mehrry effin' ornaments! (aka - i'll show you mine if you show me yours)
19it’s always a pleasure to put up this one! sent by the wonderful @sillyheathen!
(even though it has to be on the back of the tree since the kid can read cursive - damn you school system!)
i showed you mine, now show me yours. ornaments, that is. get your mind out of the fucking gutter.
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also, the preview image looks like an ornament of the ornament.
Heart your fucking face orange coat goat!
I need to make you some make up ornaments! I just got a new CO2 and a portable diode so I have more materials at my disposal now! I just need to get the murder shed rebuilt.
@sillyheathen i feel ya. it’s such a hassle when i have no murder shed.
@carl669
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/giphy you really get me
@sillyheathen let’s face it. murder storage closet just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
@carl669 hahaha well now I know what sign I’m going to make today to test the new CO2!
@carl669 @sillyheathen So “today” was 6 days ago. Pics or it didn’t happen.
/giphy foot tapping
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@carl669 @sillyheathen First try no less. Hey @tinamarie1974 some boots for you.
@carl669 @Kidsandliz I was sick for four days and then made 75 ornaments for our school staff and. A few other things so I’m a little behind. I haven’t even tested either of my new lasers and I’ve had them for two weeks? I also haven’t slept in almost 48 hours so I’m all kinds of special! It’s going to happen this weekend though. As well as a few profane ornaments!![:joy:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png)
@carl669 @Kidsandliz @sillyheathen i saw wonder woman boots
I made this one with a blank one of my suppliers hooked me up with.
@toycardriver that’s awesome!
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
Do these count?
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@gogrrl of course they count! one could argue they count the mostest.
@eric1024 i love kermit!
(kidding, kidding)
The Ornament on the right is one I bought my sister 10 years ago. I just bought her the one on the left, totally forgetting about the other one.
@Fuzzalini gotta love unintentional follow-up ornaments.
@Fuzzalini Does she wear a lot of extra red lipstick?![:grin:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f601.png)
@Kyeh No, but she kinda looks like like a human Miss Piggy, so anything that looks like Miss Piggy, I buy it for her.
@Fuzzalini Haha - does she appreciate it?
Ikea has three ornaments - cat, mouse, bullfinch for sale right now that are pretty cute.
Also another list I am on has their cat tree with dog trunk (likely stole the photo from elsewhere based on who posted it).
@Kidsandliz nice!
These are a few of the ornaments I made over the last few days. I made 75 of those fucking sweaters!![:joy:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f602.png)
@sillyheathen you have FAR more patience than me!
@carl669
They were fucking double sided n’all! I’m so stoked to do the silly fun things now. You may receive a plethora of random somewhat inappropriate ornaments in the somewhat nearish future! Also murdercloset sign.
@sillyheathen I don’t I’m supposed to let people know which closet is the murder closet. makes things a lot more complicated
@carl669 nah. Just tell them it’s a joke to set people at ease. You can make light of the serious of things. They’ll never see it comin. Until they do and then shame on them!