Meh.com and Mediocre Labs are not living up to their mission statement
29I am sure it hasn't surprise everyone but Meh has NOT been living up to their mission statement. I received items that were above mediocre in value and which exceeded my expectations. I demand neutral ambivalence, please stop pretending to me Meh. I hope @snapster is happy now
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Great, we can slow the shipping down even further!
edit: ug what a horrible banner image :-|
@snapster What do you mean horrible? It's focused right on your nose and mustache, the reasons for your decidedly un-mediocre site.
I call linkbait! I clicked in here to hear a horror story about some aspect of Meh. This is the opposite of that. Now I feel cheated and dirty, so I guess that is kind of meh, so maybe it's not so bad after all.
nevermind.
Holy crap, Meh is improving under my goat watch? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!??!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?
@BillLehecka You have a Meh goat watch? Does it get link to your phone and show messages and steps and let you see your photostream on it and where can i get one?
@BillLehecka it's your fault they didn't do it sooner
@BillLehecka Please note that there have been no "improvements", the issue of not living up to the standards set has been in place from the beginning. If anything, they are getting farther from their standards and thus they are devolving under your watchful eye...
Meh has been doing an ok job. I haven't bit on anything yet, just thought about it a few times, then thought, "Do I really want this random meh that is being offered today? ... Meh."
So maybe Meh is not doing a great job and not doing a bad job. Meh is doing a job.
Bastards.
I have to agree. Despite attempts to avoid it they still managed to get me my 2 for Tuesday LED lamps far in advance of the first rain/hail/tornado power outage of the year. I should be vaguely irritated with this site instead of grateful!
Just keep up the good work with Shipping and all your original expectations will be met,
I EXPECT LESS MORENESS OR MORE LESSITY. NO, I DEMAND IT!
@alchymist you mean you respectively request it, if possible, and if there isn't anything more pressing?
@alchymist I require Les Nessman.
It's not all MEH fault for sending thing out late. That's expected and shipping will be slow. When I should come to expect is the estimated delivery will go way off. From Sat to Monday, now just NA. I'm in no hurry but smart post ...Slow shipping
Visiting MEH is better than the view out my window, but less exciting than my grandchildren. Erratic shipping makes me forget I ordered the item, so when it comes it's a little rush of excitement. And my socks dry overnight on the towel bar, so I can wear them every day.
We always have the occasional person coming through complaining about the customer service. As long as that stays MEH (and no reason for it to change with only two people), the mission is still being achieved.
Does this mean I can complain about not having any complaints and therefore can expect some cool unexpected item in My Orders with a ridiculous, off the wall order name like Lions-Win-Superbowl to compensate me for my undue satisfaction but receive cameras instead of the cool item so I would have something to complain about which makes this entire post moot?
Just a thought: Do I have to return the cameras?
@Mehrocco_Mole Check your email, you should have a link to pay for or return the surprise ca meh ra.
@PSUClaus1 But they haven't sent them yet and probably won't now that I have reason to complain about the cool item being replaced by the cameras. @jonT probably did it on purpose just so Meh wouldn't feel guilty about making me a satisfied customer and sending the cool item only to be replaced by a camera giving me a reason to complain.
Sometimes, I think that mediocre should create more of a sense of excitement for their site.
A different name perhaps. Something short. Something snazzy.
MOOFI, perhaps?
Let’s make it all lowercase for style:
ʍoof¡
Perfect!
@GLaDOS no ahem.com is betta but the group is not ready for such progressive thought.
@GLaDOS yaw.com, anyone?
@GLaDOS furiouslunchmeat.com?
@GLaDOS you resurrected a 2 year old thread for this? I want my money back!
@jbartus Look at the front page with the daily item. They are resurrecting 2014 threads there for unknown reasons… @shawn???
@Kidsandliz
In case @shawn didn’t see that tag.
@shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn
@shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn
@shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn
@shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn @shawn
Inspiration for the above.
@PlacidPenguin considering @shawn can retaliate against you by say, not removing the goat icon for 30 days, or add to your account to get all future goat notifications are you sure you don’t want to retract that post?
@Kidsandliz
Both of those would give me bragging rights.
@PlacidPenguin @shawn - it sounds like placidpenguin is bucking for bragging rights…
@Kidsandliz
I’d ask who’s side you’re on, but I’m assuming you’re on the side which wants to be entertained.
@PlacidPenguin Obviously since you are the goat you know it is all your fault. So why are you blaming poor @Shawn
@readnj
Please read
@PlacidPenguin
Without a doubt
/8ball Am I on the side that wants to be entertained?
@Kidsandliz
I’m willing to overlook the fact that you inquired that of the 8ball 2 or more times just because I find it humorous.
@GLaDOS no man ahem. . . com
I’m tellin ya it don’t get no betta.
@Kidsandliz
As a side note, tagging someone repeatedly in one post will only result in one notification.
@GLaDOS I got it! How about the following? I think it conveys joy and excitement and a sense of victory all very concisely:
/giphy beating a dead horse
I like to see old threads.
@Barney I like purple
/youtube I like turtles
@Kevin Curiouser and curiouser.
@shawn that explains why @f001 is starring comments I made from a year or two ago… made me wonder… but not enough to ask!
@mikibell
@f00l has his own time machine.
@PlacidPenguin
@mikibell
The Time Machine is just a kid’s toy actually. Doesnt do much.
@f00l
I heard the movie wasn’t so good.
@PlacidPenguin
Dunno re film.
My Time Machine came from Goodwill, so …
@f00l
The Time Machine movie.
nah, they’re pretty meh
leave rutledge alone man, he puts this shit up and pays people to run it and yore running yore mouth about mediocre shit what the fuck is that I meen shit yano they sold goddAM blootooth floating orbs how fuckin much mor mediocre do you wont?
@cranky1950 Drunk?
@narfcake
@cranky1950
Naw. Normal.