@sammydog01 yeah that male female choice - ugh. Most of the female oriented makeup and facial stuff is beyond gross. Of course if we ordered male instead we’d probably get jock straps or something.
My biggest wonder is if all the boxes are going to be different. The $35 ones were all the same last time. I was sad that I had looked at the reveal before my box showed.
@RiotDemon Careful what you wish for. The Morningsave power bank I ordered was bricked. They sent me another 20% coupon to use for the one I wasted, but tonight it said expired. I had to use the twentyoff code instead. I already emailed them about it.
@Nate311 I would love some more Hydro blades. I will never have to pay for blades for years - I’m stocked up. @sammydog01 Very surprised you didn’t go for the Big box!
These don’t required skill or even luck to buy. Set your expectations according. In for a $30 one. Supposed to be worth $120 morningsave prices, but those are set too high, anyway. Maybe get $50 worth of stuff I don’t need.
One $30 box for $24 for me as well… Went with the female box but wasn’t sure if that was the right option as so very few items sold on MS are particularly male-centric. Thinking I’ll get more crappy handbags and make-up kits, and fewer crappy murses and possibly fewer electronics – particularly those in macho black and silver or olive green vs. the ones in pastels or hot pink…
I did a “large” box last time. I was sufficiently pleased with the contents. I think I was the only one, but I was not disappointed. It wasn’t exactly a windfall, but I got more than my money’s worth. Plus the thrill of the mystery.
All the “female” ones were sold out for the $30 and $20 boxes, so now Morningsave has forced me to choose some sort of heteronormative “male” box…I wonder if they will finally get rid of all these awesome shower curtains from last year?
Thank you. I never bother with morning save but I went over and got 1 10 dollar female and one 30 dollar Male box. Figure it would be fun. Nothing they sell is too gender specific Male so I should be able to use it or give it away in the next meh exchange after @kidsandliz recovers.
@CaptAmehrican also my birthday is next month so this is my way of sending myself a surprise birthday present. Maybe i will get a palm cooler or something really nice .
Figured I would try the $20 one. I hope they are not all the same, and there is a chance of something awesome as well as absolute trash. I won’t check the forums before opening.
@ruouttaurmind No, the one I bought was $18+. I have no idea what I did, First thought maybe it was crap like, then it asked me to pick a color. By then I was too deep into it to turn around. So I just jumped off the cliff.
@mfladd I guess I should have added the disclaimer “don’t click unless you really want to know and spoil the mystery”. Sry.
That does appear to be it. I cancelled because I already have two really good (REDACTED FOR ANYONE ELSE SAVORING THE MYSTERY) and had no use for this one. Plus, checking C3, the pricing has been below the Woot point several times.
Now the forty bucks I just spent on a refurbished something… time to unravel that mystery while I can still cancel. I’m guessing it’s one of the hundreds of refurbished phones blowing through Woot at any given moment.
Yup, they make a strong case for Kindle of some kind. I’ll go ahead and stand by my order, and hope it’s not an old Paperwhite. If it is, I’ll take my lumps and dump it off on eBay for whatever loss I have to take, and call that “stupid tax” for letting @mfladd goad me into making poor choices.
Yeah, find some schmuck to buy your old Kindle. That kinda hurts…
Noooo! It’s not like that. I just didn’t have any use for it! If you are unhappy with it, I would be quite pleased to give you back your money. NP. I do not want you feeling like I dumped my junk on you.
@mfladd somehow they got me to purchase the 3:00 mystery item…really hoping it is not a kindle…really don’t like them, prefer real books! OMG I sound old lol!
Did anyone notice the price on the first one >$200. WTF
@ruouttaurmind I was just making a joke, a very bad joke. I was quite happy with it. I did, however, give it to a friend of mine, after I bought my Oasis. She is thrilled with your Kindle and I never see her without it.
Thank you for selling it to me and not that mean ol’ @sammydog01.
@Barney@mfladd@ruouttaurmind I saw the last one and ordered it- sounded like a Paperwhite. Then I remembered I wasn’t going to buy another used one. Fortunately they let me cancel. My bet is a 2013 Paperwhite- if you’re lucky 2015. Don’t hold your breath for a Voyage. I have a bunch of older Kindles around and they usually will give you 25% off a new one with a trade-in. Next time they’re $100 I’m doing it.
@Barney My mother asked me and my brother to do Ancestry testing. Turns out I’m not from the same part of the world as the rest of the family. But, oh wait, I got a note that they changed their algorythms. Now I’m right in between my parents. Hmmmm. I think they cheat.
@Barney@sammydog01 I’ve been very intrigued by the testing ever since it was commercialized. I would be curious to see the origin of my ancestry, but I foresee a couple pitfalls.
First, we (Earth) has been a global village for long enough I’m not sure I have much confidence in the conclusions drawn from these commercial DNA labs. I do not believe there has been sufficient archaeological specimen analysis to make a strong, reliable reference base.
Second… as @sammydog01 mentioned, the way the results are interpreted seem to be as much an art as a science.
