So it’s a Fuku-style bag, without the contents, for a dollar more than a IRK/Fuku would cost? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve thrilled I was able to land an IRK this morning, but the pricing on this logo merchandise seems a little high by Meh standards.
Why are all these meh things 2x or more what they’d otherwise cost? I’d buy one of these, but if they are made like the ones we get in the IRK’s and fukos they are cheap and don’t last all that long. They are just like the 99 cent ones for longevity.
Wait, why did I buy this? Why did I pay $6 for a shopping bag of unknown dimensions when I can pay $1-2 for an appropriate-sized bag at Publix? Man, I am a slave to Meh.
Squid ink pasta is about as mediocre (and freaky) as I can think of. That said, I think “oh gosh, what did I do” is a good summation of my having got this bag.
Guys, you gotta drop the prices on your gear. I would have bought a bunch of it if it wasn’t overpriced by as much as 200%. Three bucks for a bag, discount for multiples. You’d make way more money on volume, too.
For lunch today at the Mediocre Diner:
enjoy a Beef Irky appetizer,
then a Freshly Mehd Tuna Salad,
washed down by a bottle of Mehk Mine a Double Cola
and, finally, you can have a self-mehing car take you to the gastrointestinest.
Lately I just come on here to see how clever everyone is okay so they offer up a grocery bag and its 9000 jokes and clever comments I wonder what you would do if they put an egg up for $0.10 probably be five thousand stupid jokes about it lots of wanna be comediens on here
Dang it! I missed this clicky face. First day back in the office after a week and as expected, I’ve been pulled a dozen different directions. Totally missed this product listing/clicky. I woulnd’t have purchased the item, but I def would have clicky click.
Specs
What’s In The Box
A Bag
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, July 30th - Monday, August 5th
Haha, how many people are you going to fool with this one?
@cengland0 They should’ve made it $5!
@narfcake And made it yellow.
@cengland0 fooled me… But I’m sitting on beach, no glasses and as soon as my order went thru successfully I knew…
@richmondhokie Well you can always cancel
@Kidsandliz oh… I did… The fact the order went thru was a big enough hint I missed what was REALLY for sale
@cengland0 @narfcake
The extra buck is you paying not to have to throw out everything else in the IRK box!
That is cruel!
Incognito IRK
How big is it!
More expensive than an Irk.
Ha Ha Ha, you got Meh again!
wonder how many people will get this thinking its a Fuko. lol
What? Who BUYS a Meh grocery bag? Meh grocery bags are FREE.
I’ll be putting my Camehmbert cheese in there.
/giphy undaunted-permissive-fudge.
Buy one of these, fill it with junk, and make your own IRK! Just claim they ran out of the IRK-specific bags or something!
So it’s a Fuku-style bag, without the contents, for a dollar more than a IRK/Fuku would cost? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve thrilled I was able to land an IRK this morning, but the pricing on this logo merchandise seems a little high by Meh standards.
@DJP519 By any standards.
No specs? What are the dimensions? Can I put a 40lb bag of dog food inside or 5 cans of tuna? Tell me more, dammit!
@looseneck @ThomasF says, “It’s the same dimensions as an IRK bag.”
@looseneck You might be able to wedge part of that bag of dog food inside but don’t expect it to survive picking it up.
I’m fairly certain that reusable grocery bags actually mate and produce young if left in the back of a closet for a few weeks.
@arielleslie no, those are all the ones that vanish mysteriously from here …
@stolicat Ah. Grocery bags are migratory. Like chapstick and wall chargers.
Here, hold MEHBAG.
Why are all these meh things 2x or more what they’d otherwise cost? I’d buy one of these, but if they are made like the ones we get in the IRK’s and fukos they are cheap and don’t last all that long. They are just like the 99 cent ones for longevity.
@Kidsandliz Mr. d20 struck again.
You rolled a total of 9
/roll 1d20
Dimensions? Weight capacity?
@xterraguy same as IRK bag.
Can this help me bag a promotion??
@ThomasF Can you get us to buy more?
That’s not my bag, man…
I don’t know why I just bought this
Can it hold a cat, so when it needs out of the bag
Mediocre things to put in this bag…you gotta have that thick bologna with the plastic red ring around it in there. Yeah…definitely that.
It’s the same dimensions as an IRK bag.
I bought it knowing it’s just a bag. And I hope I’ll get another with my earlier IRK. Something else to confound the baggers at the grocery store …
I’ll add Instant Refried Kale to mine
Duhbliner chehz would fit nicely mehthinks
Wait, why did I buy this? Why did I pay $6 for a shopping bag of unknown dimensions when I can pay $1-2 for an appropriate-sized bag at Publix? Man, I am a slave to Meh.
@sjk3 You drank the Koolaid. You are doomed. You are now part of their profit margin.
Great for my Mehican cheese!
Wonder how many jars of mehrinara sauce it can hold.
/giphy overactive-cylindrical-grog
Hopefully the kids won’t steal this one!
(VMod edit: fixed the /giphy.)
use it to hold Grehnula Bars and /Jiphy Peanut Butter
Squid ink pasta is about as mediocre (and freaky) as I can think of. That said, I think “oh gosh, what did I do” is a good summation of my having got this bag.
They’re priced like this so when you get your IRK and find a Meh toothbrush and a Meh towel in a Meh bag you’ll think you got a bargain.
Tinbond Mehsturizing Lotion
South Philadelphia Cream Cheez
Any beauty product on Morningsave
Mehningstars Garden Faux Meat
POM mehful juice
@KNmeh7 Is South Philly Cream Cheez the same as Philly Cream Cheez, just sold somewhere off of Passyunk Ave?
Is this insulated?
I don’t want my frozen White Castle sliders to defrost on the way home.
One could put catsup and mehstard in that bag
and mehyonnaise
a watermehlon
mehcaroni and cheese
Guys, you gotta drop the prices on your gear. I would have bought a bunch of it if it wasn’t overpriced by as much as 200%. Three bucks for a bag, discount for multiples. You’d make way more money on volume, too.
@ShotgunX That only works for items sold at a loss.
one in the eight four six? Don’t get the pun. I’m afraid to ask.
@Ozzie2191 In the bag!
@zachdecker DOH! thanks
For lunch today at the Mediocre Diner:
enjoy a Beef Irky appetizer,
then a Freshly Mehd Tuna Salad,
washed down by a bottle of Mehk Mine a Double Cola
and, finally, you can have a self-mehing car take you to the gastrointestinest.
Lately I just come on here to see how clever everyone is okay so they offer up a grocery bag and its 9000 jokes and clever comments I wonder what you would do if they put an egg up for $0.10 probably be five thousand stupid jokes about it lots of wanna be comediens on here
this bag is not worthy to carry my mehyonnaise
Dang it! I missed this clicky face. First day back in the office after a week and as expected, I’ve been pulled a dozen different directions. Totally missed this product listing/clicky. I woulnd’t have purchased the item, but I def would have clicky click.
Is it large enough to hold my grocery list?
@frd1963
Good job! Too bad most meh-ers won’t see this, since the item offering is long over.
Oops! Forgot one: Unkomfortable Shack Rick Pudding, so much better than Krack Den Rice Pudding.