Weak? Are you kidding me? These are the new super-mediocre with the two dot ellipsis. So mediocre, can’t decide whether to go full stop or three dot. Or, maybe, were in the middle of typing the ellipsis and thought, what’s the point? Whatever, totally mediocre! I mean, totally mediocre …

Or … maybe that’s a period with a copyright symbol. In which case … weak!

@MehnofLaMehncha It’s a new invention, the ellipsi.

@MehnofLaMehncha Same here, I was about to start out my thanksgiving by grumbling at all the “GOT IT!” posts

@MehnofLaMehncha I even checked IsUp.Me

@jake5snooze

I hate that site! I mean, it’s useful and all that … but I just hate for anyone to tell me “it’s just you” for any reason. Flashbacks to 7th grade, girl named Diane …

Pretty sure 99% of slow servers are cuz we gotta make every third comment an ironic gif

It’s not the gifs, though … it’s the irony.

@AttyVette 500 sold in 14 mins

@communist only the trip switch can save us now!!!

@thismyusername The tryptophan switch?

@atannir

Was hoping there was a tri-tip switch somewhere.

@MehnofLaMehncha Sounds like a porn plot: A three-way and “just the tip”.

@sohmageek

Wait a second! How can it be dapper and mediocre at the same time?!

Hey, @hollboll, would you please send @conandlibrarian a brown shirt and put it on my tab? Might be a good idea to check with him about the size, though his ordering history may make this obvious.

@baqui63 That is so nice of you, but cannot accept your very generous offer. Money is super tight right now, but I am so thankful for everything I do have.

Thank you though! This is such a great community.

@conandlibrarian You sure? No strings! (Seriously… you can check with other ppl… I’m not at all as creepy as I appear to be.)

@baqui63 I’ll pitch in.

@baqui63 put one on my tab for him too. I’d happily give one out

/giphy strong-flatulent-park

@darksaber99999 wurt?

@sammydog01 team salmon

Hate to get all nitpicky about a $10 tee, but I can’t wear these either. Thirty years of humping a ruck, can’t squeeze my shoulders into an XL, but XXL looks like I’m wearing a GP-medium, except too short. Im blaming millennials!!

@duodec I have a bunch of guys (relatives) that I’d buy a “tall” for.

@boygenius1991 buy all four and you will see the colors in the conformation screen.

@thismyusername

Yeah, how did they miss that one?

@MehnofLaMehncha They sold that last time. I’m wearing mine now. No obvious sales from driving in it yesterday though. Sorry guys.

@baqui63 Well, two out of three ain’t bad…

@smigit2002 The previous shirt offerings did.

(And no, I did NOT buy all of them!)

@smigit2002 Just buy one of each, clearly.

@adamselby I just checked her shirts, she usually wears small, so I guess I should buy medium. Hopefully she doesn’t hate cranberry…

@smigit2002 Years of vanity sizing means sizes differ from brand to brand.

Measure!

Here’s the more accurate sizing chart from shirt.woot; you’re looking at the AA sizing:
https://shirt.woot.com/sizingchart/tee/111

@narfcake I find AA shirts to be variable- so I bought two sizes to be safe. In two colors.

@smigit2002 Women’s Medium for AA should be fine if she wears a small usually. They run on the smaller side.

@narfcake Now I’m imagining holding a tape against her while she’s asleep… I feel like I’ll get punched. The shirt I looked at specifically in her closet was an REI shirt, and I compared REI’s sizing to AA’s, which seemed to line up REI small to AA medium.

I ordered a cranberry for her, if she wakes up and decides she wants a different size/color, and they’re not sold out, I guess she’ll just be getting two shirts! And of course two shirts for myself.

@smigit2002 the 8am time should help you.

@smigit2002

Did you end up buying one?

@PlacidPenguin I bought a pair for myself and one for her. When I woke up and asked her what color/size she wanted, her actual response was “meh.” So I don’t know if her interest has waned or what, but she’ll have to settle for a medium cranberry.

@alacrity Because too many margaritas.

@sligett there is no such thing as that. You might have it confused with Gin… Gin is evil.

@heartny Purple on purple would have been awesome.

@Barney Almost anything on purple would have been awesome. Except maybe black, which would have been hard to read.

@heartny Meh sold a shirt in purple a while back … only they called it “eggplant”. This is a chance to expand your collection of colorful Meh shirts.