@ruouttaurmind@sammydog01 My uncle did some genealogical research of my dad’s side of the family and I have recently found out some more about Mom’s side of the family (It took me quite a while to get over the fact that I’m 1/4 Texan. At least that won’t show up in my testing).
I do have quite a bit of Comanche (not Cherokee) in me, so I’ll see if my testing shows that to be true. But I’m not planning on making any presidential bids at this time. Maybe later – after the test results.
@mfladd@ruouttaurmind@tinamarie1974 They said they mispriiced the last item. People started getting them and were pissed. Also they made it returnable.
I went to Customer Service and plead my case that an additional $7 off really wasn’t enough to make this 7 year old Paperwhite an OMG deal. (In case you are wondering I did this in a very nice way. Yeah, I know I’ve been crabby lately, sorry.)
They gave me a $10 coupon in addition to the $7 off.
@Barney But you’re keeping it? As someone pointed out they’re giving 25% off a brand spanking new kindle with a trade-in plus a few bucks of credit. That takes the new waterproof one down to a reasonable price when it’s on sale. Hello, bathtub!
@sammydog01 Yeah, I’m keeping it. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with it yet. Reading in the bathtub? Maybe, but I don’t feel like hassling with the trade-in stuff right now.
@Barney A 2012 Paperwhite? Even after a $7 discount that’s the same price they’re selling them for even now. How is that a OMG deal? That’s just a hair away from outright fraud! When will I learn to skip the Woot mystery ANYTHING? EVERY mystery whatever I’ve ever ordered has been a scam. SMH.
@ruouttaurmind Nope, not a good deal at all. But because of all of the bellyaching, Woot is accepting returns on their dime. (Just contact them for a label.)
@sammydog01 After the $7 refund it was a dollar under the price woot was concurrently selling the scratch and dent ones. Essentially the same price, better condition, but no compensation for it being a mystery purchase. IF a person knew what they were buying then it might be considered a “deal” at the same price as scratch and dent models. As an OMG blind purchase that is advertised as something “mad expensive made really cheap” it is a fail even at the new price.
@medz@sammydog01 This morning I was talking to a friend about this OMG mess, and she said that she would buy the Kindle from me for the $33 price and cover my tax, too. She liked the idea that it was a refurb and not scratch and dent. (I’ve never claimed that all my friends are sane.)
So with my $10 coupon, I’m coming out ahead. However, I’m not going to buy another OMG deal again. Yep, I’ve learned my lesson.
@medz You didn’t contact Customer service and nicely tell them that you didn’t think the $7 was enough of a discount for an OMG deal? That’s how I got my coupon.
@Barney After reading these complaints, it dawned on me that woot cs never got back to me about my own complaint with the Cards Against Humanity debacle. The last email I got from them was that they were sending it to a ‘specialist’ and I’d hear back within two business days. That was on January 3rd. I just emailed them again. I’m hoping enough people here have realized at this point you should never, ever buy the mystery items on woot.
@Barney@cinoclav Boy am I ever. I believe the official response for the CAH packs was “Sorry for the confusion, but this was the intended outcome.” They admitted the item wasn’t the best choice, but didn’t budge on the price it was sold for. Tough luck.
I’m pretty sure $33 is below the scratch and dent price by a bit and these are refurbs.
Every S&D item I’ve ordered from Woot turned out to be either a refurb, or in the same condition as the refurbs I received. Either way… 90 day Woot warranty, so there’s no advantage to one over the other.
I keep trying to get beyond all the crap Woot has pulled in the past and all that accomplished is giving them more opportunities to pull crap.
Worse still, their solutions are never consistent. @Barney got $7 refund and a $10 coupon. It’s entirely possible @cinoclav gets nothing and maybe not even the option to RFR.
Of course I’m still pissed over the School Crate debacle, and that’s been five years ago.
@Barney@cinoclav@ruouttaurmind The refund or return is for everyone- it’s on their website. The scratch and dent kindles I bought were labeled Amazon Unacceptable- too crappy for Amazon to sell and deserving of the label. They are not comparable to refurbs.
OMG items have been modest discounts over Woot prices. If that doesn’t appeal to you don’t buy them. I’m not sure why anyone would.
@medz@cinoclav@ruouttaurminds That Kindle is worth around $40 on Woot and $7 off is 17.5%. Did you really expect a $200 Oasis? Really? Stop being such big babies. There, I said it.
And why is the only baby emoji breastfeeding? Fuck you emoji people.
I’m off to make some tea and read a nice relaxing book on my shitty Amazon-unacceptable Kindle.
@sammydog01 I get 20% offers in my email from various companies all the time. I guess if you think 17.5% off a normal woot price is “really cheap”, then that’s great for you.
Edit: I’m not sure how much weight your opinion carries. You can’t even find the baby emojis.
This was my first (and last) OMG. I never paid any attention to them before. The only other “special” thing, that I have purchased, was a BoC LE. I kinda liked that, and thought that the OMG would be similar to that with the price markdown.
