Mistress GoaT - June 18th
12Hello, hello, hello
I am very excited to tell you that today is National Kissing Day! The objective of this very special holiday is to appreciate and enjoy a kiss. 
There are all sorts of kisses, for all sorts of reasons. There’s the peck on the cheek, the full on the mouth kiss, and the French Kiss, oh la la!
So, go ahead and swap some spit today. Pucker up and give out a big, juicy kiss to anyone and everyone. MWAH! 💋💋💋
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We all know you wanted to kiss it while Dunn was holding it…so no surprise here!
@therealjrn I really, really did! Wonder what else I like to kiss??
OK, but are you going to come bail me out? (Or pay my medical bills when I get the crap kicked out of me…)
Here’s two very smoochable boys!
Umm, did I sleep waaay too long or are we looking at different holiday calendars?
@cinoclav Holy Crap! I can get $225,000 with no SSN required?
@cinoclav my calendar said National Kissing Day - today. International Kissing Day - July 6. You can blame the goat, but she will tell you her calendar is right.
@cinoclav after you said this, I googled too and found the 7/6 date is “International” with separately “National” on June 22 (nationaltoday.com). So with @tinamarie1974’s celebration, that is 3. Clearly this is a plot by lip balm companies to sell product by forcing us into multiple kissing days. Going to go find the husband and do my part.
@cinoclav @mollama I am personally ok with all three! And I think @cinoclav wants to be punished, challenging the goat.
@mollama @tinamarie1974 I see the one listed on June 22nd also.
All it took was challenging you?
@cinoclav @mollama @aeris there is more than one holiday per day. That said I double checked given all the upheaval on this post. Apparently I should not post these at 11:00 at night because my site shows it is TOMORROW.
Oh well. I will take any excuse to kiss. Guess I get to do it today AND tomorrow.
@cinoclav nah, just messing w ya!
@tinamarie1974 hopefully you know I was not trying to mess with you on if this is kissing day or not. I was totally up for celebrating fun stuff on multiple days and I really like your Mistress day posts.
@mollama you are all good. I just got a little concerned when multiple people came back questioning it. I am human so I should admit my mistakes
I will likely list one of today’s holidays tomorrow. Lol
@mollama @tinamarie1974 I kiss internationally as often as possible. Nationally, too. So…any holiday will do, IMO!
Big
for the Tina Belcher kissing clip, btw!
@mollama @UncleVinny
I love that clip and could not believe NO ONE said anything all day. Thank you.
@mollama @tinamarie1974 @UncleVinny That Tina Belcher gif freaked me out a little–she’s a little weird herself…but not as weird as her siblings!
@mollama @therealjrn @UncleVinny but her name is Tina and she was kissing everyone. See what I did there?!?!
@tinamarie1974 Tina Tina Tina!
/youtube Bob’s Burgers Sleater Kinney
@cinoclav @mollama @tinamarie1974 I miseed International Panic Day!!! OMG!!!
@allergycheryl @cinoclav @tinamarie1974 the horror!
/image it is my professional opinion that now is the time to panic
Edit: giphy got some rando RL show. I’m bummed it didn’t provide a giphy for the professional panic from Monsters, Inc. I reference this all the time, waving my arms.
@allergycheryl @mollama @tinamarie1974
@allergycheryl @cinoclav @mollama
/giphy giddy up cowboy
@cinoclav @mollama @tinamarie1974 NEVER forget your towel!
@allergycheryl @cinoclav @mollama
Hitchhikers Guide 
Ummm, I show this as National Splurge Day. But going with the kiss will save me some bucks!
@aetris That depends on who you’re kissing.
@cinoclav - I’m thinking outside the booth!
@aetris Two words: Stormy Daniels
@aetris @cinoclav It sure does, 5 words: Monica Lewinsky and Gennifer Flowers.
/not together though, ew.
@cinoclav @therealjrn - It’s important to remember that what happens in the booth doesn’t always STAY in the booth!
@aetris @cinoclav @therealjrn unless the booth is in Vegas!
@aetris @therealjrn It’s important to remember that what happens in Monica Lewinsky doesn’t always stay in Monica Lewinsky.
@tinamarie1974 - Unless you’re Prince Harry playing strip-pool!
@aetris @cinoclav @therealjrn …as her dry cleaner knows…