@atannir yeah and the questioning burned the suspect up.. It was rather heated questioning after all. BTW, The chief detectives name was Roast..he "badge"red the suspect by his "Dripping" sarcasm.
I'm fairly certain I wouldn't take a non-pump espresso machine if you gave me $20 to do it. These things make the worst espresso ever. We got one as a gift some years back, used it about 3-4 times and sold it in a garage sale. I'm saving my pennies for a proper machine.
@deadheadphonist You are correct. Seen a "Staresso?" Look it up! The steam machines work best if you shut them off before the last blast of superheated steam extracts the worst of the coffee.
@S0m3f00l I would bet you could find a decent used grinder at coffeegeek.com - people there upgrade all the time to things i can't imagine paying for, and i have expensive stuff.
I made the ill-informed decision of purchasing this for a home machine (I have a pump espresso maker at home). After trying to get salvageable coffee out of this several times and only succeeding at making sludge, I gave up and this has been sitting in my garage ever since.
Specs
Condition: Refurbished
Warranty: 1 Year Sunbeam
Estimated Delivery: 10/14 - 10/16
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
1x Mr. Coffee Espresso machine
1x Glass decanter
1x Scoop
1x User manual
Pictures
Front view
Included
Side view
Retail box
Price Comparison
$47.97 (New) at Amazon
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Warranty
90 days
No beans about it..what a deal!
@AttyVette
The hell you say... a deal. Dont get me all steamed
@jml326 yeah you can "coffee" up the money for this meh sale ..if you want to
@AttyVette
I may be an americano. But i drink like a Brit.
@AttyVette it's a little bit LATTE for us to still be up taking funny games, would'nt you say? You all mocha me sick!
@AttyVette After seeing this deal, I'm perked up!
@AttyVette The Daily GRIND, another Meh deal, nothing to see here people move along.
@jml326 With your mouth?
@zahgrim I'll drink to that..Coffee that is..
@Stallion is the Daily Grind an EXPRESSO edition?
@zahgrim was the spout the tipping point for you tonight?
@AttyVette
@AttyVette
Turn your head and coffee.
@AttyVette
Very carafe-ty of them to offer this deal.
@AttyVette
When Paul Harvey heard about this deal, he said he wanted to know the roast of the story.
@AttyVette
I'm not shelling out $20 for a coffee pot that doesn't make good mess hall Joe.
(I'll let you civilians think about that one a little.)
Wonder if it comes in coffee color?Guess better latte than never..
@AttyVette
Or purple
Sabatoge!
@etheltheflog I can't stand it, I know you planned it.
The front page picture made me want to watch
Drip-free spout? Challenge accepted!
In the sequel, they get a suspect to crack after a few rounds of good cup, bad cup.
@atannir yeah and the questioning burned the suspect up.. It was rather heated questioning after all. BTW, The chief detectives name was Roast..he "badge"red the suspect by his "Dripping" sarcasm.
@AttyVette they looked steamed in the mug shot
@nadroj yes even the detective was mugged
Hey meh,do a toaster at this price point that toasts evenly. I dare you(I need a new toaster since my old toaster oven's timer died)
@Jamileigh17
I could also to a toaster oven. Just lost a knob on mine. Now 3 settings have to share 2 knobs.
@Jamileigh17 I could use a toaster oven as well.
The ad copy sounds like a show on ABC in the 1980s, following an all-new episode of "Wheels and the Leg Man".
How does this compare to the Capresso that has been up a few times before?
@Alowolononan it doesn't. Now, both are crap, but this is major crap.
Is there a good reason to buy this one if I already have (and like) the Capresso one they've offered at least twice before?
@kensey All steam machines produce about the same dreck.
I'm frothing at the mouth for this thing. Is it made in A-meh-rica?
I'm fairly certain I wouldn't take a non-pump espresso machine if you gave me $20 to do it. These things make the worst espresso ever. We got one as a gift some years back, used it about 3-4 times and sold it in a garage sale. I'm saving my pennies for a proper machine.
@deadheadphonist You are correct. Seen a "Staresso?" Look it up! The steam machines work best if you shut them off before the last blast of superheated steam extracts the worst of the coffee.
This is my new favorite writeup. I want more Mr Coffee adventures. Who are his loves? Does he ever take Keurig down? I want more!
@lumpthar I totally agree- fantastic writeup!
I hold these in great esteem.
Thanks a latte for all the coffee jokes. I will use them over breakfast.
HOW ABOUT A COFFEE GRINDER MEH? HOW CAN I MAKE ESPRESSO WITHOUT THE GRINDER JEEZ LOUISE APPLESAUCE!! I'm sorry for yelling.
@S0m3f00l I would bet you could find a decent used grinder at coffeegeek.com - people there upgrade all the time to things i can't imagine paying for, and i have expensive stuff.
@S0m3f00l I need an upgrade, come on meh buyers get us some cheap Capresso Infinity Conical Burr Grinders!!!!
I made the ill-informed decision of purchasing this for a home machine (I have a pump espresso maker at home). After trying to get salvageable coffee out of this several times and only succeeding at making sludge, I gave up and this has been sitting in my garage ever since.
Dear gods it really was terrible.