@sammydog01 Except the OMG items don’t allow a return. And it was not a modest discount, it was not only the same price that I could have bought it elsewhere for, but generally a total ripoff as I could have bought a combination expansion set that included it for a similar price. But this is why I made sure to buy a reasonably inexpensive OMG item for the first (and last) time. I can’t imagine being the suckers who paid $250 or whatever it was this week.
We’re very sorry for the delay and inconvenience! It is unfortunate things turned out this way.
I have passed this information on to one of my associates who specializes in this area, and you should be hearing back from them within two business days.
Thank you for your patience, and we will get back with you as soon as possible.
Best regards,
Abdul Woot.com
@sammydog01 The Crategate remedy was also on the website, confirmed by TT and other staffers. The first few who took advantage of the remedy were rewarded with the full benefits as was initially reported. Then Woot changed the offer (twice) and even stooped to ninja editing the item description a month after the sale was over, when dissatisfied buyers began gathering in the square with torches and pitchforks.
For all the fun they can be at times, Woot has also proved many times to be less than forthright in their sales.
@sammydog01 disclaimer: the following is just playful jabbing and all jokes. Not mad at you.
Oh, look at you with your herb-infused tea and college-educated offspring. Ain’t you just soooo fancy. Thank you for permission!
/giphy pinkies up
@Barney@mfladd@ruouttaurmind@sammydog01 I sent a nice email asking to return the item as I didn’t feel it was worthy if being OMG amazing. I received a quick positive reply w the same $10.00 coupon. Yea me!
@Barney Amazingly enough I finally got a reply today. It said they were told not to fully credit back OMG orders but they went ahead and did so for me. Shall wonders never cease?
@cinoclav Wow, you got lucky. Maybe you caught someone in a good mood? Or perhaps you have now used up all of your good shopping karma for the rest of the year.
I took a male $20 box. Because I love mysteries, and the solving of them.* I’m guessing this is just a way to move the horse caca that they couldn’t sell any other way, first on Meh and then on MorningSave. But there’s that optimistic part of me that’s like “Maybe… just maybe, they’ll think it’s hilarious to give me a new MacBook Air” or something. (I can’t disagree: it would be side-splittingly funny) I finally got a Woot bag of crap for the first time in my life last year and it was… excessively crappy. I mean, as advertised, right? The thing is, my wife had gotten one when we first moved in together and it was full of pretty useful stuff. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
/giphy elated-meaningful-buffalo
*(I will give 1000 Internet Points to anyone who knows what that references because it is obscure with a capital O)
Everytime this thread gets bumped I cautiously scroll because I’m afraid of spoiling my box. It’ll be here soon. Hopefully they are all different this time.
I just got my MorningSave a-a-a-after box,
It was waiting right outsi-i-i-i-de the door,
I didn’t think it would be here 'til tomo-o-o-o-rrow,
Now I’ll escape the darkness,
I’ve got more flashlights than a sto-o-o-ore!
A female Mission Radiantactive warm set (hat, gloves, scarf infused with magical pixie dust that makes it both dry and warm®) (same package and color as in aetris’ reveal pic) This is the set only 1 instead of 2… value of $5. Now would I have ever bought this? What is the value of actually wanted items… VAWI:$0
A Comfee’ Personal Blender (looks to be a magic bullet type mixer). This is the item but it only has one bottle (well it might have more than one I have not opened it). they are going for $19.99 on the zon but meh sold em for $14, so $14 of value if I had ever wanted to buy it VAWI:$0
A bulb head atomic lighter in electric blue with no random initials engraved (new). This is the item so $7 of value… for something I might buy… I mean it’s a plasma lighter… not sure I need one… I have a few of the grill type ones for lighting the grill… wouldn’t want to try that with this one… but still… $7 for something that it is possible I might have bought I guess. VAWI:$7
A Bogui wallet. I did sorta look at those when meh sold them… meh price $5-7 but you did have to buy multiples which is why I didn’t… this one doesn’t have the RFID blocking cards so $5 for something that I likely would have bought if I could have bought just one. VAWI:$12
A tzumi USB Wall Charger with a Nordstrom price sticker of $5… likely sold for a buck or two on meh/morning… I usually only use anker and mfg chargers but … I’ll give you this one meh… $1 VAWI:$13
Palmer cooler tumbler (20 oz) think yeti drink cup clone… no idea if I would have bought one… but I do like keeping beverages cool in the heat… so it is possible if they were priced really well… so $4 VAWI:$17
A dr cool cooling towel… I would pay around $3 for this… and I might buy one at $3… so VAWI:$20
and lastly… a smart stand silicon scoop style… this is the one… would I buy 3 of them to try them out? only if they were really really cheap… like 3 for $5 cheap. But would I buy one for $3… likely… so grand total of value of actually wanted items is:
$23
so not a bad deal I guess. Thanks meh-noring save.
Fuck.
The last mystery box I bought from MS was $35 and realistically valued around 50 I think. I was bummed.
Ughhhhhhh it’s only $10!
Ughhhhhhh with vmp it’s only $9.
/image hopeful budding elephant
/giphy hopeful budding elephant
I’m already filled with regret. Are we sure this isn’t an IRK?