@heartny that wouldn’t have stopped them. I still have their black-on-black VMP shirt.

@AmazingChicken

/giphy meager-proficient-frog

@fgcusabre Wrong. American Apparel shirts – made in the USA (Los Angeles). Workers are paid $15+ an hour – NOT $15 per day, not $15 per week in other countries.

@elpepe One of the dots is the period “meh.” …the other is the registered trademark.

@elpepe Just to tick you off.

@Collin1000 really? I zoomed all the way in and ENHANCED the image and it still looks like a dot, not an – how do you know it is?

Anyway bought three.

@elpepe ugh I just noticed how ugly that looks!
/image can’t unsee

Looks like the image is just a mock-up, so maybe the real shirt doesn’t have it so prominently. I have to check my other meh shirts.

Dear meh: please leave that junk off the shirts, and I promise to verbally notify everyone looking at it that “meh” and “meh.com” are registered trademarks of Mediocre corporation, ok??

@elpepe Just a hunch:

@skymeat You forgot speaker docks and blue tooth speakers…

@eeterrific I didn’t forget the docks, but I did get several speakers.

@JustKen Looks like this: https://meh.com/forum/topics/vegas-nhl-team-to-be-very-mediocre

@cinoclav Yep. Just like the one you posted except black on black.

@awk The shirt with the skeleton cutouts is actually quite cool.

@cinoclav I’m admiring the geometrically precise booty.

@RedOak Heavy carded open end cotton vs. lightweight combed ring spun.

@RedOak Hello, Old Fashioned.

@RedOak old fashioned. well, you did ask to be called that. (I’m with you)

@narfcake I don’t particularly care how our ground chuck gets to us either. But I know what I like and don’t like.

If there are any twigs left in my good quality non-American Apparel tshirts I can’t find them. And I’ve found no durability difference.

If anything, the AA tshirts start to look a bit droopy after a while, especially in the neck area… relegating them to jammy-wear.

Saran Wrap belongs on our leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and Aunt Dorothy Rolls.

@thismyusername thanks. Proudly so!

@ypwulby Not as bad as you would imagine…wait, was my safe search on?

@ypwulby Oh crap…DO NOT TURN SAFE SEARCH OFF

@atannir Well, at least this one isn’t Britney Spears, unless it is.

@atannir

Something is wrong with the map.

@atannir I love it when they play unadorned house at da club.

@brainmist
/giphy free virtual face slap

@jbartus Brown is kind of neutral. Think of it as chocolate and who can resist chocolate?

@heartny Or crap, and pretty much everybody can resist crap.

@mike808 Crap is hard to resist and even more difficult to wear.

@heartny it’s a warm palette color. Yes it’s probably the most neutral thereof but warm color palette nonetheless.

@michaelahess took care of that problem this morning. Go Pokes!

@medz especially since XL really equals L, at most.

@RedOak I know!

@sligett maybe find someone who won’t get so upset about a new shirt.

@elpepe @sligett Yeah really, @narfcake would never survive

@sligett perhaps if she were your wife, but girl friend? She’s trying to hard to be a wife. Behavior modification or trade her in.

@MarkDaSpark I wear 4X for most things IRL, but have always found the 3X AA shirts to fit well. They are also an inch longer than most other standard shirt blanks. The cotton is softer and stretchier, which makes it more forgiving. If you really want long/tall shirts in an extended range of sizes, look at Duluth Trading. Their cotton is a heavier weight, too, which makes them last longer. But you also pay dearly for the privilege … have to watch for sales and grab them then.

@cwolfpack3

The cotton is softer and stretchier

The word you’re searching for is droopier.

And vs. a good quality traditional cotton tshirt, I find them not to be more durable. Especially after they start to “droop” around the neck.

@OCBill3 exactly what I thought … requires a rather eclectic taste and a lack of care as to whether one’s clothing can be color coordinated.

@cwolfpack3 Hint- bluejeans and khakis go with everything.

@jimmyd103 fuck. That gif is gross.

@RiotDemon I quick gagged. Im not certain what exactly i am looking at there. I don’t want to look too closely either to find out.

@jimmyd103 it’s an engorged tick being injected with something. I’m guessing hydrogen peroxide because of your order number… But Wtf, why?? Just squash the damn thing. Gross.

@RiotDemon thanks for the explanation. I just puked.

@choosebreakfast then you should load up on them. Cover the next couple bday/Xmas events!

