mehrry effin' ornaments! (aka - i'll show you mine if you show me yours)

carl669 posted a pic said Wed, Dec 6th 2023 at 10:27am ET

it’s always a pleasure to put up this one! sent by the wonderful @sillyheathen!

(even though it has to be on the back of the tree since the kid can read cursive - damn you school system!)

i showed you mine, now show me yours. ornaments, that is. get your mind out of the fucking gutter.

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carl669 said Wed, Dec 6th 2023 at 10:31am ET:

also, the preview image looks like an ornament of the ornament.

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sillyheathen said Wed, Dec 6th 2023 at 12:48pm ET:

I need to make you some make up ornaments! I just got a new CO2 and a portable diode so I have more materials at my disposal now! I just need to get the murder shed rebuilt.

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- @sillyheathen i feel ya. it’s such a hassle when i have no murder shed.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Dec 7th 2023 at 9:03am ET
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  /giphy you really get me
  
  sillyheathen said Sat, Dec 9th 2023 at 12:04pm ET
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- @sillyheathen let’s face it. murder storage closet just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
  
  carl669 said Sat, Dec 9th 2023 at 12:31pm ET
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- @carl669 hahaha well now I know what sign I’m going to make today to test the new CO2!
  
  sillyheathen said Sat, Dec 9th 2023 at 12:50pm ET
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- @carl669 @sillyheathen So “today” was 6 days ago. Pics or it didn’t happen.
  
  /giphy foot tapping
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 8:50am ET
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- @carl669 @sillyheathen First try no less. Hey @tinamarie1974 some boots for you.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 8:50am ET
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- @carl669 @Kidsandliz I was sick for four days and then made 75 ornaments for our school staff and. A few other things so I’m a little behind. I haven’t even tested either of my new lasers and I’ve had them for two weeks? I also haven’t slept in almost 48 hours so I’m all kinds of special! It’s going to happen this weekend though. As well as a few profane ornaments!
  
  sillyheathen said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 9:43pm ET
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- @carl669 @Kidsandliz @sillyheathen i saw wonder woman boots
  
  tinamarie1974 said Sat, Dec 16th 2023 at 9:25am ET
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eric1024 said Sun, Dec 10th 2023 at 12:44am ET:

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- @eric1024 i love kermit!
  
  (kidding, kidding)
  
  carl669 said Thu, Dec 14th 2023 at 9:01am ET
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sillyheathen said Wed, Dec 6th 2023 at 12:34pm ET:

Heart your fucking face orange coat goat!

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toycardriver said Fri, Dec 8th 2023 at 11:33pm ET:

I made this one with a blank one of my suppliers hooked me up with.

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- @toycardriver that’s awesome!
  
  carl669 said Sat, Dec 9th 2023 at 12:07am ET
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- MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Sat, Dec 9th 2023 at 12:07am ET
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gogrrl said Sat, Dec 9th 2023 at 10:19pm ET:

Do these count?

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- @gogrrl of course they count! one could argue they count the mostest.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Dec 14th 2023 at 9:01am ET
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Fuzzalini said Sun, Dec 10th 2023 at 5:28pm ET:

The Ornament on the right is one I bought my sister 10 years ago. I just bought her the one on the left, totally forgetting about the other one.

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- @Fuzzalini gotta love unintentional follow-up ornaments.
  
  carl669 said Thu, Dec 14th 2023 at 9:02am ET
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- @Fuzzalini Does she wear a lot of extra red lipstick?
  
  Kyeh said Thu, Dec 14th 2023 at 10:34pm ET
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- @Kyeh No, but she kinda looks like like a human Miss Piggy, so anything that looks like Miss Piggy, I buy it for her.
  
  Fuzzalini said Thu, Dec 14th 2023 at 10:52pm ET
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- @Fuzzalini Haha - does she appreciate it?
  
  Kyeh said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 12:00am ET
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sillyheathen said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 9:54pm ET:

These are a few of the ornaments I made over the last few days. I made 75 of those fucking sweaters!

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- @sillyheathen you have FAR more patience than me!
  
  carl669 said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 10:50pm ET
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  They were fucking double sided n’all! I’m so stoked to do the silly fun things now. You may receive a plethora of random somewhat inappropriate ornaments in the somewhat nearish future! Also murdercloset sign.
  
  sillyheathen said Sat, Dec 16th 2023 at 2:37am ET
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- @sillyheathen I don’t I’m supposed to let people know which closet is the murder closet. makes things a lot more complicated
  
  carl669 said Sat, Dec 16th 2023 at 10:00am ET
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- @carl669 nah. Just tell them it’s a joke to set people at ease. You can make light of the serious of things. They’ll never see it comin. Until they do and then shame on them!
  
  sillyheathen said Mon, Dec 18th 2023 at 1:31pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 3:52pm ET:

Ikea has three ornaments - cat, mouse, bullfinch for sale right now that are pretty cute.

Also another list I am on has their cat tree with dog trunk (likely stole the photo from elsewhere based on who posted it).

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- @Kidsandliz nice!
  
  carl669 said Fri, Dec 15th 2023 at 10:49pm ET
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