Clearly I am glutton for punishment
/giphy rocking-thoughtful-bliss
@tinamarie1974 which one?
@mfladd i dropped $30 less my VMP discount.
Do I want a $30 mystery box?! I am such a sucker for this shit. Is it worth it? Anyone ever get anything good?
@mfladd I decided to split the difference and went with the $20 box ($18 w/ vmp).
/giphy smooth-trusting-architect
Hmm… exactly how I feel about this.
@Barney I had a 20% off coupon and went for $30 like a sucker!
good-innocent-cover
@mfladd
@Barney @mfladd one of us. One of us. One of us…lol
@Barney @mfladd i couldn’t find my 20% off coupon…phuf
@Barney @mfladd @tinamarie1974 isn’t it twentyoff?
@Barney @RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 Yes, that is the one I used.
@tinamarie1974 Go and cancel your order and re-order with the coupon code RiotDemon just gave you.
@Barney @mfladd @tinamarie1974 I wonder when that expires…
@RiotDemon @tinamarie1974 30 minutes? Won’t hurt to try.
@Barney oops, I meant the coupon. I didn’t see your comment when I posted.
@RiotDemon Oh.
@Barney @mfladd @RiotDemon thanks guys! Saved me an EXTRA $3.00!!!
/giphy noteworthy-affable-scarf
@tinamarie1974
These are scheduled to arrive while we’re away on spring break. I can’t order one.
@sammydog01 I know you are dying to order one. Send it to me, I’ll try to enjoy it.
@Barney I will make you regret that statement.
I can’t find anything on morningsave that I want, but for some reason I am still tempted to buy a $30 box.
@zachdecker I recently ordered some headphones but I have a feeling there would be overpriced facial cleansing products instead.
@sammydog01 yeah that male female choice - ugh. Most of the female oriented makeup and facial stuff is beyond gross. Of course if we ordered male instead we’d probably get jock straps or something.
/giphy tame-slim-kettle
I’m starting to accept the fact that I have a problem.
My biggest wonder is if all the boxes are going to be different. The $35 ones were all the same last time. I was sad that I had looked at the reveal before my box showed.
@RiotDemon What? That sucks the fun out of it
@mfladd yep. https://meh.com/forum/topics/has-any-bought-a-morningsave-mystery-box
@mfladd I regret reading that thread.
/giphy full of regret
Hopefully I’ll get a power bank or something else similarly useful. At least I didn’t buy the $30 box again.
@RiotDemon Careful what you wish for. The Morningsave power bank I ordered was bricked. They sent me another 20% coupon to use for the one I wasted, but tonight it said expired. I had to use the twentyoff code instead. I already emailed them about it.
Why not…
/giphy nostalgic-thin-moth
@jml326 You also must state the box level you ordered. Sorry, it’s mandatory.
@jml326 @mfladd
That’s because mfladd bought one of each
/
@mfladd
/giphy make it rain
I went for the ten buck one, cause why not. I’m hoping it’s not a razor handle and four refills
@Nate311 Me too. Shit.
@Nate311 @sammydog01
Hey @thumperchick
you can arrange it no?
@Nate311 I would love some more Hydro blades. I will never have to pay for blades for years - I’m stocked up.
@sammydog01 Very surprised you didn’t go for the Big box!
@mfladd I’m surprised I bought one at all. Shit.
/giphy kinetic-dashing-goat
Intriguingly, all the $30 “female-oriented” ones are sold out.
@aetris Already? Well damn, that was quick.
@aetris they seem to be back in stock now. Someone must have uncovered another pallet of gold facials.
I went balls deep and bought the 30 dollar box, but didn’t get my VMP discount…hmmmmmm
@somf69
Using that phrase for a “box” gets a star.
@somf69 Gotta use the coupon code VMP. Can you cancel and buy again?
@somf69 Things have changed. It’s no longer an automatic discount. Did you enter “VMP” in the coupon code? Cancel and try again, if you can.
Edit: Damn, I’m slow.
Much thanks to all that helped
@somf69 I just did the exact same thing. I’ve already apologized to the customer service bot.
I wish it would be a random assortment of the lovesac seats
@vinuash I want 2 more bases, but my wife says we don’t “need” them.
These don’t required skill or even luck to buy. Set your expectations according. In for a $30 one. Supposed to be worth $120 morningsave prices, but those are set too high, anyway. Maybe get $50 worth of stuff I don’t need.
Grabbed a $30 mystery box for $24.
/giphy adaptable-dazzling-lake
/giphy mystery box
One $30 box for $24 for me as well… Went with the female box but wasn’t sure if that was the right option as so very few items sold on MS are particularly male-centric. Thinking I’ll get more crappy handbags and make-up kits, and fewer crappy murses and possibly fewer electronics – particularly those in macho black and silver or olive green vs. the ones in pastels or hot pink…
/giphy triumphant-popular-root
I did a “large” box last time. I was sufficiently pleased with the contents. I think I was the only one, but I was not disappointed. It wasn’t exactly a windfall, but I got more than my money’s worth. Plus the thrill of the mystery.