@Freelicks now that’s just adorable!

@Freelicks I otter buy a shirt, but I’m not gonna.

@kshannon1 wow giphy. What a choice. Murderous gif. ⊙.⊙

@sarxws 220, 221
/giphy 220 221

@jimmyd103 Whatever it takes.

@sarxws Retail for the blank is $18.
http://store.americanapparel.net/en/fine-jersey-crewneck-t-shirt_2001

Not included is the meh logo.

@narfcake the meh logo gets charged to the Promotional budget, so it offsets Cost of goods sold. And Volume.

@RedOak Volume: If I sell an item at a loss, then I can make it up by selling a lot of them!

@narfcake volume brings discounted raw materials.

But yes, we used to joke in our company when it would require pricing an option at below cost (to be competitive), "don’t worry, we’ll make it up in volume.

And when we had raised the price of a niche car model to the point where we should just plain discontinue it, "don’t worry, we just need to sell one car at $20 million and we’re all set.

@clarinetbob $10 for us fatties. And still a bargain.

@daleyshow is that your show?

@veedubtdi say it isn’t so - your confidence that Meh will not have another enticing item over the next 30 days is so low that you did not flick on VMP for a month???

@sidewinder3000 That way you know it’s the real deal and not some knockoff.

@capguncowboy That’s true, but I had a product delivered a week and a half before it was supposed to ship at all so could come sooner

@afrojosh Seeing how these need to be printed first, this timeline is probably more accurate.

@narfcake I suppose that’s fair, though does it say that they must be printed or could it be also likely that they have a certain amount printed on hand prior to the sale?

@capguncowboy @narfcake @afrojosh I received an email that mine were shipped today.

@Barney Well, nothing here yet. I suppose I could have received one if I ordered one, though!

(No purple, no sale.)

@narfcake I bought the cranberry in a moment of weakness. Shhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone.

@Barney If you wash it with blue, it’ll turn purple.

@narfcake

@steelopus wash and dry it - it will shrink and very likely be the size you want it to be.

@Thumperchick Yeah, but I wash and dry myself everyday, so I keep shrinking too.

@Thumperchick It’s also AA - it’s not going to shrink down 3" like an Anvil.

@steelopus Hah!

Anyway, is the shirt too wide or too long? The way tshirts are knit, they rarely shrink width-wise.

@narfcake Unfortunately it’s much too wide. (I like long shirts.) Guess I’ll just have to start eating more.

@steelopus That’s the spirit!

@narfcake This actually works out pretty well because I read on a news site that any American who doesn’t get to 450lbs before January 20th, 2017 will be immediately deported on January 21st, 2017.

@steelopus Damn. Well I’m fucked.
/image captain 'murica

@steelopus Must be talking about our Gov in NJ

@steelopus I got mine on the 12th, I got the womens AA xl and it is small. I’m not huge, but this is like toddler small. I usually buy mens/unisex t-shirts, but I thought I’d try something with a little feminine flair to it.

@growyoungagain a women’s XL is nowhere even remotely near as large as a men’s XL.

@jbartus If I was buying a mens, I would buy a medium or large. I bought a womens xl because it mentioned that they run small and that they do.

@growyoungagain a men’s large is usually equivalent to a women’s xxl. So you’d probably have to buy a women’s xxxl since they run small.

@growyoungagain this is why Meh provided links to the American Apparel sizing charts.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@growyoungagain Yeah, I was afraid to even try a women’s shirt. At Woot I find that their standard women’s shirts in XL are actually a bit roomier than the men’s L. I ordered these in men’s L and XL because sometimes one fits and another doesn’t. I have an extra cranberry in men’s large you can have if you want it. I washed it and tried it on but it’s relatively cootie free.

@sammydog01 I would love to buy your mens sz large shirt. I bought the cranberry also and I like it, it’s just too small to wear. That is so “fairly decent” of you. How would we do it?

@growyoungagain Send me your address at sammydog001 at the gmail thing. Note the extra zero. No payment necessary. I don’t have the body to pull off the tight in the booby look that this shirt gives me.

@sammydog01 thank you, thank you, thank you!! It fits, it fits, it fits!! Bacon, bacon, bacooon!!

@sammydog01 I thought it looked good originally and it may actually be my favorite meh shirt now.

@gertiestn did you write in to meh.com/support for help with your order?