King5 on occasion think that Steve Raible looked better with a moustache? All the stuff the last week about him retiring- he just looked better with one, IMO.
The O.G.
Really, nobody went for the obvious?
/image Snidely Whiplash
@2many2no Boris Badenov
Dishonest John
@kerryzero should have something to say about this
Mustaches: Go big or go home.
Short, thin pornstaches are just plain creepy.
Big, bushy mustaches, like those seen on old British and Indian army soldiers and officers, are magnificent.
@sjk3
only as a beard accessory.
Salvador Dali
@PocketBrain
For Nairobi
I never grow a moustache, but occasionally I’ll grow a beard and when I’m done with the beard I’ll always shave off everything except for giving myself a goofy moustache… Just for the day and only with the sole purpose of traumatizing my wife who hates moustaches.
@OnionSoup my husband does the EXACT same thing. Thinks it’s hilarious. Which it isn’t
@moonhat that’s a shame… It is funny when I do it though…
/giphy my wife eyerolling
Not the giphy I was expecting but I’ll go along with it.
@OnionSoup as you should…
And, just for posterity, I’ll share this again, ICYMI (it’s in the backyard thread).
How else will you properly dust your cookies?
@macromeh
well THAT sounds perfectly pornographic!
@chienfou @macromeh
More than “Flavor Saver”?
RIP Big Bully Busick