Why not? I’ll try again for $27.
/image distinct-enigmatic-sculptor
Wow. That’s definitely one distinct sculptor.
All the “female” ones were sold out for the $30 and $20 boxes, so now Morningsave has forced me to choose some sort of heteronormative “male” box…I wonder if they will finally get rid of all these awesome shower curtains from last year?
WORKER BEES! HERCULES! TURKEY GREASE! AWESOME!
@bramby2 Thanks for reminding me- I just paid more than this for liners. Hope the kids don’t mind the view.
/giphy lucrative-nimble-team
If I buy one of these boxes, will the kit contained within cause me to experience instant regret?
@lljk - It’ll be MorningSave-After regret.
Thank you. I never bother with morning save but I went over and got 1 10 dollar female and one 30 dollar Male box. Figure it would be fun. Nothing they sell is too gender specific Male so I should be able to use it or give it away in the next meh exchange after @kidsandliz recovers.
@CaptAmehrican also my birthday is next month so this is my way of sending myself a surprise birthday present. Maybe i will get a palm cooler or something really nice .
Figured I would try the $20 one. I hope they are not all the same, and there is a chance of something awesome as well as absolute trash. I won’t check the forums before opening.
/giphy ambidextrous-better-lion
WORKER BEES! HERCULES! TURKEY GREASE! AWESOME!
And now I just bought some OMG thing off the wOOt App. What the hell is up with these OMG things? Something tells me it was a mistake.
@mfladd FORTY BUCKS?
@ruouttaurmind No, the one I bought was $18+. I have no idea what I did, First thought maybe it was crap like, then it asked me to pick a color. By then I was too deep into it to turn around. So I just jumped off the cliff.
(@mfladd I hate you).
/wootstalker https://sport.woot.com/offers/woot-omg-deal-7
Woot OMG Deal
Price: $18.99
Condition: New
@mfladd Fortunately gray and khaki are two of my favorite non-colours.
And yes, mom, if @mfladd jumped off a cliff, I guess I would do it too.
@ruouttaurmind Haha…why u hatz me?
@mfladd
@ruouttaurmind I took red/black.
Something tells me we are instantly going to regret this decision. Inflated list price is $28.99
Do you know how much thrift store stuff I could get for 20 bucks…damn.
@mfladd Everything else was sold out when I ordered so my decision was “gray and khaki, or let that @mfladd have all the fun”.
Of course now I am committed for the 3PM sale also. Just to cover the odds.
@mfladd Oh, ya, not really worth the price of admission, was it.
@ruouttaurmind Is that what it was?
YOU SPOILED IT!!!
Well, I can at least use that, I think. I would rather have your khaki/grey color though.
@ruouttaurmind Did you buy the 3:00pm deal? That is too rich for my blood after a mystery box.
@mfladd I guess I should have added the disclaimer “don’t click unless you really want to know and spoil the mystery”. Sry.
That does appear to be it. I cancelled because I already have two really good (REDACTED FOR ANYONE ELSE SAVORING THE MYSTERY) and had no use for this one. Plus, checking C3, the pricing has been below the Woot point several times.
Now the forty bucks I just spent on a refurbished something… time to unravel that mystery while I can still cancel. I’m guessing it’s one of the hundreds of refurbished phones blowing through Woot at any given moment.
@mfladd
Here’s a bit of wisdom that will serve you well: “It’s only money… I’ll make more.”
Yup, another forty bucks down the crapper.
On the plus side, since my pile of junk was modestly depleted after the Meh exchange, I’ve got more fodder for the mix.
@ruouttaurmind I agree with a great number of Wooters, the last OMG Deal is a Kindle. Don’t know what kind.
@mfladd Survey says…
Hint from the Specs section:
If it turns out to be a crappy two-gen old Kindle Paperwhite, Imma be bummed. Forty bucks? They sell for less than than in a Woot-off.
OTOH, Voyage? Oasis? No, definitely not going to be an Oasis, but possibly a Voyage. At least worth the price then.
@Barney
Yup, they make a strong case for Kindle of some kind. I’ll go ahead and stand by my order, and hope it’s not an old Paperwhite. If it is, I’ll take my lumps and dump it off on eBay for whatever loss I have to take, and call that “stupid tax” for letting @mfladd goad me into making poor choices.
@ruouttaurmind Yeah, find some schmuck to buy your old Kindle. That kinda hurts…
Probably not a Voyage, because they have been having some good sales on new ones. One can dream though.
@Barney
Noooo! It’s not like that. I just didn’t have any use for it! If you are unhappy with it, I would be quite pleased to give you back your money. NP. I do not want you feeling like I dumped my junk on you.
@mfladd somehow they got me to purchase the 3:00 mystery item…really hoping it is not a kindle…really don’t like them, prefer real books! OMG I sound old lol!
Did anyone notice the price on the first one >$200. WTF
@ruouttaurmind I was just making a joke, a very bad joke. I was quite happy with it. I did, however, give it to a friend of mine, after I bought my Oasis. She is thrilled with your Kindle and I never see her without it.
Thank you for selling it to me and not that mean ol’ @sammydog01.
@tinamarie1974 Survey says… Nintendo Switch in the first sale. I would have bought for $200 after reading the clues in the discussions.
@ruouttaurmind @tinamarie1974 I guess I’m also going to be learning about my DNA. Yep, bought the second one. When am I going to learn?
@Barney Whew. I was very concerned that you weren’t pleased but didn’t say so.
Be careful talking smack about @sammydog01 or she may summon her bot army to bring the pain.
@ruouttaurmind Yeah, she is kinda scary.
@Barney @ruouttaurmind lots of good stuff and you might find relatives you didn’t know existed. Exciting awesome stuff!!
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@ruouttaurmind yeah that is advanced for me…I just bought a retro super nintendo…oh pac man and mario bros
@ruouttaurmind I didn’t even think about cancelling after you revealed it
At least I know to stay away from these things now.
@Barney @mfladd @ruouttaurmind I saw the last one and ordered it- sounded like a Paperwhite. Then I remembered I wasn’t going to buy another used one. Fortunately they let me cancel. My bet is a 2013 Paperwhite- if you’re lucky 2015. Don’t hold your breath for a Voyage. I have a bunch of older Kindles around and they usually will give you 25% off a new one with a trade-in. Next time they’re $100 I’m doing it.
@tinamarie1974 Well, I do have some American Indian blood. Wonder if I’m related to Elizabeth Warren?
@ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 Nah, I’m not holding my breath for anything good.
@Barney Yes, I happen to know you are 1/1024th related.
@Barney My mother asked me and my brother to do Ancestry testing. Turns out I’m not from the same part of the world as the rest of the family. But, oh wait, I got a note that they changed their algorythms. Now I’m right in between my parents. Hmmmm. I think they cheat.
@ruouttaurmind
Whew!!! That’s the best news I’ve had all day.
@sammydog01 Yeah, I’ve always wondered if these tests hold true.
@Barney @sammydog01 I’ve been very intrigued by the testing ever since it was commercialized. I would be curious to see the origin of my ancestry, but I foresee a couple pitfalls.
First, we (Earth) has been a global village for long enough I’m not sure I have much confidence in the conclusions drawn from these commercial DNA labs. I do not believe there has been sufficient archaeological specimen analysis to make a strong, reliable reference base.
Second… as @sammydog01 mentioned, the way the results are interpreted seem to be as much an art as a science.
All that said… it still might be fun.
@Barney @ruouttaurmind As long as you’re not a criminal. Or are related to a criminal.
@ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 My uncle did some genealogical research of my dad’s side of the family and I have recently found out some more about Mom’s side of the family (It took me quite a while to get over the fact that I’m 1/4 Texan. At least that won’t show up in my testing).
I do have quite a bit of Comanche (not Cherokee) in me, so I’ll see if my testing shows that to be true. But I’m not planning on making any presidential bids at this time. Maybe later – after the test results.
@Barney @ruouttaurmind The genealogy my cousin did says I’m an Iroquois princess. Ancestry begs to differ.
@ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 Since I’m going to be the one trying to shovel the snow from my drive, tomorrow, I’m pretty sure I’m not a princess.
/image Iroquois princess
@mfladd @ruouttaurmind did anyone else get a partial refund for their purchase? Amazon just sent me $7.00!
@mfladd @ruouttaurmind @tinamarie1974 They said they mispriiced the last item. People started getting them and were pissed. Also they made it returnable.
@mfladd @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 returnable is good. Do we have positive confirmation on what it is?
@mfladd @ruouttaurmind @tinamarie1974 Yes.
@mfladd @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 @tinamarie1974
I went to Customer Service and plead my case that an additional $7 off really wasn’t enough to make this 7 year old Paperwhite an OMG deal. (In case you are wondering I did this in a very nice way. Yeah, I know I’ve been crabby lately, sorry.)
They gave me a $10 coupon in addition to the $7 off.
Wouldn’t hurt to try this, you guys.
@Barney But you’re keeping it? As someone pointed out they’re giving 25% off a brand spanking new kindle with a trade-in plus a few bucks of credit. That takes the new waterproof one down to a reasonable price when it’s on sale. Hello, bathtub!
@sammydog01 Yeah, I’m keeping it. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with it yet. Reading in the bathtub? Maybe, but I don’t feel like hassling with the trade-in stuff right now.
@Barney A 2012 Paperwhite? Even after a $7 discount that’s the same price they’re selling them for even now. How is that a OMG deal? That’s just a hair away from outright fraud! When will I learn to skip the Woot mystery ANYTHING? EVERY mystery whatever I’ve ever ordered has been a scam. SMH.
Woot’s new mascot:
@ruouttaurmind Nope, not a good deal at all. But because of all of the bellyaching, Woot is accepting returns on their dime. (Just contact them for a label.)
@Barney @ruouttaurmind I’m pretty sure $33 is below the scratch and dent price by a bit and these are refurbs.
@sammydog01 After the $7 refund it was a dollar under the price woot was concurrently selling the scratch and dent ones. Essentially the same price, better condition, but no compensation for it being a mystery purchase. IF a person knew what they were buying then it might be considered a “deal” at the same price as scratch and dent models. As an OMG blind purchase that is advertised as something “mad expensive made really cheap” it is a fail even at the new price.
@medz @sammydog01 This morning I was talking to a friend about this OMG mess, and she said that she would buy the Kindle from me for the $33 price and cover my tax, too. She liked the idea that it was a refurb and not scratch and dent. (I’ve never claimed that all my friends are sane.)
So with my $10 coupon, I’m coming out ahead. However, I’m not going to buy another OMG deal again. Yep, I’ve learned my lesson.
@Barney wish I got a coupon…
@medz You didn’t contact Customer service and nicely tell them that you didn’t think the $7 was enough of a discount for an OMG deal? That’s how I got my coupon.
BUT you gotta be nice.
@medz I hate ninja edits even though I do them all the time.
@Barney After reading these complaints, it dawned on me that woot cs never got back to me about my own complaint with the Cards Against Humanity debacle. The last email I got from them was that they were sending it to a ‘specialist’ and I’d hear back within two business days. That was on January 3rd. I just emailed them again. I’m hoping enough people here have realized at this point you should never, ever buy the mystery items on woot.
@cinoclav You should ask @medz about this. He is still very pissed off about it.
@Barney @cinoclav Boy am I ever. I believe the official response for the CAH packs was “Sorry for the confusion, but this was the intended outcome.” They admitted the item wasn’t the best choice, but didn’t budge on the price it was sold for. Tough luck.
@sammydog01
Every S&D item I’ve ordered from Woot turned out to be either a refurb, or in the same condition as the refurbs I received. Either way… 90 day Woot warranty, so there’s no advantage to one over the other.
I keep trying to get beyond all the crap Woot has pulled in the past and all that accomplished is giving them more opportunities to pull crap.
Worse still, their solutions are never consistent. @Barney got $7 refund and a $10 coupon. It’s entirely possible @cinoclav gets nothing and maybe not even the option to RFR.
Of course I’m still pissed over the School Crate debacle, and that’s been five years ago.
@Barney @cinoclav @ruouttaurmind The refund or return is for everyone- it’s on their website. The scratch and dent kindles I bought were labeled Amazon Unacceptable- too crappy for Amazon to sell and deserving of the label. They are not comparable to refurbs.
OMG items have been modest discounts over Woot prices. If that doesn’t appeal to you don’t buy them. I’m not sure why anyone would.
@sammydog01
If only this were true.
@medz @cinoclav @ruouttaurminds That Kindle is worth around $40 on Woot and $7 off is 17.5%. Did you really expect a $200 Oasis? Really? Stop being such big babies. There, I said it.
And why is the only baby emoji breastfeeding? Fuck you emoji people.
I’m off to make some tea and read a nice relaxing book on my shitty Amazon-unacceptable Kindle.
@sammydog01 I get 20% offers in my email from various companies all the time. I guess if you think 17.5% off a normal woot price is “really cheap”, then that’s great for you.
Edit: I’m not sure how much weight your opinion carries. You can’t even find the baby emojis.
@medz @sammydog01 Um, hello, is it safe to say something?
This was my first (and last) OMG. I never paid any attention to them before. The only other “special” thing, that I have purchased, was a BoC LE. I kinda liked that, and thought that the OMG would be similar to that with the price markdown.
Wrong! Live and learn, I guess.
@Barney always. this is a safe place
@medz
(w/ a baby for @Sammydog01.)
@sammydog01 Except the OMG items don’t allow a return. And it was not a modest discount, it was not only the same price that I could have bought it elsewhere for, but generally a total ripoff as I could have bought a combination expansion set that included it for a similar price. But this is why I made sure to buy a reasonably inexpensive OMG item for the first (and last) time. I can’t imagine being the suckers who paid $250 or whatever it was this week.
@Barney @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 @medz Got this back today:
We’re very sorry for the delay and inconvenience! It is unfortunate things turned out this way.
I have passed this information on to one of my associates who specializes in this area, and you should be hearing back from them within two business days.
Thank you for your patience, and we will get back with you as soon as possible.
Best regards,
Abdul
Woot.com
I expect nothing more.
@cinoclav Let us know if they contact you back.
@Barney @medz I finished my mint tea and my daughter was just accepted at a good college (an hour ago) so resume bitching. I will not interfere.
@sammydog01 The Crategate remedy was also on the website, confirmed by TT and other staffers. The first few who took advantage of the remedy were rewarded with the full benefits as was initially reported. Then Woot changed the offer (twice) and even stooped to ninja editing the item description a month after the sale was over, when dissatisfied buyers began gathering in the square with torches and pitchforks.
For all the fun they can be at times, Woot has also proved many times to be less than forthright in their sales.
@sammydog01 Dragontrainer? Yaaaaaay!
@sammydog01 Excellent news about daughters school!
@ruouttaurmind Thank you and
@Barney I bet it was that fantasy football championship that put her over the top.
@sammydog01 Did she put that on the list of accomplishments that she sent to her college choices? (She should have.)
@sammydog01 disclaimer: the following is just playful jabbing and all jokes. Not mad at you.
Oh, look at you with your herb-infused tea and college-educated offspring. Ain’t you just soooo fancy. Thank you for permission!
/giphy pinkies up
@medz
@Barney @sammydog01 so far mine seem to be dead accurate. As new relatives join they get linked as the correct level relative.
@Barney @mfladd @ruouttaurmind @sammydog01 I sent a nice email asking to return the item as I didn’t feel it was worthy if being OMG amazing. I received a quick positive reply w the same $10.00 coupon. Yea me!
@Barney Amazingly enough I finally got a reply today. It said they were told not to fully credit back OMG orders but they went ahead and did so for me. Shall wonders never cease?
@cinoclav Wow, you got lucky. Maybe you caught someone in a good mood? Or perhaps you have now used up all of your good shopping karma for the rest of the year.
I took a male $20 box. Because I love mysteries, and the solving of them.* I’m guessing this is just a way to move the horse caca that they couldn’t sell any other way, first on Meh and then on MorningSave. But there’s that optimistic part of me that’s like “Maybe… just maybe, they’ll think it’s hilarious to give me a new MacBook Air” or something. (I can’t disagree: it would be side-splittingly funny) I finally got a Woot bag of crap for the first time in my life last year and it was… excessively crappy. I mean, as advertised, right? The thing is, my wife had gotten one when we first moved in together and it was full of pretty useful stuff. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
/giphy elated-meaningful-buffalo
*(I will give 1000 Internet Points to anyone who knows what that references because it is obscure with a capital O)
@indiebass I would guess it’s the Buffalo Bulls college basketball team doing some celebrating during last year’s NCAA basketball tournament.
@Barney Oh! I meant the asterisked phrase: “I love mysteries, and the solving of them”. It took me down quite the rabbit hole this afternoon! ^_^
@indiebass Well, darn, I thought I was answering one of the great mysteries of life. Maybe next time?
@indiebass I Love a Mystery OTR? Just a guess.
F it, I’ll go big for $27
/giphy classy-agile-jellyfish
I’m excited to hear what you all got, when you receive it. Both M and F boxes.
/giphy Do tell!
Everytime this thread gets bumped I cautiously scroll because I’m afraid of spoiling my box. It’ll be here soon. Hopefully they are all different this time.
Edit: I’ll have mine tomorrow!
Mine just arrived! Should I ruin it for everybody? (Female 5 item box)
@Trillian lets see it
@CaptAmehrican I’m working on a spoiler thread now, stay tuned!
@CaptAmehrican @Trillian Yes please spoil it. Especially since I didn’t buy anything.
/giphy bigger-surging-roadrunner
I just got my MorningSave a-a-a-after box,
It was waiting right outsi-i-i-i-de the door,
I didn’t think it would be here 'til tomo-o-o-o-rrow,
Now I’ll escape the darkness,
I’ve got more flashlights than a sto-o-o-ore!
to the tune of - well, you know
Here is what was in mine… the $20 male option:
A female Mission Radiantactive warm set (hat, gloves, scarf infused with magical pixie dust that makes it both dry and warm®) (same package and color as in aetris’ reveal pic) This is the set only 1 instead of 2… value of $5. Now would I have ever bought this? What is the value of actually wanted items… VAWI:$0
A Comfee’ Personal Blender (looks to be a magic bullet type mixer). This is the item but it only has one bottle (well it might have more than one I have not opened it). they are going for $19.99 on the zon but meh sold em for $14, so $14 of value if I had ever wanted to buy it VAWI:$0
A bulb head atomic lighter in electric blue with no random initials engraved (new). This is the item so $7 of value… for something I might buy… I mean it’s a plasma lighter… not sure I need one… I have a few of the grill type ones for lighting the grill… wouldn’t want to try that with this one… but still… $7 for something that it is possible I might have bought I guess. VAWI:$7
A Bogui wallet. I did sorta look at those when meh sold them… meh price $5-7 but you did have to buy multiples which is why I didn’t… this one doesn’t have the RFID blocking cards so $5 for something that I likely would have bought if I could have bought just one. VAWI:$12
A tzumi USB Wall Charger with a Nordstrom price sticker of $5… likely sold for a buck or two on meh/morning… I usually only use anker and mfg chargers but … I’ll give you this one meh… $1 VAWI:$13
Palmer cooler tumbler (20 oz) think yeti drink cup clone… no idea if I would have bought one… but I do like keeping beverages cool in the heat… so it is possible if they were priced really well… so $4 VAWI:$17
A dr cool cooling towel… I would pay around $3 for this… and I might buy one at $3… so VAWI:$20
and lastly… a smart stand silicon scoop style… this is the one… would I buy 3 of them to try them out? only if they were really really cheap… like 3 for $5 cheap. But would I buy one for $3… likely… so grand total of value of actually wanted items is:
$23
so not a bad deal I guess. Thanks meh-noring save.
also… WE DEMAND IRK PLUSHIES!!!